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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Hour 2: Zaslow Makes The List

09 Dec 2025

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Chapter 1: What is the significance of Smirnoff in the NFL?

1.28 - 10.498 Chris Cody

All right, kicking things off with Smirnoff, the official vodka sponsor of the NFL and the number one vodka in the world. Chris Cody, you're here. Smirnoff! Wow, you're on the money with Smirnoff.

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11.27 - 23.325 Chris Cody

Chris, you know what goes great with Smirnoff? Smirnoff! Yes, but I'm really talking about the game day fit. The style's got to match the vibe. Smirnoff! All right, here's the deal. Game day is everything. And that's exactly why your fit has to match the occasion. Smirnoff!

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23.606 - 39.292 Chris Cody

Starting this December, Smirnoff is giving fans 21 and over the chance to score limited edition Smirnoff commission merchandise from some of today's top creators, including Kayla Jones, Gavin Matthew, and Alaylee May. Smirnoff! Here's the kicker. One lucky fan will take home the grand prize, a trip to the biggest game of the offseason.

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39.332 - 48.157 Chris Cody

Plus, one fan will win a Lely Mays one-of-one game day jacket. Wow. The merch will be dropped on select dates from December to January 21, and it's all courtesy of what brand?

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Me.

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That's right, Chris. Fans 21 and over can head to Smirnoff Socials to learn how to sign up. And don't forget to grab a bottle of Smirnoff vodka, number 21, at your local retailer. Smirnoff. Please drink responsibly. Smirnoff. Number 21 vodka distilled from grain, 40% alcohol by volume. The Smirnoff Company, New York, New York. Please do not share with anybody under legal drinking age. Smirnoff.

68.022 - 87.681 Chris Cody

No purchase necessary. Must be legal. U.S. resident, 21 or older. Sweepstake starts 12-15-2025 at 12 a.m. Eastern and ends 1-23-2026 at 11-59-59 p.m. Eastern. See official rules at program website. Coming off a losing fantasy week, that means you're one week closer to losing your league. That's stressful, which can lead to nighttime teeth grinding.

88.162 - 114.666 Chris Cody

Dentek wants to prevent teeth grinding and has raised the fantasy stakes with a once-in-a-lifetime punishment. Keep an eye out for the ultimate fantasy football punishment reveal at the NFL Pro Bowl. or on Dentek.com slash ultimate punishment. If you're still feeling fantasy stress, try a Dentek nighttime dental guard to protect your teeth. Available at all major retailers.

Chapter 2: What are the implications of the fantasy football punishment reveal?

196.171 - 201.941 Dan Le Batard

Go to our social media at Levitard Show on Instagram. Vote. And we will announce the winner. I said vote.

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201.961 - 202.142 Chris Cody

Vote!

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202.643 - 203.265 Dan Le Batard

I was cooking there.

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203.746 - 204.308 Chris Cody

Vote!

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204.328 - 207.557 Dan Le Batard

Vote! And we will announce the winner at the end of the week. Burnt that food, man.

207.657 - 211.207 Chris Cody

How are you feeling about my performance today so far? Oof, buddy.

211.227 - 211.849 Amin Elhassan

You've been doing great.

211.869 - 225.406 Chris Cody

I took some notes. Post-show meetings can be rough for me. There was that sequence. Forward to this. There was a sequence there. You interrupted Dan not once but twice in a matter of four seconds. It was really bad.

225.426 - 233.516 Dan Le Batard

So much so that you were like, okay, go. I wish we got a video of you at the end of that talking over. You were just like, okay. Yeah.

Chapter 3: How does the discussion of movie references enhance the conversation?

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Give him a chance. Let's buffer it. Oh! Damn it, man. I also found out that...

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563.639 - 569.188 Chris Cody

Kelsey Grammer's daughters are both actors. Spencer Grammer and Greer Grammer. Do you guys know that?

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569.228 - 569.909 Dan Le Batard

Greer Grammer?

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569.949 - 570.811 Chris Cody

Greer Grammer.

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571.191 - 571.953 Dan Le Batard

Greer Grammer.

571.973 - 597.17 Chris Cody

They didn't really think that one out. I think he's trying to wave you off there, Freddy Krueger. Good try, though. Try Vecna. All right, Vecna, that's enough. Thanks. Is it Vecna or Jekna? Vecna. Okay. I thought it was Jekna. I think they were doing a play on words. Because he's Jeremy? Yeah. Would dong first be better than hog first? I think dong, again, is a little crude. A little crude.

597.391 - 615.111 Chris Cody

Dong and hog are in the same boat, maybe. No, hog is... What about schlong? Schlong is... Walking past someone, hog first while putting your hands on their shoulders. I don't even know what I would do if someone did that to me. If they don't get up. If someone put their hands on my shoulders walking past me. You guys keep ignoring...

615.412 - 635.575 Chris Cody

the pivotal piece of information, which is I'm trying to walk through this aisle and you're not getting up. How are you not more upset about that? You guys are like, oh, I can't believe you'd do that. Like, I can't believe this person wouldn't get up. Yes, I, okay, but part of it also is I don't like the idea of my hog being right in front of this random dude's face.

635.995 - 651.374 Chris Cody

No one said it was a dude, but also stranger, through a stranger's face, neither do I. But I have to be prepared. They struck first blood, though, which is what I mean saying. They struck first blood, so he has to retaliate even more. Have you seen first blood? I have not seen first blood. We're not even playing the game yet. It's on my list, though. You know that. All right.

Chapter 4: How does the episode address the confusion over Michael Rapaport's role in Outbreak?

2466.475 - 2470.559 Chris Cody

Are you the friend, Amin? Are you the friend?

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2470.579 - 2486.353 Mike Ryan

Former Mets closer Edwin Diaz has signed a three-year, $69 million deal with the Los Angeles Dodgers.

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2486.373 - 2488.735 Chris Cody

Oh, no more Timmy Trumpets then?

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2491.037 - 2502.355 Chris Cody

No! They got another one. They got all the money in the world. Now, I mean, are you the type of friend, because speaking of Jessica coming on the show tomorrow and drinking her tears. Oh, my God. Are you? Oh, yeah.

2502.375 - 2503.598 Stugotz

Here's a promotional image.

2504.319 - 2505.301 Chris Cody

Look at how.

2505.321 - 2509.188 Stugotz

They all did the Charles Barkley, we need to start a dialogue phase.

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Oh, my God.

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