Hour 2: Hating From Outside The Club (feat. Jessica Smetana & Channing Frye)
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What are the highlights of the Smirnoff game day campaign?
All right, kicking things off with Smirnoff, the official vodka sponsor of the NFL and the number one vodka in the world. Chris Cody, you're here. Smirnoff! Wow, you're on the money with Smirnoff.
Smirnoff!
Chris, you know what goes great with Smirnoff? Smirnoff! Yes, but I'm really talking about the game day fit. The style's got to match the vibe. Smirnoff! All right, here's the deal. Game day is everything. And that's exactly why your fit has to match the occasion. Smirnoff! Starting this December, Smirnoff is giving fans 21 and over the chance to score limited edition Smirnoff commission merchandise from some of today's top creators, including Kayla Jones, Gavin Matthew, and Alaylee May. Smirnoff! Here's the kicker. One lucky fan will take home the grand prize, a trip to the biggest game of the offseason. Plus, one fan will win a Lely Mays one-of-one game day jacket. Wow. The merch will be dropped on select dates from December to January 21, and it's all courtesy of what brand?
Me.
That's right, Chris. Fans 21 and over can head to Smirnoff Socials to learn how to sign up. And don't forget to grab a bottle of Smirnoff vodka, number 21, at your local retailer. Smirnoff. Please drink responsibly. Smirnoff. Number 21 vodka distilled from grain, 40% alcohol by volume. The Smirnoff Company, New York, New York. Please do not share with anybody under legal drinking age.
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Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right? Don't place parlays on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is won when it hasn't hit triple zero. Always drink your Jägermeister ice cold.
That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else.
Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule. Never pee-pee on an electric fence.
Okay, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Jagermeister, must be drank ice cold. Or don't drink it at all. Damn, that's cold. Exactly.
You're finally starting to get it. Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume, imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S., White Plains, New York.
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
I'm not sure I've ever been more shocked at the end of an episode of any kind of television than I was at the end of The Chair Company this week.
In terms of being surprised by something, I don't think it's ever happened to me quite this way before. Why is Jessica already laughing?
I guess...
It was so funny, but so shocking. Can we do spoilers on the show, please? Well, okay.
I'd like to watch, but it's fine.
I've already probably ruined it by saying it's as shocked as I've ever known.
You know what, Dan?
How does Jessica Smetana feel about college football commentary?
I'll let you know, Mike, when I come back. I'd like to leave, too, but I don't really have that option.
What are we doing?
You can leave.
This is the way I'll put it, right? To say it's shocking makes people think of a certain, oh, like a cliffhanger or something.
There's a twist.
Like Chris is holding his ears and saying la la la because he doesn't want to hear, oh, the killer is actually me or whatever. No, it's so off kilter. You would never expect it. Nothing. In a million years, if I gave you a million guesses, you couldn't.
possibly guess how that episode ended and yet it was so hilarious i laughed so hard moments before the scene like it was i was watching in the afternoon yesterday moments before my kids came in the room okay just let me slow every i don't want to spoil this but jessica please continue with the understanding that we don't want to ruin this any more than i already have for the audience
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What are the highlights of the Smirnoff game day campaign?
0:01–3:29
2
How does Jessica Smetana feel about college football commentary?
3:29–8:51
3
What shocking moments are discussed from The Chair Company episode?
8:51–29:02
4
Why is there controversy surrounding Gus Johnson's commentary?
29:02–37:58
5
What are the implications of Brian Kelly's buyout situation?
37:58–46:12
Speakers
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