Local Hour: You Gotta Be Schmidtin' Me
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Who are the hosts and guests on this episode?
Now's a good time to remember where tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented tequila. Cuervo. What are you doing here?
Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.
Cuervo. Cuervo.
Shadow Show. Shadow Show. Shadow Show. Shadow Show. Shadow Show. Shadow Show.
Shadow Show.
What funny stories are shared about body parts and grooming?
Shadowing it. Shadowing it. Greg Cody, we have missed you around here. You haven't been here for a couple of weeks after getting that flap, that awning removed from your belly button. Did you see what I just saw in the other room as Roy gets makeup? And I was told that our biggest makeup aficionados at Metal Arc Media are Mike Ryan and David Sampson, that they're the ones that most enjoy a good pampering and makeup. But I was shocked to see moments ago Mike Ryan getting his elbows lubricated by Jess. He was getting lotions put on his elbows that seemed extravagant to me.
I don't care what my elbows look like. I've never raised them and looked at them in the mirror. I think I've got handsome elbows, but who cares about what an elbow looks like?
I mean, you're hiding them right now for someone who's so proud of their elbows.
I'm not proud, but I just have never wanted to take pride in that particular body part.
All right, so you're saying you've never seen your elbows?
I don't know what they look like.
What body part do you take pride in?
We don't want to get too personal.
Oh, Anthony Edwards over here.
I don't know how to answer that question. I have beautiful feet. I used to be a foot model. You don't have beautiful feet.
You've got talons. You don't have beautiful feet. You know how tired you are with this line? It's two lines that you have together. I have beautiful feet never ends that thought. I used to be a foot model who's been coming after that for 30 years.
That's what he says every time.
You don't have beautiful feet, and that's a tired old line. Get a new one.
Okay, it's the truth. I happen to be proud of it.
You were not a foot model.
I used to be. What year? In college age. Greg. You know. What were you doing as a foot model? I was in a couple of magazine ads. The before? Yeah. Sandals were big back then. I remember doing an ad for a sandal. You could ask my wife that. I'm not making anything. Everybody thinks I make stuff up. I say I was in a major motion picture. I didn't make that up.
How much were you paid to be a foot model?
I think it was $75 or something. Really?
That's a golden age of foot modeling.
Well, I mean, you know, there's a magazine ad or a newspaper ad or something. You know, you go, they shoot your foot for one hour and they give you a bunch of money. And it would seem like a bunch of money at the time. And then you go away and you forget about it for 40 years. But elbows, I just never think of my elbow, never look at my elbow, never consider my elbow. What delineates between a great looking elbow and a below average looking elbow? I have no idea.
Was this for an ad for toenail fungus ointment?
It would be now, to your point. Elbows get dry, to answer your question. And if you don't lotion them up, they can get kind of... Exactly. Yeah.
The problem is no one really thinks of their elbows, which is why Jesse, our makeup artist, will give Mike a nice little rub of the elbow. I saw Mike this morning get... It ain't just me.
No, it's not. A lot of people subscribing to the full-service elbow.
What are the anonymous quotes about the NFL draft and Shador Sanders?
I'm Aquaford up right now. This morning, I saw Mike get more insecure than I've ever seen Mike get insecure in his whole life. Because Jessie knows all of his weaknesses. She knows everything that makes him feel insecure. And she peeled some dry skin off of his ear. And he was mortified. And then she said, Mike, did you piss yourself? And he looked down and there was a wet spot on his shirt and lower groin area. And he walked out of the room with his tail tucked between his legs like I've never seen in my life.
And now we're talking about it on the show.
Thank you, guys. Did you? Did you piss yourself? Yeah, man, I pissed myself. It's a great segment we got here. Nothing wrong with that.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
Who are the hosts and guests on this episode?
0:01–0:43
2
What funny stories are shared about body parts and grooming?
0:43–4:03
3
What are the anonymous quotes about the NFL draft and Shador Sanders?
4:03–8:51
4
How do the hosts feel about the Florida Panthers' playoff performance?
8:51–10:47
5
What is the debate about the Florida Panthers vs Tampa Bay Lightning?
10:47–18:24
6
Why is Matthew Kachuk considered the heart and spark of the Florida Panthers?
18:24–21:21
7
What are the hosts' opinions on individual Florida Panthers players' performances?
21:21–23:35
8
What sponsors and advertisements are featured in this episode?
23:35–50:30
Speakers
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