Hour 1: The Fish, The Face Cards, and The Quarterback (feat. Kash)

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What is the main topic of the sports betting scandal discussed?

Dan Le Batard 0:01
All right, kicking things off with Smirnoff, the official vodka sponsor of the NFL and the number one vodka in the world. Chris Cody, you're here. Smirnoff! Wow, you're on the money with Smirnoff.
Smirnoff!
Dan Le Batard 0:11
Chris, you know what goes great with Smirnoff? Smirnoff! Yes, but I'm really talking about the game day fit. The style's got to match the vibe. Smirnoff! All right, here's the deal. Game day is everything. And that's exactly why your fit has to match the occasion. Smirnoff! Starting this December, Smirnoff is giving fans 21 and over the chance to score limited edition Smirnoff commission merchandise from some of today's top creators, including Kayla Jones, Gavin Matthew, and Alaylee May. Smirnoff! Here's the kicker. One lucky fan will take home the grand prize, a trip to the biggest game of the offseason. Plus, one fan will win a Lely Mays one-of-one game day jacket. Wow. The merch will be dropped on select dates from December to January 21, and it's all courtesy of what brand?
Me.
Dan Le Batard 0:49
That's right, Chris. Fans 21 and over can head to Smirnoff Socials to learn how to sign up. And don't forget to grab a bottle of Smirnoff vodka, number 21, at your local retailer. Smirnoff. Please drink responsibly. Smirnoff. Number 21 vodka distilled from grain, 40% alcohol by volume. The Smirnoff Company, New York, New York. Please do not share with anybody under legal drinking age. Smirnoff. No purchase necessary. Must be legal. U.S. resident, 21 or older. Sweepstake starts 12-15-2025 at 12 a.m. Eastern and ends 1-23-2026 at 11-59-59 p.m. Eastern. See official rules at program website. Coming off a losing fantasy week, that means you're one week closer to losing your league. That's stressful, which can lead to nighttime teeth grinding.
Dan Le Batard 1:28
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Stugatz 1:52
Available at all major retailers. Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right? Don't place parlays on multiple long shots.
Chris Cody 2:00
Don't say a game is won when it hasn't hit triple zero.
Mike Ryan 2:04
Always drink your Jägermeister ice cold.
Stugatz 2:06
That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule.
Chris Cody 2:18
Never pee-pee on an electric fence.
Mike Ryan 2:20
Okay, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Jagermeister, must be drank ice cold. Or don't drink it at all. Damn, that's cold. Exactly. You're finally starting to get it.
Stugatz 2:32
Drink responsibly.
Chris Cody 2:33
Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume, imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S., White Plains, New York.
Greg Cody 2:41
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
Stugatz 2:48
All right, go ahead and pot it up, Chris. Let's listen to what a lot of suits, a lot of suits in front of microphones next to Kash Patel, who's in an FBI jacket.
Chris Cody 2:56
The person speaking right now is U.S. attorney. Well, he's moved off for the star of the show, Kash Patel. Here we go. Good morning.
Kash Patel 3:02
Today, we are here in New York to announce a historic arrest across a wide sweeping criminal enterprise that envelops both the NBA and La Casa Nostra. The men and women up here standing with me represent a small portion of the leadership team that brought profound justice in an era that needed it more than any. I'll just highlight some of the details in the case and the FBI work, and then you'll hear from the others. But as you now know, individuals such as Chauncey Billups, Damon Jones, and Terry Rozier were taken into custody today, former current NBA players and coaches. What you don't know is that this is an illegal gambling operation and sports rigging operation that spanned the course of years.

Who are the key figures involved in the illegal poker games?

Kash Patel 3:46
The FBI led a coordinated takedown across 11 states to arrest over 30 individuals today responsible for this case, which is very much ongoing.

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