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The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

Mike Breen's Premature Bangulation | Hour 2

20 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What catchphrases are in Greg's Top 60 countdown?

0.031 - 4.067 Dan Le Batard

This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stukas Podcast.

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8.063 - 25.803 Unknown

Zazz, I don't know if you're surprised by this, but Roy Bellamy and Mike Ryan, they clearly over the last two years, Greg Cody as well, they know what a hockey champion looks like. They have become familiar with what it takes to win a hockey championship. I've been watching all the hockey playoffs this year.

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26.203 - 35.713 Unknown

And Roy and Mike have said it's a bit of a foregone conclusion that the Colorado Avalanche are going to win the title over the United States of Tortorella.

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35.733 - 39.755 Greg Cody

That's the United It ain't the United States of Tortorella!

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39.775 - 61.645 Unknown

And everyone else in hockey. Do you believe, Zazz, that it's the foregone conclusion that Roy and Mike seem to think it is? Roy's doing a live watch-along tonight. The Colorado Avalanche and the Vegas Golden Knights. Roy and the group. That means Rose will be a star. That means Ethan will annoy you. And that means that if you want to watch hockey...

Chapter 2: What prediction does Dan make for the Spurs series?

61.625 - 81.439 Unknown

With the show, they will be doing it tonight. Do you believe it's his foregone conclusion? I'm not used to ever thinking the hockey playoffs are a foregone conclusion for anybody, but the people here around here who know what a champion looks like are telling me this is a foregone conclusion. Based on what I've gathered from my foray into the Stanley Cup playoff,

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This season, you know, when the Panthers aren't in it, I usually don't pay any attention, it's been told. Based on what I've seen, yes, I think Colorado is far and away the best team in the postseason. And I'm glad they are because you think I need the Carolina Hurricanes winning a Stanley Cup in my life? No, I don't need that.

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98.362 - 117.925 Mike Ryan

Well, here's the thing. I think Vegas is dead last of the four. Carolina, according to the betting odds, Carolina is barely an underdog to Colorado to win it all. For me, it's Montreal. Montreal is my dark horse, my rooting interest. I think they're the reason that I'm still engaged in the playoffs.

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117.945 - 120.808 Unknown

You know the Panthers had more wins this year than the Golden Knights?

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Chapter 3: What scuffle do Greg and Mike get into regarding Inter Miami supporters?

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Like, how ridiculous is that? The Panthers had more wins. The Golden Knights were under .500 this year. How many games were left when the Golden Knights fired their coach? How many games in the season were left before they decided to get rid of their coach? Felt like six or seven. Crazy. I have a prediction to make here. I don't make many of these.

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140.685 - 168.474 Unknown

I have a prediction to make on OKC and San Antonio. Before the end of that series, there will be made the loud public accusation that the OKC Thunder are trying to hurt Wemby. Before that series is over, there will be a story. They're not going to just give their championship to this guy. If it's unfair, they're going to try to hurt him. And I think we're going to have a controversy.

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Chapter 4: What is the significance of the Colorado Avalanche in the hockey playoffs?

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By playing good defense? Yeah, no, that's a good take. By playing tough? You know about that, Lou Dort? By him flopping? By Dorting. I've seen him flop. I've seen him throw himself into the stands. This guy's such a hater. They're going to Dort at his knees. Caruso's at the sides of his knees. He's just trying to play defense. You like that prediction, Jazz?

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Do you think that there's going to be the story they're trying to hurt him and it's going to create a story around him as the guy who had the dirtiest play in the entire postseason where he becomes a little embryo that must be protected from all harm. All it is is Wemby-led media, Dan.

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Chapter 5: How does the discussion shift to the OKC and San Antonio series?

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It's just everybody in the can for Wemby. You are the biggest hater in the You're supposed to like this sport. Guys, I love this sport, by the way. I loved it when you guys said it was bad. I was still loving it. What I'm doing is protecting it a la Mike when he did a couple years ago, but for a different reason. See, I love this sport so much that it offends me when the sport is bad.

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The fact that you still love it when it's bad, that actually means that I love it more than you. Impossible. Because I can't sit back and watch when it's bad. No, I find the great inside of it. You think the game's bad, it's a 30-point blowout? Wow, look at all the threes they hit.

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When I think it's bad, you're like a fan who keeps going to games and giving the team your money when the team is terrible.

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Chapter 6: What humorous moments arise from Greg's catchphrase countdown?

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If the team is terrible, I stay away because I need the team to be better before you get my money. You watch no matter what. No, you're a bandwagoner. If the game's not good, I stay away because I'm a bigger fan than you.

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257.915 - 261.701 Mike Ryan

Tony, I love you, but Zaz is a two-time champion broadcaster.

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261.721 - 277.645 Unknown

That's right. And he's turned his back on the franchise. Greg Cody, do you have your countdown catchphrases ready? Because we have a lot of them to get to. The Greg Cody Show featuring Greg Cody has been successfully executing a joke for many, many months now.

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277.625 - 289.283 Mike Ryan

True. It's a surprisingly successful bit that my show has been able to pull off. And it is. We're doing two a week. We're now a top 60.

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Chapter 7: How does the conversation address the role of fans in sports culture?

289.364 - 293.49 Mike Ryan

So it's going to end up being like a half a year worth of bit. With?

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Also, controversially, we learned last week that the top 50 had been extended for no real good reason other than disorganization to a top 60. So let's do it right now. Please stop talking to your inner monologue at any point, okay? I'd prefer you breathe with those giant nostrils into the microphone. Number 60.

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317.247 - 324.7 Mike Ryan

I'm fuller than Vern Fuller. 59. Where's my click-click? 58. Hey, Butterfinger. Up. 57. Punt.

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Chapter 8: What are the implications of sponsorships discussed in relation to Zaslow's couch?

324.721 - 351.696 Mike Ryan

56. Scranton. 55. I'm busy in a one-armed paper hanger. 54. Georgia. Georgia. 53. I'm the kind of guy that... 52. Ballin' the Jack. 51. Hey, hey, we're the monkeys, baby. 50. Thank you, Billy. 49. I love him like a pet. 48. Who made it a salad? 47. We're rolling now, huh? 46. Your brain beat me. 45. Let's go States. 44. Driver comfort is paramount. 43. Dummy up. Save up. 42. Catch this catch can.

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351.716 - 379.225 Mike Ryan

41. Doesn't make it right. 40. So on and so forth. 39. Very good. 38, the Little League theory. 37, nice hat, asshole. 36, the others, they all learn from me. 35, don't go showering to try to please me. 34, look at that jerk. 33, it's like a packing house in here. 32, what'd you learn? 31, hee-haw, three, ba-dap. 30, I'm not gonna take a quiz. 29, sassafras. 28, would we break a window?

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379.526 - 406.551 Mike Ryan

27, hello. 26, who won? 25, trailers for sale or rent. 24, you got to eat a peck of dirt before you die. 23, three words, we are the Lobos. And now, number 22, you're going to go to Buffalo with Bernie Parmalee.

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Wow. Wow. 22. Classic. Didn't even make the top 20. Just played Hey Jude. Does that mean we still have one more to update? Oh, my God. So this is very exciting. We are so close to the top 20, although he might change it again next week and make it the top 70. He's going to remember 10 more. Yes, that's right.

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425.498 - 429.623 Mike Ryan

You never know. You never know. That's part of the choice. That one will be high up.

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I want to know, before you give out your second new one this week.

434.029 - 434.73 Mike Ryan

Number 21.

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Which... Which phrases now for the rest of the way are the ones that you had to add to extend from 50 to 60?

444.683 - 448.849 Mike Ryan

I didn't have to add any. We always had a surplus from which to choose.

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