Postgame Show: Appreciate You, Hogsmash (feat. JuJu Gotti)
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What is JuJu Gotti's role in the post-game commentary?
We're going to get to Juju here and his post-game commentary in a second. Our thanks to him for the lift on his new alley-oop show. We'll be hearing more from them throughout the playoffs and on the show here as well. It's going to be an assortment of different people from Juju's life. The The topics today, though, Juju, I don't know what caught fire or what didn't.
Why is Zaslow considered a polarizing figure?
I imagine Zaslow is very popular and polarizing. What happens with this seat, the seat of stardom, the Stugat seat, he has now been formally asked to be a guest on ESPN Radio this evening as a featured component of their pregame coverage because stardom comes to those who are homerific around here. So congratulations, Zaslow, on your promotion.
Are you going to wear that same thing or no? Well, this is an audio medium tonight, so it doesn't really matter.
He's a radio legend, but a regional legend, not a national legend. He is now becoming a national voice with ESPN. But Juju, what has been the Zaslow commentary over the last couple of days?
First of all, Zaslow, you look incredible. I mean, tell the folks that once they put their name up on ESPN as a celebrity bracket picker, then they can comment on your wardrobe. You dig it? That's what I'm saying. Until then, everybody needs to take a step back and salute greatness. Also, too, I throw you a bone on the soap situation.
How does JuJu Gotti handle hotel hygiene?
Not only do I take my own soap to hotels, I take my own towel, rag, pillowcase, and bed sheets. Because hotels are a disgusting place, bruh. Like, my skin is very sensitive, you feel me? And one time I was in a hotel not to be named in Miami, Florida. I pulled back the sheet. There was blood on my sheets, bruh.
Oh, no.
I was like... No Palacio?
Stadium Hotel?
It was blood on the sheets, dog. And it was also a booger melted into the towel. You know what I'm saying? You know, most people use those towels to step on once they get out of the shower. So I bring all of my stuff to the hotel because my skin is delicate, baby. So I agree with you, Zaslo. If it ain't broke, don't fix it. And bring that soap that your wife used.
Well, I would also say, though, that generally speaking, the Cody's are on a cruise together and the Cody's together as a team are unhygienic, the both of them. And Juju is fairly often disgusted by just their lack of hygiene. So I wouldn't call you a germaphobe, but I think Juju around here, you come a hell of a lot closer to Samson than you are to the Wolverines around here in terms of just making sure things around them are not disgusting.
I mean, we always say Samson is the standard. I don't see Samson as this clean thing. Samson is one of the most disgusting things I see as well. I think I may be further down the spectrum than him. He puts his hand in a bag of jelly beans and puts them directly in his mouth. I haven't put something directly from my hand in my mouth since Obama administration. I don't agree with how he live at all. Salute to his germophobia. I'm not trying to get fired. I'm fine. Don't want to talk bad about David Samson, you know, but I think I'm a little bit more on the germaphobe spectrum
I want to have actually a germaphobe off if we can do that between you and Samson to ask you guys questions to see if you are indeed a better germaphobe than him.
Don't get me started on the soap in the shower that's nailed to the tile. Don't get me started on that soap. Please, Zaslow, I feel you.
Thanks, man.
Good support there.
How has Zaslow gone over with the audience? Having more of a homer than all the heat homers we have couldn't have been great.
What are the listeners' reactions to Zaslow's food preferences?
That, my friends, is a whole entirely different subject. Yesterday, he became one of the most, he's popular everywhere he goes, but he was very popular for his ribs take, how he doesn't eat ribs. How about that? Offset. You dig it? No, it's very popular. Well, I should say polarizing. Hogsmash from Twitter says, Imagine being so afraid of having some sauce on your face that you deny yourself the absolute culinary glory of wings and ribs. There's other foods. That's a true shame.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
Who is sponsoring this episode?
0:02–0:09
2
What is JuJu Gotti's role in the post-game commentary?
0:09–0:31
3
Why is Zaslow considered a polarizing figure?
0:31–1:32
4
How does JuJu Gotti handle hotel hygiene?
1:32–3:42
5
What are the listeners' reactions to Zaslow's food preferences?
3:42–5:11
6
What impact did Juju Watkins' injury have on JuJu Gotti?
5:11–11:43
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