Hour 2: Amin's Internet (feat. Amin Elhassan)
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What is the significance of Smirnoff in game day culture?
All right, kicking things off with Smirnoff, the official vodka sponsor of the NFL and the number one vodka in the world. Chris Cody, you're here. Smirnoff! Wow, you're on the money with Smirnoff.
Smirnoff!
Chris, you know what goes great with Smirnoff? Smirnoff! Yes, but I'm really talking about the game day fit. The style's got to match the vibe. Smirnoff! All right, here's the deal. Game day is everything. And that's exactly why your fit has to match the occasion. Smirnoff! Starting this December, Smirnoff is giving fans 21 and over the chance to score limited edition Smirnoff commission merchandise from some of today's top creators, including Kayla Jones, Gavin Matthew, and Alaylee May. Smirnoff! Here's the kicker. One lucky fan will take home the grand prize, a trip to the biggest game of the offseason. Plus, one fan will win a Lely Mays one-of-one game day jacket. Wow. The merch will be dropped on select dates from December to January 21, and it's all courtesy of what brand?
Me.
That's right, Chris. Fans 21 and over can head to Smirnoff Socials to learn how to sign up. And don't forget to grab a bottle of Smirnoff vodka, number 21, at your local retailer. Smirnoff. Please drink responsibly. Smirnoff. Number 21 vodka distilled from grain, 40% alcohol by volume. The Smirnoff Company, New York, New York. Please do not share with anybody under legal drinking age. Smirnoff. No purchase necessary. Must be legal. U.S. resident, 21 or older. Sweepstake starts 12-15-2025 at 12 a.m. Eastern and ends 1-23-2026 at 11-59-59 p.m. Eastern. See official rules at program website. Coming off a losing fantasy week, that means you're one week closer to losing your league. That's stressful, which can lead to nighttime teeth grinding.
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Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule. Never pee-pee on an electric fence.
How does Dan recreate Tony's Top 5 for the NFL Weekend?
Okay, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Jagermeister, must be drank ice cold. Or don't drink it at all. Damn, that's cold. Exactly. You're finally starting to get it. Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume, imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S., White Plains, New York.
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Amino Hassan will be here shortly to give us his weekend observations. There are some more football things I wanted to get to. Tony's not here today, so let's just recreate his top five. I'll do his top five because Tony, I don't know what happened. He had some sort of emergency. So I've got top five football observations. Mine on behalf of Tony.
OLI number one, Max Brosmer is the first quarterback that's ever played that Tony will not fall in love with. That play where he just flung the ball and a pick six. I'm going to say that was the worst feeling of the weekend for any football player if it had not been for another OLI. Matthew Stafford hydroplaning five yards backwards on a pick six as the final block makes him go from the five yard line on his back to the goal line is the worst he's felt in 10 weeks. Hydroplaning on his back. A pick six and two interceptions in the first quarter. A fumble at the end of the game. He's been clean for 10 straight weeks. Why'd Brosmer throw that?
One of the worst plays in NFL history.
We're still in OLI. Oh, really? Eagles fans are pooing. Is that right? Is that right?
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the significance of Smirnoff in game day culture?
0:01–2:20
2
How does Dan recreate Tony's Top 5 for the NFL Weekend?
2:20–5:14
3
What are Amin's Weekend Observations on NFL performances?
5:14–7:57
4
What surprising events occurred in the latest NFL games?
7:57–12:22
5
How does the NFL playoff picture look for teams like the Cowboys and Lions?
12:22–14:04
6
What insights can we gather from the Eagles' performance this season?
14:04–16:56
7
What impact does Lane Johnson have on the Eagles' success?
16:56–21:36
8
What are Amin's thoughts on the current state of the NFL and player performances?
21:36–45:51
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