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Could Greg Cody actually score penalty kicks at 70?
I have this theory that, generally speaking, men tend to think they're about 20 years younger than they are at all times. And Greg Cody, athletically, pretty routinely believes himself to be 30 years old, even though he's in his 70s, thinking he can make 50-yard field goals. How many penalty kicks do you think Greg Cody could make against not a world-class goalie, but a legitimate goalie?
It's funny you say this, because while we were watching Colombia and Switzerland PKs the other day, I turned to my son, who is a soccer player, and said, do you think you could score this right now against that goalie? He said yes. But how many do I think that Cody can score? I think he'd have a hard time scoring any.
I think it's a lot harder than people think. They think it's easy because it's professional soccer players and they make about half. But I think that goal starts to look real small when the goalie spreads his arms.
For reference, Messi is at 50% in the World Cup for his career.
Yeah, I think he'd have a hard time scoring any. Chris, what do you think? Text your father and ask him, because we should do this. The last time we did this, we did it in the rain many years ago, but Greg Cody didn't participate. It was an assortment of others. I believe I should make a bet with stakes with Cody, and I'm going to... I'm not brave enough to make the over-under half a goal, but that would insult him the most. And he's really been insulted because Carl told Greg Cody, he said to him, we're thinking about using the Pat Riley cutout as the goalie, and we still don't think you're going to score. You're not going to be able to.
He did not like that idea. He's aged a lot. I'm worried about a hairline fracture along the hip. He's 70 years old. How many shots are we giving him? Ten. Okay, ten.
No, he's not putting one pass a goalie. He's not.
I think he will. Ten shots. If it's not a world-class goalie, I think he gets one.
I just don't think he can get the pace behind it. if it's a legit soccer ball and he's legit taking it from the spot against a goalie that knows what they're doing the real soccer ball is kind of heavy like i don't think he'd be able to kick it very hard he's just not gonna be able to get enough behind i've seen that guy's gate that guy's gate has gotten rusty over the last few years why does he have such a hard time accepting that he's not like a prime athlete anymore
His narcissism shines forever. It does not age. It's forever young. It's not. I just sent some video to some friends. In fact, I'm going to send it to the video crew of David Lee Roth prowling around on stage. David Lee Roth used to be as the lead singer of Van Halen. I could have made an argument for a stretch from 1984 to 86. He was the biggest rock star in the world. And he's still prowling around on a stage at about Cody's age. How old would David Lee Roth be? He'd be about 70.
one right now he's gotta be 70 it's been sad watching those videos and rod stewart too you want to talk about forever young uh barry manilow barry manilow He had a bad health issue, but they want to leave something for the estate. That's what's happening right now. David Lee, 71.
He's Greg Cody's age. I'm going to send him this video.
Have you ever seen the video where David Lee Ross shows up at a bachelor party and he's like, hey, I heard you guys playing like Panama or something. Well, and they're all confused. Like, who's this creepy old guy?
It was a Las Vegas hotel room. He shows up, and they're playing a Van Halen song. He hears it.
He knocks on the door, and he holds out his hands like, ta-da, and they have no idea who he is.
I did not think I was going to be starting the show with these words, but get the David Lee Roth video ready because Greg Cody is this man's age. This man, about 40 years ago, was the biggest rock star in the world. He could kick his leg up so high it was amazing it was way over his head.
That's a go-to move back then. If you're going to be a big-time frontman, you've got to be able to have that leg kick.
Yeah, but I feel like he invented it.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
Could Greg Cody actually score penalty kicks at 70?
0:00–8:57
2
What is the David Lee Roth video analogy about aging performers?
8:57–23:44
3
Is LeBron James currently in Miami and what evidence supports it?
23:44–37:08
4
Which teams are top contenders for LeBron’s next destination?
37:08–46:30
5
Why did media scrutiny fall so heavily on Christian Pulisic?
46:30–47:13
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