Local Hour: Herald Emeritus
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What are the highlights of the Miami Football apocalypse?
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Chris, I need some leadership help here because I feel a bit frayed, okay? The local teams are falling apart. I can do an hour on each local team. And you've got noise around the local teams that is unusual. Zazz has bombed in with a travel story that I don't know that Mike Ryan told me is embargoed. Your father is late again. Again. You just got here four minutes ago, so you're in no position to lead him and lecture him about late. And we've got big shoes to fill. And Jeremy's eager to fill them, and we can't let him. And I want to talk about what happened with the University of Miami because I'm guessing a whole lot of people were laughing all weekend.
What does Greg Cote think about the current state of the Dolphins?
But also, the Dolphins. Where would you start, Zaslow? Where does Zaslow Show 2.0 start today as you have just mutual apocalypses for different reasons because of where the standards have fallen in this town in football?
Dolphins because I think at
any moment mike mcdaniel is going to be fired today and so you want to talk about the dolphins before that ends up coming across the news okay so you're saying that but i don't like friday to dictate uh where the standards are in this town because we got one bad football team and we've got one that wants to win the championship and uh just because the other one played earlier you're running away from what you said last week when you said the standard is so high i said it loud
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What are the highlights of the Miami Football apocalypse?
0:01–3:23
2
What does Greg Cote think about the current state of the Dolphins?
3:23–10:09
3
Why is there criticism surrounding Mike McDaniel's coaching?
10:09–20:48
4
How is Tua's performance impacting the Dolphins' future?
20:48–25:24
5
What are the implications of the Dolphins' recent losses?
25:24–33:25
6
How does the Miami fanbase feel about the local football teams?
33:25–48:36
Speakers
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