Postgame Show: Spliff Notes With Juju Gotti
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Want to thank everyone who participated with the toy drive this year. We will continue to make that a thing that's less hastily planned by me than this year's was. The Santas got skinnier over the course of the week, but not less entertaining. We went from Tony at Cuban Santa. Very big. Very, very physically big, yes, but fit. And then we went to Roy, who is skinnier or less thick. And now we are on...
Thanks, Nan.
The skinniest? Well, this is the skinniest Santa I've ever seen, though. The laziest one as well. I don't think in the history of Santas there has been one quite this pathetic, really, if I'm being honest. She's barely given any effort to the beard, but she collected more toys than the rest of you. The rest of you didn't do anything spectacular in the way of collecting toys. You got some. You did well. But I am told that Rose has done better than any of you. Not that this is a competition, necessarily. It's about the kids. kids Dan who's making it a competition Rose thank you I don't know do you know where I can find an answer to my question I will conduct an investigation immediately I will put myself in charge of that investigation still dumbfounded don't know how it became a competition uh Rose what is happening out there conclude our toy drive please
Okay, so I have good news and bad news. Good news, my challenge thing worked because I'm drowning in gifts. So thank you Stan, because Stan sent us a lot of things. Bad news, I'm going to have to go skydiving. But we're doing great. Look at this. I think we did pretty great today.
Okay, excellent work. Next year, I think we need to have competitive Santas, rotating Santas, more aggressive Santas to see who can collect the most toys and make it a competition where everyone gets mad at each other.
I can't unclear where this is coming from.
So I'd like to do it that way if we could. We're going to go to Juju in a second. But Rose, thank you for all your hard work. Thank you. Enjoy the holidays. If we don't talk to you again, you're the breakout star of 2024. I believe at the end of the year, we've got a giant run that has you as the breakout star. So thank you for all your work on the show over the course of the last month.
Thank you, bless you, and thank everybody who donated.
We love you. Yes, I'm sorry. I just, yes, I'm sorry. I see a lot of clattering in the background there.
You said that, and Rosa's been an amazing star, but you said the breakout star, and we kind of back here said, well, hold on, there are other names on that list. Like, for instance...
Welcome to the VIP.
Sorry, did Rose break the Bill Belichick story? No, Taylor can't be a star.
Or Freddie Kitchens.
Freddie Kitchens coaching the Fenway Bowl.
He's not listening after Kitchens.
Okay. No, Taylor doesn't get to be famous around here. Les Taylor, thank you. More Juju. That's what I'm saying. Juju is one of one of our growing stars here on the network. And his Thursday Thunder has been hurting. He and Billy Gill, when they give you gambling advice, they want you to win. They care deeply. They don't want to cost you money. It's that damn fourth leg. The fourth leg, yes. Well, four team parlays, I think. You guys are crazy. You guys weren't winning the three-team parlays, and so you went to the four-team parlays. That does not seem to be the way to do it.
The tricky thing is the third leg can often be tricky as well. So, you know, it's a parlay. It's risk-reward.
To be fair, once they went from three to four, they started getting three legs right. Three, exactly. Atta boy.
Thank you. Like, there's progress here. There has been nothing funnier today than the audio audience hearing you talk each time, knowing that you've got a bag full of nickels in your left cheek. I hear it every time you speak. It's my favorite when you're making serious good points. Can you do me a favor? Ken, by the end of this segment, you nailed the dismount of this show by making a really great societal point that is filled with a great deal of philosophy, wisdom, and unique, a mean perspective, but is also said in a way that makes it clear that you have a bag full of nickels in your left cheek.
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