Hour 1: The House Was a Different Color
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What is the story behind the iconic tequila brand Cuervo?
Now's a good time to remember where tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented tequila. Cuervo. What are you doing here?
Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.
Cuervo.
Cuervo.
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
Aslo is totally fitting in around here in that I asked him to have prepared for this segment the second of the shirts from his closet, and he has forgotten. He doesn't have the shirt on him.
I absolutely do.
Oh, you do? Okay. It's well hidden from me. Now I'm not fitting in because I'm doing my job. Okay. You have it somewhere on you. I just see two shirts discarded behind you. Now he's pointing to his crotch. My bad. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Do you think he lost it between when he got here and now?
Like a ticket? I was accusing him of something that I am capable of doing. There are a number of things worth talking about right now because I want a means assessment on what we're going to do. What happened?
Oh, my God. We're watching cinema right now. Absolute cinema on General Hospital. Stephen A. Stephen A. Hitman just shot somebody in a hospital bed. Bricksback? With a silencer. With a silencer.
What do you want to talk about, Dan?
The show we're doing live. Guarantee you that the show we're doing live is not as good as that one. Yeah, I wish we did that one at Metal Ark. Yeah, I wish that one was on air instead of in private. I wish that's what we were paying you guys for.
He shot a dude in a hospital bed and shot the nurse, too.
Oh, my God.
With a silencer.
And then made the phone call. How do you know it's a silencer? It's on mute. Oh, wow. Look at the gun. Look at the gun.
You can see the silencer. I stand corrected. In Stephen A's defense, the nurse pulled a gun on him first. What you say? So Zazlo's second shirt.
No, I was about to talk about Jamal Murray, but thank you for ever being helpful, Wild Willie Wednesday, to try and get me back to the— I haven't derailed anything today.
No? I've been your loyalist subject.
You started by divorcing my parents, Billy. I didn't divorce your parents. That was the opening bidding you did.
Falsehoods?
No. That's what happened. I said if—
No, I said if you're caught in the middle of a lover's quarrel and the lover's quarrel is your family and the heat, then what do you do? Because the heat will be responsible possibly for your parents' divorce.
This is the problem that I generally have. It's that I believe there is basketball worth talking about from last night that I'd like to talk about and not just Giannis leaving because... I do want to assess the legacy of Jamal Murray, who is not somebody who often scores 40 points a game, except when you really need it in the playoffs. And out of nowhere, last night, he's reminding Kawhi Leonard and James Harden of some things that... I was caught off guard by even though I've seen this person be this kind of good in the playoffs, but I get forgetful. And so I want to do some legacy talk on Jamal Murray. And I also want to get to Jeremy meeting Shakira. And Jeremy wants to talk about the rehearsal.
But the problem I have is that Billy needed gas yesterday and didn't have his wallet.
No, that was this morning. That's why I was a little tardy for the party. As I left the house, I stopped at the gas station, and I didn't have my wallet. So I had to head back home to go get that wallet and then go back. It was Westchester. Come on. What do you think that these are, like, fancy gas pumps? No, I've seen them with the Apple Pay stuff from Westchester. Apple Pay, not for me. Apple Pay is fine when it has my thing saved and I can order my McDonald's, I hit Apple Pay, whatever. When I have to go start and tap my, first of all, last thing I'm gonna tap with my phone is a dirty gas pump, okay? I'm not gonna go touch a dirty gas pump with my phone that then is gonna go and lay on my face. That's not gonna happen. And this whole tapping situation, I love technology.
I love the advances of technology. Zazz, I feel like you might be with me on some of this stuff. At a certain point, we've advanced far enough. We're going too far on some of these things. When I just am close enough to something and it takes money out of my account and I didn't have to do anything other than my device was close enough to the device that steals the digital money for me.
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