Chapter 1: What are the highlights of the Smirnoff sponsorship?
All right, kicking things off with Smirnoff, the official vodka sponsor of the NFL and the number one vodka in the world. Chris Cody, you're here. Smirnoff! Wow, you're on the money with Smirnoff.
Smirnoff!
Chris, you know what goes great with Smirnoff? Smirnoff! Yes, but I'm really talking about the game day fit. The style's got to match the vibe. Smirnoff! All right, here's the deal. Game day is everything. And that's exactly why your fit has to match the occasion. Smirnoff!
Starting this December, Smirnoff is giving fans 21 and over the chance to score limited edition Smirnoff commission merchandise from some of today's top creators, including Kayla Jones, Gavin Matthew, and Alaylee May. Smirnoff! Here's the kicker. One lucky fan will take home the grand prize, a trip to the biggest game of the offseason.
Plus, one fan will win a Lely Mays one-of-one game day jacket. Wow. The merch will be dropped on select dates from December to January 21, and it's all courtesy of what brand?
Me.
That's right, Chris. Fans 21 and over can head to Smirnoff Socials to learn how to sign up. And don't forget to grab a bottle of Smirnoff vodka, number 21, at your local retailer. Smirnoff. Please drink responsibly. Smirnoff. Number 21 vodka distilled from grain, 40% alcohol by volume. The Smirnoff Company, New York, New York. Please do not share with anybody under legal drinking age. Smirnoff.
No purchase necessary. Must be legal. U.S. resident, 21 or older. Sweepstake starts 12-15-2025 at 12 a.m. Eastern and ends 1-23-2026 at 11-59-59 p.m. Eastern. See official rules at program website.
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Chapter 2: What embarrassing moment did a host experience with a coworker?
It was a quarter tip.
So the Izzy story, you should be embarrassed and ashamed. That is awful, because there was something done in the moment of tenderness and thoughtfulness, and you very dismissively said, who wants this, right? Asking Jeremy what punishment he's serving is hilarious. God, my God.
It was pretty funny. Is that a punishment, you said? Dan, don't sell yourself short. Just moments later, you asked, is Amin in today while he was sitting directly in front of you?
I was like three, maybe two and a half feet away from you.
Yeah, but that's not the same as asking whether Amin was dressed in a form of penalty, and no, that's just the sweater that Jeremy chose. So that question's offensive. It's an offensive question.
Yeah, that's right. Yeah. The craziest part about it is I came in today feeling really, really good because when I was walking from getting my Starbucks, I'm walking through the U.S. court area and a cop. Oh, yeah. And a cop, a cop stops me and he's like, hey, sir. And so I'm like, oh, oh, no. Did I do something wrong? Did I jaywalk? Whatever. And he goes, did I jaywalk?
And he goes, hey, man, big fan. I love that sweater. It looks great. Where did you get it? No joke. Love that sweater. Where'd you get it? Tell him, oh, hey, over at the He's Arena. So then I walk over here. I walk into the Elser. And I've got... Yeah, he did say big fan. He's trolling you. He's for sure trolling you. Okay. And I've got headphones in. I've got headphones.
Like Tobey Maguire in Spider-Man 3. And the concierge looks at me and she goes... like she points at her ears and so I take out my headphones and she goes, oh, I love that sweater. Where did you get it? It looks great. And I said, wow, you're the second person who said that to me today. Thank you so much. I came in here all excited. I get compliments from multiple people when I walk in.
And then Dan walks in and asks me, is that a punishment?
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Chapter 3: How do the Dolphins' plans to play in Spain affect fans?
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Chapter 4: What is the current status of the University of Miami in the CFP rankings?
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I do believe that most people watching North Carolina football knew Drake May was a special talent. And when it is that you see Caleb Williams or others go through the bumpiness of playing right away, Drake May's arc has been a fairly amazing one in that his success has been linear. We've seen him grow. They suffered for a little while and now the stats are
Before Vrabel got there, the Patriots had won nine times in 38 games. Now they've won nine times since Vrabel has gotten there. They got it all fixed because they're fixed at quarterback. And we can talk about their skill, guys, but that's the skill guy that matters. And to have it be...
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Chapter 5: What are the implications of Miami's recent losses?
And it's not like that information traveled with them. It's not like San Antonio or Miami where it's like, no, it's the same people the last 25 years running it. I'm well, I'm more inclined to believe. that organization in terms of giving them trust. In this case, I feel like they just got a good quarterback and for now it's working, but I wouldn't afford them any kind of extra trust.
I mean, I don't know about that because when you talk about Vrabel, he's the culture setter, right? Tennessee was a laughingstock before he got there. He got there, all of a sudden they went to AFC Championship games. He leaves there, now they're a number one pick laughingstock again, right? So he takes all of that culture setting, players, coach, all those things.
And Josh McDaniels has been the play caller successfully there.
That's an important piece too, right? Like working with a guy who's been a seasoned veteran offensive coordinator who's worked with Brady, who's worked with great quarterbacks.
This is why people criticize the Dayball hiring because they're saying you need consistency in the relationship between Jackson Dart, the young quarterback, and he's got to feel like he's got... stability behind him.
This is why I think the Bears thing is gonna work so well because you're gonna get the growth from a young quarterback who has the confidence and security of the young coach who has stability behind him. Before we do any more pro football though, Louisville plays Clemson tonight, and Mike is now just watching football games, rooting for things that help Miami. I feel like that's all you're doing.
Yes, I'm rooting for my team.
But tonight, you're rooting. You will watch this Louisville game because at this point. You're watching in order to just see bowling pins toppled that help support Miami's case.
Now, I want to hear, Chris, what is the name of this CFB chairman who is speaking here and is talking about the University of Miami's chances and the idea of Miami controlling its destiny because they look at schedule, not conferences? Mike has been telling you for a while now.
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