Hour 2: The Panthers Are Taking That Ass
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What is the struggle around getting Pearl Jam tickets?
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Is anyone here aware, as we did everything that we did there with Pablo and Samson, I've never seen Samson laugh like that. He was spasming. It was real emotion. He was violently spasming because he knows how funny it is that I was apologizing for something that embarrassed me and then I did it again. And I'm not sure the audience or you guys still remember know what it is that I was apologizing for. No idea. In the dog den.
I think you made it seem like you're angry at Pablo, right? That's the impression I had when I walked in today.
A lot of people were confused earlier this week by something that I said because we were making fun of the Peabody Award. And the Peabody Award is a very prestigious award.
If you say so.
So you were apologizing to the Peabody? No.
I'm lost. Well, who then?
So no one still, as we do this, no one understands what I'm embarrassed about, what I'm apologizing for, and Zaslow still doesn't know the truth of why it is Pablo would be mad at me.
And also, is Zazzle gonna get tickets? I'm trying. I'm the only one trying.
Huge story that needs a conclusion.
Also, David Sampson, you claim, has a better ticket guy than you do? Well, I thought...
that David Sampson, by virtue of being in billionaire company, would have a better ticket guy than I have, but he said he couldn't get Pearl Jam tickets in a week and couldn't necessarily get good tickets... And I think I can.
I have seen Sampson's ticket guy at work, and he's phenomenal. He can get them the day of. He just doesn't want to do it for Zaslav. Yeah, I mean, we're not close.
We barely know each other. I get that. You know, I get it.
Zas, why don't people want to waste their good ticket guy on you?
Well, see, that part I don't know because these are my good friends that I'm in the room with right now. And it seems like they're a lot more interested in competing with each other than they are in helping me out. I'm losing. I can't sleep at night. At 3 a.m. last night, I rolled over in my bed. It's all I can think about. I grabbed my phone. I almost bought tickets for $2,000 last night. I can't sleep. I need to get my life back in order. I mean, you've seen him a bunch, though. I mean, how many times can you... Okay, you sound like my wife. All right. Not sure that's the angle you're looking for.
Right.
Different show.
I just feel like after the 16th time, you're like, I feel like I got a good grasp. Because Pearl Jam, very much like Dead & Company, you're getting basically a different show every time.
That's why we need to go to both shows next week. Because one show has nothing to do with the other. And I cannot be sitting in my home knowing that 10 minutes from my house, Pearl Jam is playing. And instead, I'm in the Zaslow Mansion family room on the couch sitting in my underwear.
It can't be a different set list every time. No, it is. They've got to have like 10.
Again, it feels like you're trying to do the best impersonation of my wife that you possibly can. And I can tell you right now, you're nailing it.
So you're saying that... I mean, I don't know who that is.
Sounds like Nickelback.
Just breathe, Zazzle. I love that one.
I need to get my life back.
His lip is quivering. Look, I've known Zaslow for a long time. I've known Zaslow's crazy for a long time. There is nothing in the world he is as crazy about as Pearl Chan.
It's so important to me. The heat. It's so important to me, and I'm super stressed at the idea that I don't have tickets to these shows next week because I am trying so hard.
Zazz, I give you the option of either lifetime tickets, great seats to Pearl Jam, or you on the broadcast for Miami Heat four in a row championships, the first since the Celtics all the way back in the 60s.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What is the struggle around getting Pearl Jam tickets?
0:08–5:40
2
Who loves Pearl Jam more, the Heat or family?
5:40–6:39
3
What does 'The Panthers Are Taking That Ass' mean in the playoffs context?
6:39–7:01
4
What is the history between the Panthers and Tampa Bay Lightning in the playoffs?
7:01–8:58
5
How do the hosts compare the recent sports playoff dynamics?
8:58–9:59
6
What funny airport and commercial stories do the hosts share?
9:59–10:23
7
Why is Brian Orakpo mentioned in sports commercials?
10:23–38:49
Speakers
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