Local Hour: 30 Uninterrupted Seconds (feat. Papi)
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What recent events sparked a debate about the Miami Heat's performance?
Hello? Bobby?
He just hung up. Gotta call him back.
Love the sound of a dial. This is old school right here.
Yeah.
I can't hear it anymore, but there is dialing.
We just took two numbers. Well, these are never orchestrated.
How did the Miami Marlins influence the office's excitement?
These are always live. I'm always a little scared of these because I never know what my father's going to actually say because he doesn't know. Hello? Papa.
Danny, como esta?
What happened?
How are you?
What happened to the heat, papi?
Oh, the heat, man. I got a headache. That first quarter, how many points? Fifty.
Fifty. Not 85. Fifty.
I don't know, man. Are you sure about that? It was 50. Everything was falling for them. Everything was falling for them.
What were the key moments of the Miami Heat's recent game against the Boston Celtics?
They make all threes. How many threes they make during the game?
That one Hauser guy made 45 threes in the first quarter. It was crazy.
Oh, my God. I tell you one thing. I was surprised. And Hero, he just disappeared. I'm going to call him Houdini. He's a Houdini guy. He's tough against the shitty teams. He's tough against the big teams. The good teams, he disappears.
So what kind of magic act is that? Tough against the shitty teams, but then he disappears?
Yeah, he's tough. I bet he's going to score about 80 points against the Wizards. You watch. You watch Saturday. The guy's going to roar like a big star.
What criticisms were made about the Heat's front office decisions?
And then when he comes around the Celtics, he shrinks. You know, he runs away. How many points he got last night? 12 points, 15 points, something like that.
18 points.
Yeah, that's for a $30 million a year guy. That's very expensive points, you know?
Who else are you mad at?
What can I tell you? Who else are you mad at? No, I'm not mad at anybody. I'm just waiting for them to finish in 10th place, just make clinch. a little spot in the playoff, and then make a big run for the Big Ten. That's what I'm predicting. What can I tell you? How about you? What are you predicting? Do you think that they can beat the Celtics? Do you think that they can beat the Pistons? Do you think that they can beat Milwaukee?
How does the current roster affect the Heat's chances this season?
No, Bobby, the season's over. The season's over. They started 14-8. They fooled some people with their offense, and they've been 500 since. They can't beat anybody good. They haven't been playing defense for a month.
What do you mean? They got heroes. They got the best coach in the NBA. What do you mean? The season is over. You're not out until you're out. Who said that? Who said that? Who was the philosopher who said that? Yogi Berra. There you have it. That's my man, Yogi. He was a big guy. Yeah, I mean, the first quarter last night, that was painful to watch.
What are the implications of Sandy Alcantara's performance for the Marlins?
I had to go to the bathroom about three times in the first quarter.
Isn't that just because you're old?
I don't know what happened to my system. I got too excited last night, you know? Excited about what?
Celtics scoring 50 points in the first quarter, excited about what? The Heat chasing them, chasing them 20 points down the whole game?
Well, all I can tell you is that the Godfather got big plans. They got big plans for this year, next year, and the years ahead. You know, you got to believe in the Godfather. He's going to roll those dice over the table, and he tried to get Durant. Is Durant available by any chance, you know? Durant? Yeah. He look good. I mean, he looks like a... All right, Dan, I can't talk to you anymore.
These are the ramblings of an old man. I can't talk to you anymore.
Why not? He's about my age, and he's playing basketball.
What strategies are being discussed for the Marlins moving forward?
What can I tell you? You know what I mean? Goodbye, Dad. But I got big plans for the heat.
Goodbye, Dad. What are your big plans for the heat, Dad? Go ahead. End it with one shitty joke because you know we're calling you. You know you're on air and now you're performing a shitty dance and it's better when you don't know we're calling.
I didn't know you were calling. What do you mean I'm on air? What do you mean air? What air? What air?
Shitty actor.
Get him out of here.
Get him out of here.
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
I think it would be fair for me today to preach a trulogy on the Miami Heat season after what you just saw happen last night. And I don't know how much objection I would get from Amin in the way of overreaction for what the last 10 games of Heat basketball has brought us against good teams where they just get dragged.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What recent events sparked a debate about the Miami Heat's performance?
0:00–0:29
2
How did the Miami Marlins influence the office's excitement?
0:29–0:57
3
What were the key moments of the Miami Heat's recent game against the Boston Celtics?
0:57–1:41
4
What criticisms were made about the Heat's front office decisions?
1:41–2:24
5
How does the current roster affect the Heat's chances this season?
2:24–3:00
6
What are the implications of Sandy Alcantara's performance for the Marlins?
3:00–3:55
7
What strategies are being discussed for the Marlins moving forward?
3:55–4:56
8
What final thoughts were shared about the future of Miami sports?
4:56–44:27
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