Hour 2: Mark Needs a Vacation
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What awkward interaction did Dan have before the show?
I had a very awkward interaction with Tony before the show where he sort of delighted in starting to tell me that he has applied for a new job. And I was both confused by his enthusiasm and wondering about his judgment as well.
Well, no, no, but I told you, I prefaced it by saying it's a side gig. It's not going to take me away from here, but it's something that's very exciting and something that I hope somebody in here can help me with.
All right, we'll get to it in a second. I was just confused by all of it. Also confusing, the way the last segment ended, I feel like Jessica applied some of the fairest criticism ever applied at this show when she asked aloud, why did Billy get choked there with as annoying as Mike was for the last hour of our show? And she's totally right about that.
Why was Mike Ryan criticized in the last segment?
It's inarguable that Mike Ryan should have been choked out John Cena style during the last hour.
You're trying to open the door back out? No, I'm not. No, don't do it, man. I do not want it open anymore. If you're talking about John Cena. No, thank you. Thank you for all of your work. You reference the STFU. Okay. Which is like an STF, only he adds the U at the end to make it seem like he's saying FU.
Okay, thank you for all of that. Now, his original finisher was the FU, but then they changed it to the Attitude Adjustment. Come on, Mike. Mike, please stop.
Why? Because it's like TVPG or something?
Right. Billy, Mark? Mark?
I'm just out of curiosity to kill the cat.
So he can bring back the FU. Listen to me, Billy. Let's play the FIU montage. Give me some sweetener here. Billy, over the weekend, evidently did some more calling of FIU baseball. Let's just get to as much of that sound as we can, please.
You know what they say, Corey? Numbers sometimes lie. Sometimes lie.
I always go numbers never lie, except when they do.
Yeah. OK. Write that down. I had to look up to see which was his first name and his last name, if I'm going to be honest with you. It's one of those situations.
Two last names, always a crowd pleaser. But either way, you work a Brooks in there. It's got my stamp of approval, at least. Really? Corey Brooks, Billy Gill with you here on ESPN+. That is in tight to Craig.
I forgot your last name was Brooks. I was going to ask you if you were going to name a child Brooks at some point, but Brooks Brooks would be a weird name.
Brooks Brooks is a bit redundant. Yeah. FIU taking on the Hurricanes at Lone Depot Park.
It's a big one, Corey. That's all I got on that. More to come Tuesday. More to come. Yeah.
And Rick Ross was doing his part. Wow. The boss. Which upon further review, he has a lot of songs where he's not, a huge part of the vocals. Huh. That's not supposed to mean.
He's a great collaborator. OK. Well. Disagree? I'm not saying that he's not a great collaborator. I don't know if I would just describe him as a collaborator. Hopefully Rick Ross is not listening tonight. I kind of hope he is. That'd be pretty cool. It would be, but. I don't know if the boss is someone that you want to be messing with. I think you're bolstering my point here. Well, here's the thing. Go on. I think you can argue DJ Khaled is a collaborator, right? Oh, I would absolutely argue that. Even DJ Khaled's song, DJ Khaled just gives, like, the beats, right? He doesn't add anything. I wouldn't go that far. Well, I didn't.
How does Billy Gill approach broadcasting differently?
I take that back. Now who's the one who's out here slinging mud? I didn't mean that. Right into the glow of Castellano for the first out. Here's Fred. Sorry, Khaled.
That's worse than what I said. Yeah, if you're listening, Khaled, I'm sorry. Any games with Solana yet? Quite a few. Yeah? How's that been? Great. Who do you like more, me or him? Very different broadcasters. Oh. Very different.
In what sense? Solana, obviously having his role with the Miami Heat and Preheat, wants to bring a very analytical approach to the game. Yeah. Whereas you and I are, well, the first word in ESPN is entertainment. And that's a little more the bent that you bring to the table. Wow.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What awkward interaction did Dan have before the show?
0:24–1:10
2
Why was Mike Ryan criticized in the last segment?
1:10–3:47
3
How does Billy Gill approach broadcasting differently?
3:47–8:46
4
What is the controversy between Kyle Seeloff and the show?
8:46–14:06
5
Why does Billy choose off-brand medication?
14:06–17:29
6
How does liquid gel medication compare to tablets?
17:29–23:54
7
Why did Billy have to throw away Heinz ketchup?
23:54–27:34
8
Is Greg Cody considered a Hall of Famer?
27:34–40:04
Speakers
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