Local Hour: Roy Blames His Wife (feat. Umpire Joe Rizzari)
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What humorous incident did Joe Rizzari experience as a youth umpire?
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Always drink your Jägermeister ice cold. That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else.
Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth?
Obviously smart, but not a rule.
Never pee-pee on an electric fence.
Okay, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Jagermeister must be drank ice cold. Or don't drink it at all. Damn, that's cold.
Exactly. You're finally starting to get it. Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume, imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S., White Plains, New York.
Chris, why are you laughing?
Because we just got Good Friday energy in here. Roy burnt his hand and I can't wait to hear how. Fantastic. We should get to that later. Let's tease that. I feel like people will stick around for that.
You're laughing that Roy burnt his hand?
How does Dan feel about his punishment from The Bucket?
I appreciate that.
Well, no, I'm curious about that because Roy came in and was like, I burnt my hand. And when Roy says something, I'm like, I got to follow that. But not really, because you said Roy burned his hand. I'm like, what happened? Save it for air. You're not really following it. You don't actually care what happened to Roy's hand. You're just trying to fill time on this show with Roy's trauma.
Were you cooking, Roy?
Yes, sir.
That's exactly what happened. That wasn't my guess.
I thought it was an iron. He thought it was a curling iron. Like, with what? There's no camera. A curling iron, a regular iron, any type of iron. Golfing iron, whatever. Golf iron? Yeah. Yeah, I don't think that's possible. Cast iron skillet. Yeah, kind of. Yeah. I forget that. Well, we'll save it for later.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What humorous incident did Joe Rizzari experience as a youth umpire?
0:01–2:53
2
How does Dan feel about his punishment from The Bucket?
2:53–5:44
3
What cooking mishap did Roy experience that led to a hand injury?
5:44–9:00
4
How does Roy justify blaming his wife for his injury?
9:00–14:08
5
What insights does Joe Rizzari share about umpiring and foul balls?
14:08–19:12
6
What are the challenges faced by umpires from parents during games?
19:12–25:17
7
How does Joe Rizzari feel about the introduction of robot umpires?
25:17–28:01
8
What are the humorous consequences of Joe's experiences as an umpire?
28:01–50:16