Hour 2: Zaslow Makes The List
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What is the significance of Smirnoff in the NFL?
All right, kicking things off with Smirnoff, the official vodka sponsor of the NFL and the number one vodka in the world. Chris Cody, you're here. Smirnoff! Wow, you're on the money with Smirnoff.
Smirnoff!
Chris, you know what goes great with Smirnoff? Smirnoff! Yes, but I'm really talking about the game day fit. The style's got to match the vibe. Smirnoff! All right, here's the deal. Game day is everything. And that's exactly why your fit has to match the occasion. Smirnoff! Starting this December, Smirnoff is giving fans 21 and over the chance to score limited edition Smirnoff commission merchandise from some of today's top creators, including Kayla Jones, Gavin Matthew, and Alaylee May. Smirnoff! Here's the kicker. One lucky fan will take home the grand prize, a trip to the biggest game of the offseason. Plus, one fan will win a Lely Mays one-of-one game day jacket. Wow. The merch will be dropped on select dates from December to January 21, and it's all courtesy of what brand?
Me.
That's right, Chris. Fans 21 and over can head to Smirnoff Socials to learn how to sign up. And don't forget to grab a bottle of Smirnoff vodka, number 21, at your local retailer. Smirnoff. Please drink responsibly. Smirnoff. Number 21 vodka distilled from grain, 40% alcohol by volume. The Smirnoff Company, New York, New York. Please do not share with anybody under legal drinking age. Smirnoff. No purchase necessary. Must be legal. U.S. resident, 21 or older. Sweepstake starts 12-15-2025 at 12 a.m. Eastern and ends 1-23-2026 at 11-59-59 p.m. Eastern. See official rules at program website. Coming off a losing fantasy week, that means you're one week closer to losing your league. That's stressful, which can lead to nighttime teeth grinding.
Dentek wants to prevent teeth grinding and has raised the fantasy stakes with a once-in-a-lifetime punishment. Keep an eye out for the ultimate fantasy football punishment reveal at the NFL Pro Bowl. or on Dentek.com slash ultimate punishment. If you're still feeling fantasy stress, try a Dentek nighttime dental guard to protect your teeth. Available at all major retailers. Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right? Don't place parlays on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is won when it hasn't hit triple zero. Always drink your Jägermeister ice cold. That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision.
Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule.
Never pee-pee on an electric fence.
Okay, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Jagermeister, must be drank ice cold. Or don't drink it at all. Damn, that's cold.
Exactly. You're finally starting to get it. Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume, imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S., White Plains, New York.
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
The finals for the nuttiest fan is brought to you by Hampton Farms. Get nutty with Hampton Farms, the official peanut of bowl season. Vote now at Levitard Show on Instagram. One winner will be crowned at the end of the week as the 2025 nuttiest fan. We got a bunch of good nominees, a bunch of finalists. Peepo is in there. We got the old shirtless guy from Indiana. We got the guy with the sign that said pan con pinga. And we got some Florida fan from off-roading. We got a bunch of finalists.
What are the implications of the fantasy football punishment reveal?
Go to our social media at Levitard Show on Instagram. Vote. And we will announce the winner. I said vote.
Vote!
I was cooking there.
Vote!
Vote! And we will announce the winner at the end of the week. Burnt that food, man.
How are you feeling about my performance today so far? Oof, buddy.
You've been doing great.
I took some notes. Post-show meetings can be rough for me. There was that sequence. Forward to this. There was a sequence there. You interrupted Dan not once but twice in a matter of four seconds. It was really bad.
So much so that you were like, okay, go. I wish we got a video of you at the end of that talking over.
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Chapters
4 chapters
1
What is the significance of Smirnoff in the NFL?
0:01–3:16
2
What are the implications of the fantasy football punishment reveal?
3:16–9:13
3
How does the discussion of movie references enhance the conversation?
9:13–41:06
4
How does the episode address the confusion over Michael Rapaport's role in Outbreak?
41:06–48:05
Speakers
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