Postgame Show: Parsing Straws (feat. JuJu Gotti)

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Dan Le Batard 3:41
Mike McCarthy has been fired. No surprises there. But now the Dallas Cowboys job is open. And I'm guessing that a lot of people would want that. Look at Greg Cody was surprised by that. Greg Cody gave me a under his breath wow.
Unknown 4:00
supposedly they, instead of firing him, they just declined to renew his extension. Not fired, Dan. I don't know whether that's, you know, parsing straws or whatever, but technically I guess he wasn't fired.
Dan Le Batard 4:14
Wait a minute. Is it parsing straws? Is it splitting hairs? It's both. What did you mean to say there? Parsing hairs. Okay. Juju is with us now. Always nice to have him to break down the show. Usually by this hour, Greg Cody is pretty tired. It's been a sprint, and so it becomes parsing hairs. I'm full of vim and vinegar. You are full of shit. Juju is with us now. Thank you for being on with us, Juju. What do we have today? What do you like? What don't you like? What is worth commenting on?
78%.
Tums Food Ball 5:04
No, my friend Juju. Juju is throwing this away a thousand times out of a thousand.
Juju Gotti 5:10
Exactly. The fact that you would ask this question to your listeners, Dan, is hilarious to me in itself. But 78% of the audience says throw it away ASAP.

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