Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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Chris, you know what goes great with Smirnoff? Smirnoff! Yes, but I'm really talking about the game day fit. The style's got to match the vibe. Smirnoff! All right, here's the deal. Game day is everything. And that's exactly why your fit has to match the occasion. Smirnoff!
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Plus, one fan will win a Lely Mays one-of-one game day jacket. Wow. The merch will be dropped on select dates from December to January 21, and it's all courtesy of what brand?
Me.
That's right, Chris. Fans 21 and over can head to Smirnoff Socials to learn how to sign up. And don't forget to grab a bottle of Smirnoff vodka, number 21, at your local retailer. Smirnoff. Please drink responsibly. Smirnoff. Number 21 vodka distilled from grain, 40% alcohol by volume. The Smirnoff Company, New York, New York. Please do not share with anybody under legal drinking age. Smirnoff.
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Chapter 2: What are the Weekend Observations from Amin Elhassan?
Shout out to my guy Marlon at the Aria. Big DLS fan. Michelle Beadle. I hate her. What? Michelle Beadle. Acting an absolute fool at the Spurs game. Then flagging down Adam Silver. Then having a 10 minute conversation with him. In the middle of the game. Then says, let's go gambling. Says to me, I know the loosest slots on the strip. I sit down. I tell her, what do I do?
She said, put the money in there. I said, okay, now what? She says, tap this setting. I said, cool. And I said, now what? She said, hit that button. I hit it. In 22 seconds, I blew through all my money. Michelle Beadle says, you're doing it wrong. puts in her money, chooses the same setting, presses the same button.
Get out of here.
$6,000. What?
Get out of here.
One push, $6,000. Wait a minute. Proceeded to do this four or five more times. No, not $6,000. Dan, the guy had to come from the back, put in like a nuclear launch key code, punch in some stuff, and then someone with a briefcase showed up and just handed her stacks of money. If I wasn't there, I would have said I'm a liar. I saw it with my own eyes.
And you were done in 22 seconds. 22 seconds.
Did she give you any money?
Hell no. Sluts are stupid. Speaking of hell, Art Bryles. Those are the weekend observations.
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Chapter 3: What insights were shared about the Dallas Cowboys' recent performance?
It's a bad gift. No, it's a great gift. It's not a great gift. If you've ever had the desire. You can't give that to someone you care about. It is not a great gift. You can't give it to someone you care about.
Well, then give it as a joke.
I mean, seriously. Why is it not appearing in the Herald for the first time ever? This is an annual tradition that his column appears in the Miami Herald. This particular column is very popular.
Oh, yeah. And it is on Substack as well. and hopefully with my listeners and viewers.
But why doesn't it appear in the Herald? You're promoting it fine. You're not answering my question or coming close to answering my question.
I don't know. I don't want to get in Dave Barry's personal business with the Miami Herald. I can just tell you that this year it's on Substack Homework.
I mean, what kind of gift giver are you? I'm a terrible gift giver. That's why I adopted the whole philosophy of I don't believe in birthdays. Because I don't like giving gifts. Just that part of my brain doesn't exist. Not like the part of my brain where I don't want to give a gift. The part of my brain of knowing what is a good or a bad gift.
And because that stresses me out, I tell people, don't bother with my birthday. And that way I don't have to bother with yours. Really, it's all a defense mechanism.
Mmm. Do you get mad at somebody if they get you a birthday gift? Absolutely.
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Chapter 4: What unique gifts are featured in Dave Barry's holiday gift guide?
I'm going to look for Chad Henney. I'm saying it's going to be Chad Henney at the beginning of next season. He's coming back like rivers, Chad Henney. I don't think it's in the middle of next season. The guy's coming back from that ACL way quicker. Nine to 12 months. What if he's at the 12?
sometimes it can we've seen guys get hurt there and be ready for the beginning of the season chad's last season 2022 for the chiefs again i'm still i know but it's still gonna be chad henney i know everybody had that one big first down though dan you remember he had that one drive long drive and that's the point with patrick mahomes we've seen him so many times a leg go this way a knee go that way and then he just gets up and continues to play and this time was like oh no wait this is like really bad i've always wondered about how he'd age he's a
big guy and he leans on his athleticism that is that's gonna be diluted coming off of that knee injury and i know it happened at the exact same time brady's happened but brady was playing a different ball game oh my god stop comparing him to brady walking his footsteps as this is the first time since 1998 we're gonna have a postseason in the nfl um that won't have manning brady or mahomes i was three years old funny
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