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Chapter 1: What is the struggle around getting Pearl Jam tickets?
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Is anyone here aware, as we did everything that we did there with Pablo and Samson, I've never seen Samson laugh like that. He was spasming. It was real emotion. He was violently spasming because he knows how funny it is that I was apologizing for something that embarrassed me and then I did it again. And I'm not sure the audience or you guys still remember
know what it is that I was apologizing for. No idea. In the dog den.
I think you made it seem like you're angry at Pablo, right? That's the impression I had when I walked in today.
A lot of people were confused earlier this week by something that I said because we were making fun of the Peabody Award. And the Peabody Award is a very prestigious award.
If you say so.
So you were apologizing to the Peabody? No.
I'm lost. Well, who then?
So no one still, as we do this, no one understands what I'm embarrassed about, what I'm apologizing for, and Zaslow still doesn't know the truth of why it is Pablo would be mad at me.
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Chapter 2: Who loves Pearl Jam more, the Heat or family?
Yes, yes, you are. Minor penalty, two minutes, rambling.
The question is, Zaslow, who do you love more, Pearl Jam or the Heat?
Say it's Aslan.
I love Pearl Jam more.
Wow. I love Pearl Jam more. It's okay. Holy shit.
I love Pearl Jam more.
You feel good? You feel better?
I feel okay about it. Doesn't mean I don't love the heat. I love Pearl Jam more.
I said what I said. I know you do.
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Chapter 3: What does 'The Panthers Are Taking That Ass' mean in the playoffs context?
Good. Good man. Good man.
The better way to ask that question is, who do you like better, the heat or your wife? Because then he can just...
Like a little tournament to get to Pearl Jam?
Yes. A play-in game. A build-up.
A play-in.
Well, let's play it. Why for heat? My wife, my kids, the heat. The Panthers. Pearl Jam. And this will play in here.
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Chapter 4: What is the history between the Panthers and Tampa Bay Lightning in the playoffs?
I actually want to see if David Sampson can negotiate how much free work out of Zazz in exchange for free Pearl Jam tickets. I want to ask you guys two questions. One starts with... Last segment. I hope my wife's not listening. She's not. I assure you, she's not. The last segment, okay, Roy and Zazz, I wanted to carry us into hockey playoffs. Here they come. What a magical time.
You and I were ready to sit back and watch two guys talk puck. We were going to watch Roy and Zaz cook. And Roy decided to do a lot of analysis in against the spread that gave us the start to some hockey. But all Zazlo gave us while I was trying to get, let's Panthers lightning. They hate each other. Let's see what we could get there.
I felt off of my partner of 20 years here that Stugatz felt the same thing that I did, which is we were tossing a lob to Zaslow and we were going to watch the boys work for a while. And then both Stugatz and I got confused by... Get that ass took. Yeah. As analysis. Yeah. As analysis. Yeah.
It's just like. And then we had to come back to the mic. I wasn't expecting to come back.
Yeah. The hockey show sometimes on Friday, like they break it down and they'll explain to you what's happening between Tampa and Florida. But get that ass took. Yeah. It's not helpful. It just wasn't helpful.
That's right. It's been a full year since the Panthers met up with the Tampa Bay Lightning in the playoffs. It's time we take that ass again.
Yep.
Yeah! That's what's on tap! Lightning! Panthers! Playoffs! Take that ass! Who doesn't understand what that means? Us.
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Chapter 5: How do the hosts compare the recent sports playoff dynamics?
4.
It's 4. We got him.
Again, the taking of the ass. Why take it? You know exactly what he means.
Why not take it? They're not going to give it to you?
It's not analysis. You have to take it.
Anal asses. I'd rather kick it. Kick that ass. Not... Take it.
The Panthers and the Lightning are in front of me, and somebody, and in this case it was you, says, what's going to happen? Sometimes less is more. Panthers are going to take that ass.
I'm with Zaz on this. You take that ass.
But we wanted more.
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Chapter 6: What funny airport and commercial stories do the hosts share?
Wasn't that long ago.
Wasn't that long ago. Is the ass they're taking now, are they taking their own ass back? Or is that a new ass?
They're claiming that no ass was taken last night. That it was just 5-1 Tampa and it doesn't matter.
We played half the squad. Playing guys I never even heard of. Yeah. Doesn't matter.
Understood. It's still Tampa.
So? But there's no ass reclamation.
We're the Panthers, baby. I don't know if you paid attention the last two years in the postseason.
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Chapter 7: Why is Brian Orakpo mentioned in sports commercials?
Do you keep the ass or do you give the ass back after you take it? We took their ass. Once you take the ass, it's yours.
I mean, I recall the last two postseasons. What happened? Panthers taking that ass is what I recall.
That's what I'm talking about. So after they took the ass, a new ass came out and they took that ass too?
Yeah, I mean, you see, you can't play without an ass. Like a lizard tail. Yeah. And they're going to meet again this weekend in Tampa. Look, series starts in Tampa. That's okay. Because you know what's going to happen anyway? They're going to take that ass.
Yeah, yeah. I can't believe I'm sitting in the middle of a market where I just saw our resident legend radio hockey people have the back and forth efficient exchange of Tampa. So? What do you mean Tampa's so? Tampa's been a haunt. They've been a haunting franchise that made you completely change everything that you were doing blueprint-wise because they've owned Florida.
For the last seven years.
Dan, I think we're wrong on this. I mean, the Panthers just won a Stanley Cup. I mean, they should be max confident right now.
Their time is done. Yes. You understand how I'm watching basketball and everyone's still here saying, I don't know about LeBron. I don't know about Steph. And both of you are like Tampa so. Are you? You can't look at me in the face, see what this franchise has done for 30 years, and go Tampa so. I bet you Zaslo can.
You know how I can? It's two guts. Ask me right now. Pose the question. Tampa, Panthers, what do you think? Go ahead. Go ahead. I'll play it out for you again. Maybe you missed it.
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