Hour 1: The Undercover Shough-hold (feat. Tyler Shough)

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Dan Le Batard 0:00
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
Stugotz 0:08
An NFL starting quarterback will join us in 20 minutes. A number of different questions I want to ask you guys. Speaking of NFL quarterbacks, I don't know if you guys have seen the Pizza Hut commercial with Tom Brady. Tom Brady doesn't really need to be making commercials with the amount of money that he's making. So why does he? I don't know the answer to that question, but the question that I wanted to ask you about that commercial is, do you guys think that Tom Brady eats pizza? Because I assume he doesn't. He's anti-carbs. I assume he doesn't eat that pizza. Do you want, as a spokesman, someone who would famously not eat that product as your spokesman?
Tony 0:50
But it doesn't mean that he doesn't order it for his kids, for his family, one night. Aren't they the official pizza of the NFL? I love Pizza Hut, by the way. It's a great spot. Pizza Hut! I love that. It's my favorite of the chains. He doesn't even eat tomatoes. So how would he eat pizza? He literally doesn't eat tomatoes. If you spend that much money. You know about that white cheese pizza? I do. If you spend that much money to be the official pizza of the NFL, number one, you probably want me being pretty damn sure that you're the official pizza of the NFL. But number two, a good way to go about that is bring along the frozen face of Tom Brady, who's so associated with that sport.
Stugotz 1:27
Yeah, but doesn't eat cheese or dairy or carbs. Ah, come on.
Tony 1:33
Well, maybe he does now. He doesn't play anymore. A percentage of people know that. LeBron doesn't drive a Kia. You'll pull up to the arena. Brown's not drinking Sprite all the time? That Kia thing. That's what a pitchman is.
Stugotz 1:45
Okay, so you don't care, then, is the answer to my question.
Tony 1:47
No, it's a spot good. Big name. Look, one thing that I do know is Tom Brady is doing a Pizza Hut spot. And for me to actually retain who he's doing that commercial for, that's impressive. Because during commercial breaks, I am in that phone.
Chris Cote 2:01
I think I saw Drew Barrymore and Orlando Bloom doing a cruise commercial. I've seen that one. MSC? They don't go on cruises.
Tony 2:08
I think so.
Stugotz 2:09
Is that MSC? I believe it's MSC. That's a good point that you got there, Chris, with when Mike gives you the mm-hmm from back there. That's got to feel pretty good about you going to your weekend. Can we get, please, the sound here of a—people in Seattle are obviously very excited. Seattle doesn't win stuff that often. It's not, you know, it's not a city, even though it cares about its sports deeply, that gets to win all of that much. And so during the live broadcast— News broadcast. local in seattle yeah a news broadcast locally you've just got basically debauchery and things that can't happen anymore on local news it can happen anywhere else in streaming anywhere else on the internet this is not shocking anyway cursing we just had al michaels on yesterday he's like yeah it used to be a big deal if i said shit on the air but now al michaels is just letting it fly because all of the standards here have gone to hell except on local television where you can't do this
Tony 3:07
So tell me, you were inside there. We're about to beat the f***ing Patriots. What do we do? Say that again without the F-bomb.
Tyler Shough 3:14
We're about to f***ing redo this shit.
Mike Ryan 3:15
We're about to beat the f***ing Patriots. Sorry, could you translate for me? Tell me, I mean, what was that like? It's our revenge against the Patriots. We're going to take the Super Bowl this year.
Stugotz 3:25
got so boring without the curse words well it got drunker it somehow got drunker after the curse words let's go first of all i should have told people there's a woman on a man's shoulders here and the interviewer first goes to the woman on the man's shoulder and it looks like rachel nichols trying to interview when bunyama because she is high up there and she's cursing but then he goes to the boring first he goes to reset he goes hey you cursed do that again without cursing
Mike Ryan 3:50
And she curses more.
Stugotz 3:51
Curses more, and then he just goes straight to the drunkenness.
Tony 3:57
So tell me, you were inside there.

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