Chapter 1: How did the Phillies' season end so abruptly?
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Chapter 2: What was the controversy surrounding Shohei Ohtani's intentional walk?
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Chapter 3: What punishment did Jeremy face for his face paint costume?
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Chapter 4: Why did Greg decline to come into work today?
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Chapter 5: What are the implications of Roy's potential jersey violation?
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Chris, is your father late again today?
It seems so, but he's been stressed this week, so I can text him.
What what's he been stressed about?
He threw at me. I'm 71 years old. He covered a hockey game. He did two shows and he may have brought up that he's only paid for twice a week here. I don't know. That's something between you and him.
Billy, what are you laughing at there?
I was just I'm not super following the Panthers yet. So is the hockey game three days ago? It was Tuesday night?
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Chapter 6: How does the panel view the performance of the NHL and its players?
Yeah. Well, you know, it takes time. 71, that's, you know, big age.
So we've talked before about, like, the self-awareness on people when it is in sports that they realize they need to retire. The old defensive end for the Dolphins when he was playing for the Raiders, Trace Armstrong, he'd watch himself on film and he'd be like, ooh, I've got to quit.
Your dad saying I'm 71 when being asked to work a day after we had a meeting about caring, like he seems ready to retire.
In his defense, I didn't see him in that meeting, though he may not have heard it.
No, but I'm just saying in general, he should do what he wants. He is 71. But once you get to the point that you say I'm 71 as a way to not want to work, perhaps it's time you retire.
But he's been saying it since like 67, though, right? Like, I'm 68 years old now. I'm 69. I can't keep doing this. The 71 doesn't change all that much.
Is he tired? Because the hockey season just started. So what's he headed for? He didn't have time to shower. Like, he was already too tired to shower after the first hockey game of the season.
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Chapter 7: What insights were shared about the Dodgers' recent performance?
So where are we with him? Like, we're watching the end of this career, correct? We're going to broadcast the end of his career if he's already saying, I'm 71 and I've worked twice this week.
He has to recover from a 5 o'clock hockey start two days ago?
That's what's being alleged, I think. Get him on the phone. Is he coming in? Because I know your father over the years. Once he starts with this, he's liable to just not show up.
Wait, so he missed game two, which was last night, right? Because Roy left at noon yesterday because he got a Panthers game. We're like, what? Why do you have to leave so early for a hockey game?
Roy wore that jersey that Rose gave him to the hockey game, right? No, he didn't.
That was a big question. I wish Roy was in so we could ask him because we were debating back here, is he going to wear that or not? Because it's a great commercial for his hockey show, but then there's also no jerseys in the press box. So we were kind of conflicted.
Remember, this is a guy that told us and admitted that he picked his daughter up and walked into school in full hockey gear before one of his training sessions.
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Chapter 8: What predictions were made for upcoming NFL games?
That's awesome. We actually are going to be able to ask Roy because I think he's not coming in for the show, but he's coming in for his show later. Yes, that's right. So there's that. I think he wore jersey with a blazer on top. It was like, this is business.
I'm guessing that he was very happy and very proud of what Rose gave him yesterday. It was a beautiful jersey that she had made that celebrates the hockey show. I'm guessing he wore it to the Panther game. You guys don't agree with that? You guys think that he... Roy, since I've known him, has been the only person here who would be willing to wear his last name on a jersey at a sporting event.
None of you would do that. There's no one else in the history of this company who would actually do what Roy does. Ten years ago, his name is on the jersey on the back, and he proudly wears it out. None of you do that.
No, we're grown-ups. I don't...
Yeah, I mean, it's the oddest thing he does. If we have to, we will.
I don't have to. There's never a scenario I have to.
Well, sometimes, like, you're gifted a jersey.
Like, we played a media softball game once where the Marlins gave us jerseys with our names and a number on it. So that I wore for that day. Haven't worn it since. It's still in my closet.
I saw Billy at College Game Day a couple weeks ago, and he was wearing a Gill FIU jersey. That is fair. I did do that. Because what I did was I was wearing the Miami Vice Edition jersey, but it had my last name on it. I had to decide what to wear. My dad was so nervous when I was going in an FIU jersey to College Game Day. He's like... Take that off right now. People are going to be fighting.
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