Local Hour: You Better Shape Up
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What are the highlights of the Smirnoff sponsorship?
All right, kicking things off with Smirnoff, the official vodka sponsor of the NFL and the number one vodka in the world. Chris Cody, you're here. Smirnoff! Wow, you're on the money with Smirnoff.
Smirnoff!
Chris, you know what goes great with Smirnoff? Smirnoff! Yes, but I'm really talking about the game day fit. The style's got to match the vibe. Smirnoff! All right, here's the deal. Game day is everything. And that's exactly why your fit has to match the occasion. Smirnoff! Starting this December, Smirnoff is giving fans 21 and over the chance to score limited edition Smirnoff commission merchandise from some of today's top creators, including Kayla Jones, Gavin Matthew, and Alaylee May. Smirnoff! Here's the kicker. One lucky fan will take home the grand prize, a trip to the biggest game of the offseason. Plus, one fan will win a Lely Mays one-of-one game day jacket. Wow. The merch will be dropped on select dates from December to January 21, and it's all courtesy of what brand?
Me.
That's right, Chris. Fans 21 and over can head to Smirnoff Socials to learn how to sign up. And don't forget to grab a bottle of Smirnoff vodka, number 21, at your local retailer. Smirnoff. Please drink responsibly. Smirnoff. Number 21 vodka distilled from grain, 40% alcohol by volume. The Smirnoff Company, New York, New York. Please do not share with anybody under legal drinking age. Smirnoff. No purchase necessary. Must be legal. U.S. resident, 21 or older. Sweepstake starts 12-15-2025 at 12 a.m. Eastern and ends 1-23-2026 at 11-59-59 p.m. Eastern. See official rules at program website.
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Don't place parlays on multiple long shots. Don't say a game is won when it hasn't hit triple zero. Always drink your Jägermeister ice cold. That's the rule. Everything else is merely a suggestion. Everything else? Everything else. Wearing clean underwear every day? Well, that's just a personal decision. Brushing your teeth? Obviously smart, but not a rule. Never pee-pee on an electric fence.
Okay, maybe there are two rules, but the one that is 100% that I insist on completely, Jagermeister, must be drank ice cold. Or don't drink it at all.
Damn, that's cold. Exactly. You're finally starting to get it. Drink responsibly. Jagermeister Liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume, imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S., White Plains, New York.
I mean, I don't like having, obviously, genuinely embarrassing moments with anybody, but I don't like having them with coworkers, especially. And I just had something happen to me this morning that is the most embarrassed I've been with a coworker since I came out of this room holding a gift from Izzy Gutierrez that was a Christmas gift that I didn't know was a Christmas gift. And I just asked in front of Izzy Gutierrez, does anyone want this? Like, I just asked everybody this because I didn't. I came back from vacation. It had still been in the office. I didn't remember that it was given. And so that feeling was conjured for me today when very innocently, and I can be oblivious. I looked at Jeremy and the light blue sweater that he was wearing, and I said, what punishment are you serving today?
And I wasn't trying to insult him. I was asking the question genuinely because Mike confused me yesterday by being Pete Carroll by just wearing a Raiders hoodie, and I didn't know he was serving a punishment when he came in from the way that he was dressed.
What embarrassing moment did a host experience with a coworker?
It was a quarter tip.
So the Izzy story, you should be embarrassed and ashamed. That is awful, because there was something done in the moment of tenderness and thoughtfulness, and you very dismissively said, who wants this, right?
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What are the highlights of the Smirnoff sponsorship?
0:01–3:44
2
What embarrassing moment did a host experience with a coworker?
3:44–19:42
3
How do the Dolphins' plans to play in Spain affect fans?
19:42–20:32
4
What is the current status of the University of Miami in the CFP rankings?
20:32–34:26
5
What are the implications of Miami's recent losses?
34:26–47:52
Speakers
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