Hour 2: Stugotz's Weekend Observations

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What are Stugotz's weekend observations after Super Bowl Sunday?

Dan Le Batard 0:57
Stugatz has long awaited three years in the making. Weekend observations are here. Stugatz is claiming that he now gets to be right after some of the most historically bad takes in the history, pre-merger, post-merger, of America's most popular sport. Stugatz is now claiming he gets to be right because the Chiefs lost. And we will get to his weekend observations in a second.

Why is Dan Le Batard hesitant about sharing a story from New Orleans?

Dan Le Batard 1:20
But please do not let me get out of here today without telling the story, embarrassing to me, very embarrassing to me, of me being racist in New Orleans. Do not let me get out of here today. Oh, I won't.
Chris Cote 1:36
I think we might.
Dan Le Batard 1:38
No. Yeah. Before telling this story.
Chris Cote 1:40
Bad for business, I would say. That's a tease. Yes. It's a great tease.
Dan Le Batard 1:44
Thank you. Still doing it after 20 years in the business. Thank you. If we did it the old-fashioned way, radio, people would stay around and I could tease it all week.
Stu Gatz 1:53
Oh, man.
Dan Le Batard 1:54
And I may because it's a good story and I'm going to have corroborators and witnesses and you guys, I think, are going to just laugh at me in a way that's pretty good. But let's get to Sugatsu's Weekend Observations.
DraftKings Network Announcer 2:08
It is time for Stu Gatz to share his game notes. No one in the media will tell you what happened better than my boy Stu.

Is Tom Brady really back in form?

Stu Gatz 2:17
Weekend Observations brought to you by Miller Lite. Dan, he had the worst two-year stretch of his career. He lost his wife, who went on to have a kid with somebody else. Then there were questions about his broadcasting skills and whether or not he was the greatest of all time. But last night. What? Last night, Dan, everything changed. Really? Because that debate was put to bed.
Dan Le Batard 2:52
Jessica, you can't believe this. He's going to say it. Don't say it.
Stu Gatz 2:58
I'm going to say it. He's going to say it. I'm going to say it. And Dan, just like that, make no mistake about it. Tom Brady is back. Goat. He said it. He's back.
Jessica 3:18
Mahomes is still on track.
Stu Gatz 3:20
For what? Seven rings.
Jessica 3:21
Goat.
Stu Gatz 3:22
He's nuts. Brady's record in these Super Bowls in terms of stats a lot better, too.
Dan Le Batard 3:28
I mean, Mahomes is seven touchdowns, seven interceptions in the Super Bowl. Mahomes is lost by 40 points the two games he's lost.
Stu Gatz 3:37
It's presently clearer that Tom Brady is the greatest of all time in his sport than it is even Michael Jordan. And that comes down to rings as well. You're taking it a little too far. I mean, Mike, it's Michael Jordan. The answer is always Michael Jordan. The gulf between Brady and second best is larger than it is in the NBA.
Dan Le Batard 3:58
Huh. LeBron is both the youngest player to score 40-plus in a game and the oldest player to ever score 40-plus in an NBA game. And? I'm just saying, to his point, whatever you think the difference is, it's not the difference between he played in 10 Super Bowls. It's nuts.
Stu Gatz 4:17
And pro Jordan fans will always go on the argument of rings because they do that so often when LeBron can't do that against Tom Brady.
Jessica 4:25
So Brady, Jordan, Mahomes, LeBron.
Stu Gatz 4:28
Jordan, Brady. Yeah, what a time to be alive.
Dan Le Batard 4:30
Brady has more rings than Jordan. Put his rings in a box.
Stu Gatz 4:34
Well, in my personal record book, Jordan has eight rings, of course, 2gatsbook.com, because he took the two years off. Olajuwon won two that he never would have won. Olajuwon doesn't have any. Kenny Smith never makes it to TNT. I mean, how about that?
Chris Cote 4:46
No tiger.
Stu Gatz 4:47
I think if you went golf, you would go with Jack, right? Golf. The golf in golf is also smaller than it is in the NFL. Golf of America. I shouted through the plane.
Dan Le Batard 5:00
That's not a thing.
Stu Gatz 5:03
He should have called it the Gulf of America, too, while he was at it. It would have been more on brand.

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