Local Hour: The Glorious Sports Night In Coral Gables (feat. Nick Wright)

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What makes the sports night in Coral Gables so magical?

Unknown 0:00
Cody, I'm a little concerned. I don't know if you saw everything that was happening here, but your son's not here. And I just asked Roy, where is your son? And the answer was Delray, Doral, Sunrise, Pompano, and someplace else. It's one of those. He gave me five or six places where he could have been. All I see, have you seen any of the video footage from where your son and Zaz are? Have you seen anything in the preview screens? I saw a fleeting glimpse of Zazz looking ridiculous. Okay, but you saw something on a Zoom. Have you seen them in a wrestling ring? I have not. Okay, because I just saw your son in a wrestling ring, and I don't know who his wrestling character is. I don't know what it is that he's going for, but he's wearing a bandana, he's wearing a wig, and he's hopping around with a bad back.
Unknown 0:48
He hurt his back yesterday. I can't think of a worse time to be doing this than immediately after hurting your back. Zaslow looks amazing. He looks great.
Dan Le Batard 1:01
Tony, you don't... No, Dan, you didn't see what I saw. I saw Zas real gingerly getting underneath those ropes. It was very old man when he went back up and holding his lower back trying to get underneath the last rope.
Unknown 1:13
Lewis, do me a favor. Before they know that we're watching them as they get warmed up, can you please just put them on the screen? Put them in picture in picture. I don't want them to know that we're watching them, but they are in a wrestling ring. I am told it's in Delray, Pompano, Doral, and Sunrise. Roy gave me all of that information during the break. This one's Pompano. So I don't believe you. I don't believe him. I don't believe that we've got anything under control. And when I look at Zaslow and Chris right now and what they're doing, I don't feel great confidence in our show getting off the ground successfully today, given that Chris Cody left this in the hands of Roy. He almost fell right there.
Unknown 1:58
He hurt his back, though. They don't know they were watching. Zaslow looks great, though. He looks, this is an ancient reference, but do you guys remember in the original Running Man, the operatic Iceman singer who was fat and bald? Or he's dressed exactly like Stone Cold Steve Austin, complete with a vest that says Austin 316, the jorts and the bald cap, but sure, somebody else. Does he need the bald cap? Stone Cold Steve Austin? Yes. Okay. And the other guy's Macho Man. Biggest hint is the Macho Man shirt. I can't see it. He hurt his back. Do you guys know? Because he was limping around here yesterday. He was worried. He was lamenting and mumbling about his age because bad back. Put it on the poll, Juju, at Levitard Show.
Unknown 2:45
Have you gotten old when you're suffering from the bad back? Because... It was a bit of a crossroads for Chris, who fancies himself our best athlete, to wake up in the morning with a bad back for no good reason. It felt like Howard Bryant pulling both of his hamstrings when he got out of bed. How arrogant did I sound correcting you on wrestling? You were very pleased to do it. He looks like someone that's not Stone Cold Steve Austin. Come on! All right, do me a favor. Has he ever stretched before?
Dan Le Batard 3:13
Zaz is stretching, and I'm like, I'm convinced he's never stretched in his entire life.
Unknown 3:17
Let me tell you something.
Stugatz 3:18
Bad gate. This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
Unknown 3:29
Makes me genuinely happy to be associated with everything that you just saw on the screen after. The Macho Man and Stone Cold Steve Bloated were on your screen. Put on the picture-in-picture. Please put them up. I want to keep an eye on them because we're going to go live soon to Delray, Sunrise, Pompano, Doral, where Domino is with Chris Cody and Zaslow. Greg Cody I wish you guys had seen him I wish that I didn't have so much going on that you would have had narcissism cam on Greg Cody as he watched his highlight open because you should have heard him yesterday as he left here he's like hey I did that highlight song when's it going when you using it did I really have that tone of voice you were like I don't know what you're talking about I don't know and then I asked Carl you act as if you don't know who works here

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