Local Hour: The Not-So-Little Drummer Boy
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What is the story behind the Not-So-Little Drummer Boy?
Shadowin' it. Shadowin' it. Go ahead, Craig. Homer Dan. Oh, do I delight. Do I delight in this, the number of times you have called me a homer over the years. Never again. The next time you call me a homer, and it will slip. I want them to cue up the video of you in a cheerleader outfit holding a drum, literally cheerleading for the Florida Panthers. Where's your pom-pon today? Where's your skirt? Pom-poms. No, it's pom-pon.
There are cheerleaders that don't wear skirts.
I know.
Is it pom-pons?
Yeah.
From the 90s. It's pom-pons? No, it's pom-poms, I thought.
I thought it was pom-pom. It's P-O-M-P-O-N. I could be wrong. Here we go. I could be wrong.
I've always thought it was pom-poms. This is quite literally the first time in my 40 years that I've heard pom-pons. Okay, look it up. Okay, well, thanks.
Oh, okay, hang on. Wikipedia, pom-pom, also spelled pom-pon. Wow. It's an either-or situation.
This is crazy.
I can't believe everyone was right.
Is that where pompano comes from, Greg? You know, I'm not sure, but it's a good question by you. I've never thought of that. It's really not a good question. Like Boca Raton.
It's almost the worst question.
Boca right on. Yeah. That's what we used to say when I went to FAU. Boca right on. Rats mouth. And you know it. And you do know it. And you know it. But anyway, getting back to you as a cheerleader, there have been positive reviews. I was looking at Variety, the trade magazine today, and I think the headline was something like, Levitard takes boffo turn at cat skin or something like that. You know, those variety headlines are always weird. But, you know, you beat the drum pretty well, I thought. A little fast on the pace. A little fast on the pace. At one point, it looked like you were about to faint. I would have paid to see that. But, you know, overall, it's something you've got to eat now. It's something you've got to live with. You know, you wear it on your shoulders.
You're like an ox with a big yoke now. You've got the yoke of having been a Panther cheerleader on your shoulders. It's invisible. You feel it. And the rest of us see it. That's it.
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
Go ahead, Greg. Well, I'm going to break news. I hope you don't mind me revealing this, but this is just the beginning of a Levitard cheerleader tour of South Florida. You know, this coming football season, old Dahl fans remember Dahl fan Denny. Dolph and Danny. He's going to be beating a drum on the sideline at Dolphin Games. He's going to take a turn as a heat dancer. He's going to wear the Miami Marlins fish head. He's just, you know, this is a new lane for Dan. And I think, you know, he's going all in. I've got to give him that. You know, he's cheerleader Dan, and it's just something we've got to get used to.
I did look at the heat schedule and saw that Hispanic Heritage Night is this week in the giving away bucket hats. Woo-hoo! The thought did go through my mind. Will Cuban-American, some say Cuban-born, Dan Levitard be there for Hispanic Heritage Night for the Heat, giving away bucket hats? That's a good question.
I think so. I don't enjoy what you're presently doing. Dolph Andani is presently on the screen, if you have never seen him. Dolph Andani. He's really insulting me by calling me Dolph Andani. Yeah.
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