Postgame Show: Lose Your Faculties

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Why does Billy insist on a listener league update?

Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection) 0:00
Kennt ihr auch diesen einen Freund, der morgens einfach so ruckzuck aus dem Bett und danach aus dem Grinsen gar nicht mehr rauskommt? Der sogar noch vor dem ersten Kaffee unverschämt gut gelaunt ist und mit der Morgensonne um die Wette strahlt? Furchtbar. Ekelhaft. Wie kann man nur so... Ausgeruht sein? Ganz einfach. Trainiere deinen Schlaf und werde auch du zum Morgenmenschen. Mit der Galaxy Watch 7 oder dem Galaxy Ring und der Samsung Health App.
Billy 0:26
Now is a good time to remember where Tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented Tequila. Cuervo. What are you doing here?
Dan Le Batard 0:34
Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.
Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection) 0:54
Cuervo.
Billy 0:55
The tequila that invented tequila. Proximo. Cuervo.com. Please drink responsibly.
Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection) 1:03
Dan, du hast es wieder gemacht. Was habe ich gemacht? Wir haben das ganze Show durchgeführt. Du willst nicht hören, wie ich es gemacht habe.
Dan Le Batard 1:08
Ich habe es nie gemacht. Ich habe es nie gemacht. Ich bin einfach nicht interessiert in irgendeiner Weise, wie du es gemacht hast.
Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection) 1:15
Warum? Du kannst teilnehmen. Komm mit uns, Dan. Jeden Tag. Du kannst es machen. dkng.co.smirnoff, präsentiert von Smirnoff, der weltweit wichtigste Vodka. Bitte trinkt responsiv.
Dan Le Batard 1:21
Das war zu schnell. Du musst die Leute helfen, die Informationen zu bekommen. Was meinst du?
Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection) 1:25
dkng.co.smirnoff
Dan Le Batard 1:27
Ja, du musst es einfach richtig machen und nicht so schnell, damit die Leute verstehen, was du sagst.
Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection) 1:33
Ich sage einfach boom, boom, ich kriege es rein und dann spreche ich ein bisschen mehr darüber und dann boom, boom, ich kriege es wieder rein später. Das ist das, weißt du was, vielleicht ist das, was es ist. Vielleicht habe ich es zu schnell gelesen und das ist, warum du noch nicht in der Liga eingeladen bist und das ist, warum du nicht interessiert bist.
Dan Le Batard 1:45
Es ist einer der vielen Gründe, warum ich auf der Liste bin, dass ich nicht interessiert bin. Although I am tired of hearing Stugatz talking about how well you and Witty are doing and he's doing. That's a different league.
Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection) 1:57
That's not the one that DKNG.co slash Smirnoff. That's a different league.
Dan Le Batard 2:02
I'm not interested in that one either.
Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection) 2:03
The abilities of that league are questionable at best.
Dan Le Batard 2:06
Does anyone here have a league I would be interested in, Jessica? Are you in any good leagues that people would be interested in? League of Legends. Do you want to play with me?
Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection) 2:16
Greg, hattest du etwas über Bodytraining?
Dan Le Batard 2:31
Good natural segue, Billy. I'm glad that we just offered you that during the break. You said you had a good way to lead into it and you showed me nothing. Thank you for that. I don't want to talk about Greg Cody's potty training. I want to talk about college football.
Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection) 2:45
It's actually not my potty training. I've been potty trained for about 67 years. When you lose your faculties, and I'm not saying that you have, but you will at some point, when you lose your faculties and you go back, You can't re-potty train, right? You know what? I'm going to cross that bridge when I get to it. It's an incontinence thing, I think. You want to use the toilet, but you can't hold it anymore. So you're still technically potty trained? Yeah, I think so.
Dan Le Batard 3:12
Jessica, over the weekend, and I know that this happens all of the time, where professional football engulfs college football, but... In a season that hasn't had a college football team that is actually flawless, although there are unbeaten records, seeing Oregon whiff and wheeze and just barely eke out a road victory at Wisconsin suggests to me that basically winning on the road for college kids is really hard. Just everywhere and that there's not actually a team talented enough um es konsistenziell zu überwinden, auch wenn Oregon das Spiel gegen Wisconsin gewonnen hat. Für mich hat Oregon dieses Wochenende mehr Schaden an all den Dingen, die ich denke, dass Oregon gewonnen hat, auch wenn sie Wisconsin gewonnen hat, reputationell, als jemand, der es gewonnen hat, weil ich das Spiel gegen Wisconsin sehe und Wisconsin ist für mich wild unerwartet.
Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection) 4:14
Wisconsins Offense isn't great. They fired their offensive coordinator Phil Longo after the game because it just really hasn't worked out. They're on their third string quarterback because Tyler Van Dyke got hurt in the Alabama game earlier this year. But also I think Oregon, it was a close game. It was a really close game. Oregon was not very good in the red zone.

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Chapters

2 chapters
1 What did Dan nearly forget during the show? 0:00 2 Why does Billy insist on a listener league update? 0:00–14:10

Speakers

4 identified
Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection) 6 min Dan Le Batard 5 min Billy 2 min Jarabear

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