Local Hour: Greg Cote is a Natural Hype Man

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Chris Cote 2:47
Shadow in it. Shadow in it. Stugatz, I've got a problem today. What happened? Greg Cody is in, and I want to spend four hours talking about his shirt, because he's wearing the same shirt he was wearing last time, and he looks good in his shirt, and his wife should buy a dozen of them for him. All different colors because he shouldn't wear anything but this shirt for the rest of his life. And he knows it, and so he's wearing it all over the place.
Craig 3:11
So what's the problem?
Dan Le Batard 3:12
Yeah, hold on. He's doing what you're saying he should do. Do it until you're satisfied. Exactly.
Chris Cote 3:16
Thank you. Well, thank you, Billy, for the way that you expressed that because the request I'm going to make of you is this. It is rare in 20 years as we celebrate our 20th anniversary that I come in here and I see Billy in bucking bronco form. He's got a sports topic in his teeth and he's screaming at a room full of people about Billy Wagner and the Hall of Fame. And I have a Hall of Fame voter to my right. I have genuine indignation in the room, nationally and internationally, that someone would dare to not vote for each hero for the Hall of Fame.
Billy 3:51
That's fine. I know. I can't believe I didn't.
Dan Le Batard 3:53
I thought I'd be the only one. Don't do that, Craig, because people are not going to know you're joking and they're looking for blood today.
Jessica 4:00
I don't think he's joking.
Craig 4:02
I wish it were you. I know, I do too.
Chris Cote 4:06
We don't know that it's not. In fact, I think you should sink into it unless we're going to shame out this voter. Because John Heyman, in protection of all things sacred in baseball, says each year a missed unanimity by one vote. Please step forward, you numbskull.

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