Hour 2: Dan Attempts To Kick Erik Spoelstra (feat. Jessica Smetana & The American Dream)
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What highlights were shared about Nostalgia Night for the NBA?
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
Greg Cody has fled the premises with an upset stomach. He is no longer here. He is gone. We will have Ron McGill tomorrow. We will play that sound of Greg Cody and ask him what kind of animal he thinks Greg Cody's stomach sound was making. Tomorrow, you'll have to wait for that. You don't have to wait anymore for Juju Gotti. He has pulled his hamstring. He is still in the penalty box, still leaking confidence, but he has his top five list ready before we get to Jessica here on top five NFL people he does not trust.
What is the story behind the St. Louis Cardinals' bottomless food ticket?
Is there OLI here, Juju, or is it just a top five? Yes, sirree, Bob. There is an OLI. My brother and yours, Jared Goff. I don't like it. What have you done for me ever? Zero super wins. Yeah, that's true. Do we know why the yes-er-ee has a Bob at the end of it as opposed to a Steve or a Pete? I'm on it.
How did the U.S. Hockey team perform on SNL?
Okay, thank you. Number five, Juju. Number five, Duval. Trevor Lawrence, get off my playoff roster. Yeah, it's a good list so far. Number four. Number four, Justin Herbert, brother. That-a-way. I feel bad for Justin Herbert. I believe he's a good deal better than these other quarterbacks we're talking about.
Why does Jessica Smetana yearn for the return of blogs?
Number three. Number three. C.J. Stroud. That's a good list. Quarterback heavy. Number two. Oh, wow. That's a petefo smell of a bathroom. You're waving your hand in front of your face.
What absurd story does Dan tell about using lettuce to cool off?
It needs Lysol. Number two. Number two, and I hate to do this, my brother, the whole Black America, we love you. You can do no wrong to us. But Lamar Jackson. You can do no wrong except in the playoffs. Hasn't gotten over the hump, yeah. What hump is that? What is the hump? AFC Championship, right that hump.
What are the top five NFL players Juju Gotti does not trust?
He's like, right there. He's like, I can't. No, I know which hump you're referring to. I was just sort of wondering about getting stuck on the wrong side of the hump. Number one. And number one, the reason my sciatica, my blood pressure, and my cholesterol is way too high, Josh Allen. Wow. Don't trust him? You don't trust Josh Allen, MVP of the league, Lamar Jackson. Those are two MVPs, all quarterbacks on your list.
What are the best wing flavors according to the hosts?
Yeah, I love him. I just don't trust him. All right. Get back in here, Juju. Limp back in here. We're all waiting for Stephen A. Smith's reaction to Zion Williamson. I keep teasing it. I think they're going to get to it. By the way, I found the yes-siree Bob. It's just an emphatic way of saying yes.
What commentary did Stephen A. Smith provide about the Pelicans?
There is no reason why Bob is attached to it other than just rhythm and emphasis. It's also like No Way Jose and Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy. No, those rhyme. Bob doesn't. Yes-siree Bob. Yeah, I don't know. It says for rhythm and emphasis, Dan. Okay, thank you. It's syllable count. It's melodic. So Jessica is here, and Zaz, did you have any opinions on the NBC retro broadcast last night? I'm going to be perfectly honest with you, Dan. Oh, he didn't watch it. I didn't watch it. All right. And I know yesterday I said I was going to watch it, but sometimes I just say things. You said you were excited. You said you were all excited to watch it. And then what were the highlights, Jessica? Welcome. Thank you for being with us.
Catch us up because I didn't watch it either.
Can I be perfectly honest?
Oh, no.
The highlight was the score bug. It's the score bug. So good. Like the rest of it. It wasn't a particularly great game. I turned it off around halftime, but the highlight was the score bug. It was simple. It was the old school NBC NBA score bug. No timeouts on it. Very little information on the score bug, but it was big. It was colorful and it was perfect. That was the highlight.
Hurts said it was a 40 point loss by the by the side. I saw my group chat was excited about the blowout being like, all right, now Bob Costas can cook. He can just give hot takes left and right.
Really? I so I I heard the opposite. I was watching it with Lehman and he's like, the last thing you want right now is a blowout. It's just going to be story time for the last two quarters of this game. And it was.
The 11 p.m. game, when you're going 11 p.m. Suns-Kings, that Peacock cannot be happy about that on the schedule at 11 p.m.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What highlights were shared about Nostalgia Night for the NBA?
0:00–0:44
2
What is the story behind the St. Louis Cardinals' bottomless food ticket?
0:44–1:07
3
How did the U.S. Hockey team perform on SNL?
1:07–1:31
4
Why does Jessica Smetana yearn for the return of blogs?
1:31–1:48
5
What absurd story does Dan tell about using lettuce to cool off?
1:48–2:08
6
What are the top five NFL players Juju Gotti does not trust?
2:08–2:39
7
What are the best wing flavors according to the hosts?
2:39–2:55
8
What commentary did Stephen A. Smith provide about the Pelicans?
2:55–38:56
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