Chapter 1: Why is Greg Cody upset about his family's TV choices?
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Chapter 2: What punishment is Jeremy facing and why is it significant?
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That's right, Chris.
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Chapter 3: How is Mike Ryan defending the University of Miami?
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Chapter 4: What does the 'Barbie room' refer to in this context?
Eastern. See official rules at program website. Mike, you know I have one rule to live by, right? Don't place parlays on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is won when it hasn't hit triple zero. Always drink your JƤgermeister ice cold. That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day?
Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule. Never pee-pee on an electric fence.
Chapter 5: How does Greg's family dynamic affect his sports viewing experience?
Okay, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Jagermeister must be drank ice cold. Or don't drink it at all. Damn, that's cold.
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Chris, I'm worried about today's show. There's a lot going on. I believe Zaslow just snorted or cleared his sinuses. Don't make me laugh. Okay, I think you're sick. I'm not sick. All right, so I've got Jeremy. He is dressed in George Harrison's costume as part of his punishment.
Chapter 6: What are the implications of Messi's performance for Miami sports?
It's a bit distracting. My dad's wearing his headphones weird. I've got, well, your dad is mad about everything that happened to him yesterday in his own home. A home he hit 1440.
I wish we were on video right now.
Hey, Greg, are you all right?
Honestly, are you okay?
Yeah, we're not on video right now, Greg. Your dad looks like he's tripping balls. If I told you your dad was tripping balls, you'd be like, that's what it looks like. Greg, do you know that the Shadow Show isn't anything but audio? Like when you're making faces. What was that with your hand? Like what were you just doing?
Well, first of all, normally it starts off with...
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Chapter 7: How does the current Miami Heat team compare to past teams?
Shadow show. Haven't done that in months. And stuff like that.
We did do it last week. Define normally. I didn't hear that. All right, so let's start over here. Chris, yes, go. Because the shadow show is meant to be as if we don't know we're on air.
Shadow show. Shadow show. Shadow show. Shadow show. Shadow show. Shadow show.
Chapter 8: What are the main challenges facing the University of Miami football team?
Shadow show.
Shadow in it.
I'm not hearing anything. Oh, okay. All right. All right, what's going on here? He's tripping balls, dude.
That's what it is.
He's tripping balls.
You know how to turn up your headphones? Okay, he can't hear us, for real.
Greg, you've got to turn up your headphone. You're not ready for the start of the show. All you've got to do is turn up your headphones. Your headphone knobs are not here. It's touching his computer. It's not on your computer. How do you know so little about what we're doing? How do you think the- Shadow Show. I hear that. Shadow Show.
I'm trying to turn up the volume, Dan. Shadow Show. Somebody was sabotaging me. Shadow Show. Seriously. Intentionally downplaying my mic.
Zaslow, explain to people what just happened. As someone who's routinely disgusted by how little Greg Cody knows about how to do this.
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