The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Chasing The First Jai (feat. George Cloney)
12 Dec 2025
Chapter 1: What are the stakes for the Cyclones tonight?
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Chapter 2: Why is today considered a big day for the crew?
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Chapter 3: What unique challenges are the crew facing before the championship?
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That's right, Chris.
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Chapter 4: What are the plans for the big game at Magic City?
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Chapter 5: How do the crew members feel about their responsibilities tonight?
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Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right? Don't place parlays on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is won when it hasn't hit triple zero.
Chapter 6: What is Roy's excuse for missing the championship?
Always drink your JƤgermeister ice cold. That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion.
Everything else?
Everything else.
Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth?
Obviously smart, but not a rule.
Never pee-pee on an electric fence.
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Chapter 7: What insights do the crew share about the upcoming Cyclones game?
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Chapter 8: What are the implications of Giannis Antetokounmpo's potential interest in the Heat?
Sitting on the throne by myself in the big room. Hey, everybody, come see how good I look. All right. You guys are very fired up on that side. Oh, this is ridiculous. Let me see if I got this. Let me see if I got this. All right. First of all, before we get to everything that's actually happening in that room right now, let's make sure everybody knows today's a huge day. All right?
Today's a very, very big day.
Perhaps the biggest, Saz.
Really? And you may be saying, Saz, what are you talking about? The Heat aren't playing tonight. The Panthers aren't playing tonight.
how is this a big day all right but mike cyclone that's right right this is it this is the magic city fronton finale the final battlecourt game ever played at the magic city casino we are moving venues next year it is battlecourt championship day big day or not big day It's a big day. It's a big day. Perhaps the biggest day of my life. And I came in with a certain type of energy.
It's not every day that you get to wake up knowing that the team that we co-own can win a championship. Today, 7 p.m., live on YouTube, live on the ESPN app. ESPN3 is still a thing. I've been told.
Now, that's for real. I'm on ESPN tonight. I'm on ESPN radio tonight.
You are busy. You have a good excuse. I could literally Google what you're up to tonight.
But I could tell people while I'm on tonight, I'm doing the show with Amber Wilson, and I could tell people while we're on, like, hey, you could go watch on the app, you could watch the Cyclone. That's a real thing?
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