The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
Local Hour: Darla, The Cool-Ass Dog (feat. Dominican Blade)
19 Dec 2025
Chapter 1: What personal experiences does Dan share about the holiday party?
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Chapter 2: How did the company party affect the show's preparation?
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Chapter 3: What is the significance of the Miami Hurricanes' upcoming game?
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Chapter 4: How does the group react to the idea of bringing a dog to the company party?
Eastern. See official rules at program website. Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right? Don't place parlays on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is won when it hasn't hit triple zero. Always drink your JƤgermeister ice cold. That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day?
Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule.
Never pee-pee on an electric fence.
Chapter 5: What humorous incidents occurred involving drinks at the party?
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I am embarrassed to say I have stumbled to the finish line on our work year. The company party blew out both of my tires. This is the least prepared I've ever been for a show that we have done because the company party careened into the ocean and I'm just getting here to do this show after the single greatest football game ever played.
And it was on the back in the televisions, and I was talking to Tristan and her dog.
Yeah. You seem pretty into it.
Yeah. The dog does not belong at the company party when you've been here two days.
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Chapter 6: What unique beer ordering system did Greg Cody use at the party?
Everyone got a plus one.
I mean, is scared of dogs? Scared? I'm not scared.
He was pretty frightened. He was the only one, though. The thing that made me feel like it was a good choice is that I've got, I don't know anyone. This is, like you said, two days. And I've got bad social anxiety, and I'm a little bit of a close talker, which is why Ollie is a service dog.
and everybody was touching Ollie, and they were getting into my personal space, and I felt like it created a lot of intimacy, a place where you know a lot about intimacy as well, Dan. You had your hands all over booties and hips. It was a lot of, it was your wife.
Trista's voice is crawling.
crawling to that finish line.
It's like .
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Chapter 7: How do the hosts feel about the performance of the Miami Hurricanes this season?
Amin did Vegas and then stumbled into this. Stumbled sideways and Valerie asked me, was Amin drunk? And I'm like, was the bar open?
Nobody could tell. I'll tell you right now. Also, this was light work compared to what I did in Vegas. You know why? Because I didn't lose $17 million on a slot machine.
You want to talk about putting in work last night? Greg Cody and all types of things. Oh, yeah. I don't know. He must have slipped a Twinkie or something. I'm telling you, every time I saw a service person walking by with drinks, they had a Miller Lite there.
Chris, I talked about this with your mother.
Chapter 8: What controversies arose regarding the holiday party invitations?
He had a system, man. It was impressive. This is what the system was. He would order a drink from one server. Then he'd order a drink from another server. And it's like cascading. And so he'd always have a beer coming to him. And my favorite part was when he got caught in his system with a full beer and another beer arrived. He's like, I didn't order that.
At one point, there was three. At one point, I saw three beers in his area.
I learned last night. I'm not kidding here, okay? I don't know. Maybe we'll spend the whole show on the company Christmas party. I learned something last night that I did not know, okay? Tony thinks he's the sniper in the company. There is somebody who works for us. The person they're married to is an actual sniper.
That's sick. Who is it? Jesus. I thought you were talking about how Frankie was dressed. He was Dominican Blade. That's a different story.
For sure. Do we have pictures of Frankie?
I have a picture.
I'll put it up. I love Frankie so much. Frankie would kill anybody who walked through these doors. We are so safe here because of Frankie.
Especially if they're a vampire.
Yeah.
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