Chapter 1: What is the significance of Smirnoff in game day culture?
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Chapter 2: How does Dan recreate Tony's Top 5 for the NFL Weekend?
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This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
Amino Hassan will be here shortly to give us his weekend observations. There are some more football things I wanted to get to. Tony's not here today, so let's just recreate his top five. I'll do his top five because Tony, I don't know what happened. He had some sort of emergency. So I've got top five football observations. Mine on behalf of Tony.
OLI number one, Max Brosmer is the first quarterback that's ever played that Tony will not fall in love with. That play where he just flung the ball and a pick six. I'm going to say that was the worst feeling of the weekend for any football player if it had not been for another OLI.
Matthew Stafford hydroplaning five yards backwards on a pick six as the final block makes him go from the five yard line on his back to the goal line is the worst he's felt in 10 weeks. Hydroplaning on his back. A pick six and two interceptions in the first quarter. A fumble at the end of the game. He's been clean for 10 straight weeks. Why'd Brosmer throw that?
One of the worst plays in NFL history.
We're still in OLI. Oh, really? Eagles fans are pooing. Is that right? Is that right? Still in OLI. The Cowboys, huh? Also, Olai, guys doing first down, first down. It's done. It's over. You're done with the first down signal.
No, but you've got to let the crowd know.
No, it's over. How will they know? Too many of you are doing it. It's too many of you. You know, you can't see the yellow line when you're there in person.
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Chapter 3: What are Amin's Weekend Observations on NFL performances?
He is a broken, awful football player. I don't know if anybody watched that game outside of you. I was mad that I had to watch part of it. I turned the sound off at one point. I had the four screen going. I had the sound on, and I'm like, what am I doing?
Number five. You want to guess how many times Geno Smith has been sacked the last two games?
600. 15!
15!
They're terrible. Tom Brady, bad owner. Did you see the reports about Chip Kelly? About how he was calling for personnel groupings that were non-existent? How he was calling plays that weren't in the game plan? No way. I mean, it looked like that, didn't it? That's why he got fired. That he was calling plays that weren't installed in the game plan.
But he wants the personnel that allows 13 guys on the field? He was calling for personnel groupings that just weren't installed. That can happen, though. In Madden sometimes, you'll be playing with a team and you're expecting a play, but they don't have that play in the offense. So you get to call a different play.
Number four, Sky Moore has the coolest name in the sport. Sky with two Ys. Number three, I really loved watching Trent Williams against Miles Garrett. Seeing Miles Garrett struggle, that was something to behold.
You've seen Miles Garrett's arms? Yeah, they're big. Like a lot bigger than mine, man.
Yes, his arms are bigger than yours. But like a lot. That's astute. Number two, check out the cold schedule the rest of the way. And number one. Oh, the Chiefs are done, huh? The whole Chiefs thing is done? They got the Texans this week. Oh, it's done. Must win. Well, the Chiefs thing is done now, though, right? I guess that's a little unceremonious, right?
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Chapter 4: What surprising events occurred in the latest NFL games?
I didn't even say the Ravens here. Lamar Jackson does not look like Lamar Jackson. What happened? Somebody explain that to me. He's the MVP of the league. Is he hurt? Why is he not running? He's not running.
I think it's the same fear that everyone has with quarterbacks that are just so astronomically talented physically is over the course of a career, those hits start adding up. And Lamar Jackson has had his injuries. When you have just the slightest dilution to that athleticism that made you so much more athletic than everybody else.
then the difference between you and everybody else gets closed real quick.
Doesn't it stand to reason, if we're talking about how good sports in general have gotten at measuring the value of people, measuring the value of how good and important is this athlete, if I tell you in that sport the economics of it make it so that the running back is disposable, even if you have someone as good as Kenneth Walker, The running back is disposable.
Financially, you're telling me it's so. You're telling me we're going to burn through 8chan's body so that when it's time to pay him, you don't pay him. You're just going to burn those years of his body and it's going to happen faster than you've ever seen because of how violent and big and giant all of these people are.
When Mike speaks to the lost a step, I every Sunday marvel at the fact that these giant people can't tackle Josh Allen. That he's too big and strong and his body's not going to break down. He's available all the time. Herbert's available all the time. He's also physically very big, but Herbert is breaking body part at a time because he gets hit way too much. Way too much. Are we willing to say...
And that position, the organization of the Ravens, has been great for a long time, just organizationally over different eras of football. And one of the ways they game the system over the last few years is their running back has been their quarterback, and then they add Derrick Henry.
You think the Miles are going to end up costing Derrick Henry at some point, but the economics of the position and the physicality of the position, has it chewed up Lamar Jackson from inside the Ravens' architecture?
I think it's a fair question to ask when you look at the nature of his turnovers there. Some of that was pretty embarrassing and it didn't look like the Lamar that we know. He is used to being able to escape that sack at the last second and underhand something. And the drop in athleticism could be as small as usually you hold on to that ball and it doesn't slip out of your hands.
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Chapter 5: How does the NFL playoff picture look for teams like the Cowboys and Lions?
The reason I'm doing that is only because I can't remember. It's twice against Jacksonville. It's once against Seattle. You're asking me to ask.
I believe at Jacksonville. What do we think? I believe I had them going 10-7. They were one of my 10-7ers. So at Jacksonville, that's a win. Spiro better be on that call. Just so I can hear him go, the Jigs! At Seattle. That's a tough one. We know what they just did against Brosmer. Then they host on Monday Night Football the San Francisco 49ers.
They play the Jags twice, so if that's an easy game, those are their two easy games. Swim against the Jags. The Jags. And then final week of the season, they're at Houston. For a playoff spot? Unless they lose to the Jags twice.
CJ Stroud. There are plenty of people who saw what happened yesterday and said the Texans are the team no one wants to see in the AFC playoffs because they can beat you with defense. They can beat you with pass rush.
I hear you. I'm going to go with a team that's made nine straight conference championships. Yeah, I'd be okay playing Texas. I don't want to see the greatest quarterback of all time if I'm in the playoffs. Well, this week you get Texans Chiefs. And the loser of that, I would say, well, I guess the Texans could lose that and still make it. Derek Stingley's been unbelievable for Houston.
He just eliminates a side of the field for them. Solid player. I think the Bengals are going to win the AFC North. They're 4-8. But you see their schedule, too? Yep. All right, let me see. Let's do this. They could win the rest of their games. I love this.
It's Joe Burrow, 4-8, chasing down Aaron Rodgers and Lamar Jackson, who are limping.
And they played the Ravens twice. Put up the Bengals schedule. All right. At Buffalo. At Buffalo this weekend. How do we feel about that one? They could win it. They could. They could win, but would we make that a loss, though? Fine.
Fine. Just in case? No, but I wouldn't, though, given that with Joe Burrow, that team has gone into Buffalo and has beaten Buffalo. Oh, Mike.
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Chapter 6: What insights can we gather from the Eagles' performance this season?
Then they host the Ravens. Win. And pick up a game on them. Okay, then they're at the Dolphins. And that would give them the season series sweep over the Ravens. The Dolphins will be in the hunt. Do we think they'll be able to beat the Dolphins in Miami? Yep, win. Okay.
Video, can you just keep putting stacking schedules on top of each other? Oh, I thought you'd never ask, Dan. Just keep, just the rest of this segment, just continue to just stack schedules on top of each other.
Dolphins offense can't keep up with me. All right, so then they're going to host the Arizona Cardinals. I mean, that's an obvious W. And then... At the end of the year, they'll host Cleveland.
I have not mentioned enough, OK? Just let me walk through the audio. I'd like to walk the audio audience through something that is largely visual. But I saw two catches yesterday that I can argue are among the best ever made in professional football. I can assemble the argument on that Bowers touchdown and on that Puka Nakua. You only have the Puka catch. He only has to get one hand open now.
The defender's hand like pinched the ball.
You didn't even see the Traylon Burks one. Oh my lord. He has a finger that is literally taped together.
The way that Puka caught that ball is, I am going to try and describe this, while pushing off... defender I think that was Mike Jackson while pushing off a defender with his dominant hand but his dominant hand turned away from his face he is catching a football with his right wrist A football thrown 35 yards, I'm going to say.
This is the good stuff. This is the good stuff.
35 yards. I would love to just talk over this and describe both of the catches because I once saw Mark Bavaro catch a ball with one bare hand. It was close to the ground and he just snatched it. And that's when I realized these people have limbs and stuff that are much bigger than ours. That's a tight end right there. But you saw the Bowers catch, correct? Well, Bowers is a tight end.
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Chapter 7: What impact does Lane Johnson have on the Eagles' success?
Why would a game be big with two teams that are not in the playoffs?
I'm not going to argue with this sound, but the Chiefs always play big games. You're going to tell me that a game that would properly extinguish them when we're sitting here arguing, are they really out, and would they be a favorite against all the other AFC teams? Like, that's a... They're one game better than the Dolphins, Dan. Why are we talking with such stupidity?
I thought you were just going to stop it at why are we talking.
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Chapter 8: What are Amin's thoughts on the current state of the NFL and player performances?
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Zaslow, the game of Clue. Big game? Not a big game. Oh, what a game. Clue? Colonel Mustard? In the kitchen? With the wrench? That's a big game. Big game. Monopoly, big game, not a big game.
Oh, Monopoly. Come on now. Come on now. Is that Jeremy? Did Jeremy do that? $200, Pascoe. Is Monopoly a big game? It's one of the old timers. Some people don't like Monopoly. But it's a first ballot Hall of Fame.
Roll doubles three times, get out of jail free.
You're saying that if Monopoly's not a big game, then what the hell's a big game, Jeremy?
Well, Clue, apparently.
No, Clue...
Bigger game.
You know about that free parking? Put it on the poll at Levitard Show. Bigger game. Clue or monopoly?
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