Local Hour: Clicks & Prayers (feat. Greg and Roy)

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How did the Phillies' season end so abruptly?

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Chris Cody 0:38
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What was the controversy surrounding Shohei Ohtani's intentional walk?

Chris Cody 0:45
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What punishment did Jeremy face for his face paint costume?

Chris Cody 1:00
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Chris Cody 1:12
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Chris Cody 1:26
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Why did Greg decline to come into work today?

Chris Cody 1:45
Must be legal. U.S. resident, 21 or older. Sweepstake starts 12-15-2025 at 12 a.m. Eastern and ends 1-23-2026 at 11-59-59 p.m. Eastern. See official rules at program website. Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right? Don't place parlays on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is won when it hasn't hit triple zero. Always drink your Jägermeister ice cold. That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule.
Unknown 2:18
Never pee-pee on an electric fence.

What are the implications of Roy's potential jersey violation?

Chris Cody 2:20
Okay, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Jagermeister, must be drank ice cold. Or don't drink it at all. Damn, that's cold. Exactly. You're finally starting to get it. Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume, imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S., White Plains, New York.
Dan Le Batard 2:40
Chris, is your father late again today?
Chris Cody 2:43
It seems so, but he's been stressed this week, so I can text him.
Dan Le Batard 2:48
What what's he been stressed about?
Chris Cody 2:50
He threw at me. I'm 71 years old. He covered a hockey game. He did two shows and he may have brought up that he's only paid for twice a week here. I don't know. That's something between you and him.
Dan Le Batard 3:00
Billy, what are you laughing at there?
Chris Cody 3:02
I was just I'm not super following the Panthers yet. So is the hockey game three days ago? It was Tuesday night?

How does the panel view the performance of the NHL and its players?

Chris Cody 3:09
Yeah. Well, you know, it takes time. 71, that's, you know, big age.
Dan Le Batard 3:14
So we've talked before about, like, the self-awareness on people when it is in sports that they realize they need to retire. The old defensive end for the Dolphins when he was playing for the Raiders, Trace Armstrong, he'd watch himself on film and he'd be like, ooh, I've got to quit. Your dad saying I'm 71 when being asked to work a day after we had a meeting about caring, like he seems ready to retire.
Chris Cody 3:45
In his defense, I didn't see him in that meeting, though he may not have heard it.
Dan Le Batard 3:48
No, but I'm just saying in general, he should do what he wants. He is 71. But once you get to the point that you say I'm 71 as a way to not want to work, perhaps it's time you retire.

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