Local Hour: The Miami-Alabama Debate
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Listen, boys, we got to talk about Jägermeister, a go-to guy at home, at the bar, or maybe even out at the rink. A drink so ice cold, it deserves its own video tribute at every sports bar across North America. No trash talk, no running its mouth. We love the confidence on them. Jägermeister sent us an ad to read on the show, but they're so confident they said, don't do any of that normal ad stuff. Tell the listeners two things. Jägermeister is great, but everyone's been drinking it wrong. Damn, that's cold. Well, how should we be drinking it? They're so glad you asked. Ice cold at zero degrees Fahrenheit, to be exact. Ice cold shots of Jagermeister. That's it. That's all they want to tell you. So wherever you are, if you're hanging out with friends or at the bar, call the shots.
Cheers with ice cold shots of Jagermeister. Damn, that's cold. And remember to check Jagermeister out at DraftKingsXJagermeister.com. Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume. Imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S. White Plains, New York. Now's a good time to remember where tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented tequila. Cuervo. What are you doing here?
Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.
Cuervo.
The tequila that invented tequila.
Cuervo.
Do you know this one friend who just comes out of bed in the morning and then doesn't come out of his grin? Who is even in front of the first coffee, shamelessly well-groomed, and radiates the morning sun around the bed? Terrible. Disgusting. How can you just...
Ausgeruht sein? Ganz einfach. Trainiere deinen Schlaf und werde auch du zum Morgenmenschen. Mit der Galaxy Watch 7 oder dem Galaxy Ring und der Samsung Health App.
Shadow show. Shadow show. Shadow show.
Shadow show. Shadow show.
Shadow show.
Shadow show. Shadow in it. Shadow in it. Stugatz just dropped something on the floor here and picked it up and said, and the words were less painful than the wheezing way he said it. Mm-hmm.
bending down becomes increasingly hard was the last sentence that i just heard from stugat yeah it's uh bending's not what it used to be it's not not for me it hurts it hurts to bend it hurts to get out of bed it hurts to get out of my car it hurts aging hurts man you're feeling it too i know you are
I am, but I'm doing a great many things to basically just avoid pain. Everything that I do right now is just to make sure that I'm not in pain. But you're the young one here in this room today because Greg Cody's on his way, but he is stuck. And I don't know if Jessica has felt this or not. This is the single worst time of year in South Florida if you want to get around because Art Basel and money is in town. December's terrible. Look, under all circumstances, Miami is overcrowded, more overcrowded than it's ever been. We are not equipped for what is here. Our transit system is not equipped for everything that's here. But what's here this week? is totally insane. And I was moderately relieved, though disappointed, to hear that Stugatz and Greg Cody's book signing tomorrow isn't going to happen because I simply don't want to drive at 6 p.m. to Coral Gables because it's going to take me two and a half hours to get there from the beach, and it's only like 10 miles.
That factored into our decision to reschedule this thing, and that, and I demanded a synagogue.
Yo, chicken time!
They're going to put me in a church.
I don't know what's going on here. Bam needs to fill out his lineup. I've got to believe you. And also, there's got to be more to this story. Jew gots.
Jew gots.
This is not human.
That's a funny chicken.
This rinks of stew gots.
We will find out whenever it is that Greg Cody gets here. We promoted it so well yesterday, too.
I know.
Dan, everyone knows real Miami people don't do any Basel events. Mike, what are you up to this weekend?
I have to do one Basil event. But I don't want to, but I'm there to support. Yeah, I've seen videos of people in traffic, and it made me realize how happy I am to be here at the Elser and not at the Clevelander. And reliving throughout the oral history episodes, we are now in the portion of the show's history where we were afternoon drive at the beach.
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