Hour 2: Who's That Guy? (feat. Brandon Marshall)
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What are the consequences of a losing fantasy football week?
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What is the ultimate fantasy football punishment reveal?
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Smirnoff!
That's right, Chris. Fans 21 and over can head to Smirnoff Socials to learn how to sign up. And don't forget to grab a bottle of Smirnoff vodka, number 21, at your local retail. Smirnoff. Please drink responsibly. Smirnoff. Number 21 vodka distilled from grain, 40% alcohol by volume. The Smirnoff Company, New York, New York. Please do not share with anybody under legal drinking age. Smirnoff. No purchase necessary. Must be legal. U.S. resident, 21 or older. Sweepstake starts 12-15-2025 at 12 a.m. Eastern and ends 1-23-2026 at 11-59-59 p.m. Eastern. See official rules at program website. Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right? Don't place parlays on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is won when it hasn't hit triple zero.
Always drink your Jägermeister ice cold. That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule. Never pee-pee on an electric fence.
Okay, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Jagermeister, must be drank ice cold. Or don't drink it at all.
Damn, that's cold. Exactly. You're finally starting to get it. Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume, imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S., White Plains, New York. This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
We were talking a bit flippantly earlier about Tua and brain injuries and the way that he is most associated with the idea that we do not know just how much damage is done to the human brain playing football. Jackson Dart doesn't know why or how he ended up in the concussion protocol on Sunday, but he has now started 10 games and has five times where the concussions have knocked him out of games. His playing style is going to welcome, uh, violence his uh... recklessness his athleticism his size not great not great size not exactly josh allen the centaur not exactly uh... justin herbert and it wasn't that long ago When Russell Wilson or Baker Mayfield were coming into the league, we were saying that's not enough size for that position.
But we were doing it because the linemen and looking over the line was the problem. We weren't actually doing it because, oh, their head's going to get batted around and there are all sorts of dangers out there. When I say Jackson Dart has played all of 10 games, and I've told you we've got at least five concussions that we know about, concussion protocol situations that we know about.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What are the consequences of a losing fantasy football week?
0:00–0:45
2
What is the ultimate fantasy football punishment reveal?
0:45–7:07
3
How does Brandon Marshall describe his best quarterback?
7:07–8:37
4
What was Brandon Marshall's experience playing high on painkillers?
8:37–15:34
5
What insights does Brandon Marshall share about concussions?
15:34–19:28
6
How does Brandon Marshall view the quarterback relationship with receivers?
19:28–26:41
7
What are Brandon Marshall's thoughts on Tua Tagovailoa's performance?
26:41–30:00
8
What does Brandon Marshall express about gratitude in his career?
30:00–44:45
Speakers
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