Hour 1: The Southern Hockey Coach From Toronto (feat. Adnan Virk and The Kid Mero)
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How does the podcast team view Roy's dedication to hockey?
Stugatz, I know, I know, okay. We talk sports for a living. It's a, yeah, sort of. It's kind of, it's a nice life to have. We don't have very much to complain about. However, our people can't get to work. We're oversaturated with cars and people and greed and Roy has been dying to get in. Roy has been waiting 30 years to have the Panthers feel like this. Roy is a fandom that is super rare in South Florida. When I'm not kidding that I say that Roy is a hockey media legend. He's dejected. No, I mean, this is not, because he, I know he wants to, Roy doesn't actually want to talk that much ever, but he wants to talk about this team.
Roy was going to these games when this team was lousy. Roy and Walter Katz are the only two people in South Florida who have a right to be happy for this team.
Okay, look, I know, this has been... Let me explain something. Because Roy gets angry black man just from the way that he looks. And it's so unfair to Roy because, well, he is angry.
And he is black. And he is a man.
But... Roy spricht nicht sehr viel auf diesem Show, weil er ein Mensch ist, der nur ein paar Wörter spricht. Und er kümmert sich auch sehr um das Geräusch, wie Dinge klingen. Und er will niemals die Grund sein, dass alles, was wir singen, alle von uns mit Chemie, das ist das, was in den Weg kommt, das aufzulösen. Also konspieren all diese Dinge, damit Roy nicht zu dem Ort in diesem Geschäft steigt, in dem ich ihn immer gewünscht habe, dass er sein wird. Weil er muss sehr vorsichtig sein, wenn er spricht, damit er nicht die Song von dem, was wir tun, unterrufen. Und er respektiert das mehr als jeder in der Geschichte unserer Show. Im Grunde würde ich ihm und Juju sagen, und alles, was ich täglich tue, ist, Tony zu danken, dass er jemand ist, der das lernt, weil Tony niemanden unterrufen möchte. Roy ist wirklich, wirklich glücklich als Sportfan. Glücklicher, als ich ihn jemals gesehen habe. Glücklicher, als in 30 Jahren. Na, sie haben den Cup letztes Jahr gewonnen. Well, but they didn't just win the cup. They took that ass.
I think we need to remove that. I don't think that we can have a room full of dudes and do anymore what Zaslo's doing about taking ass. In fact, you know what? I'm going to be too woke and I'm going to get old, let me see here. Look at me, Leroy. I'm going to penalize him with a look at me, Leroy. And I'm going to, I got to get to this other one here. Hold on now. You have to get to Adnan. Minor penalty, two minutes, asshole. You're out. Okay, I'll get to Adnan in a second. You're breaking up the Necros. I'll get to black knuckle ballers in a second. That's the good way to introduce Adnan, actually, now that I think about it. But my point was, Roy's pissed off now because his team's down 0-2 and it took three hours of traffic to get in here and now there's no time for you to talk, even with that build-up, Roy, so I'm sorry. We'll get back to you in a little bit. Adnan wants to talk hockey. Adnan wants to talk the movies. Adnan wants to talk baseball.
What are the challenges faced by black knuckleballers in baseball?
But it seems to me that it should just be Knicks, Celtics all day today. It doesn't seem to me like anything else should be involved. But we begin in the obvious place, Adnan. Name a black knuckleballer.
Unfortunately, I cannot think of one, Dan. I've been racking my brain. I texted Kirch and there's not one. As you said on the show previously, a black man is not going to rely on deception.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What are the humorous opening ads about?
0:00–1:09
2
How does the podcast team view Roy's dedication to hockey?
1:09–4:24
3
What are the challenges faced by black knuckleballers in baseball?
4:24–7:39
4
What insights does Adnan Virk offer on hockey and the Panthers?
7:39–11:19
5
How does Craig Berube's southern hockey persona add humor to the show?
11:19–14:21
6
Why is Jalen Brunson considered a New York sports hero?
14:21–18:07
7
How does The Kid Mero view Jalen Brunson's impact in the playoffs?
18:07–50:06
Speakers
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