The Big Suey: Apple Time, Apple Time (feat. David Samson)
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What is the Big Suey podcast about and who are the hosts?
Welcome to the Big Suey, presented by DraftKings. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Levitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging.
I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys?
I've done it. And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, fat face, and the habitual liar.
This episode is presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours.
Zaslow, why did you just squeal? Yesterday it was a snort. Right now it was a squeal. You pointed to the set of Get Up here in the upper left-hand corner of the studio, and you had a radiant smile on your face. You were just buoyant, and it wasn't Panthers, and it wasn't the hatred of the Celtics or the Knicks. What was happening?
First of all, this is a great morning, because last night was a great sports night. I'm in a fantastic mood. And yeah, it's just funny, because the NFL schedule came out last night, which, God, do I not care. But the NFL schedule came out last night, and they're going over the Jets, the New York Jets schedule. That's a win, that's a loss.
Best game.
That's a win, that's a win. 15-2. I have to assume it's Greenberg. I mean, great, huge Jets fan. I have to assume those were Greeny's picks. 15-2 for the Jets. I'm taking the under.
David Sampson is here right now. Nothing personal is the name of his podcast. What are you laughing about, Sampson?
I'm laughing because I listened to Zazz and I see and hear Stu now. And it's just the, I'm taking the under. He's just got to do the Flemmy laugh. And then there's really no discernible difference. What?
They're not the same person. Zazz is so much stranger. So much stranger. They're not the same person at all. How dare you? Zazz is a journalist.
Who's being insulted by that comparison? I can't figure it out. Oh, I think it's a tie. You know I love both of them. I just was laughing very hard. And Zaz, I apologize. I did not know we throw the word journalist around so much. I thought that you were more of a talent.
Let's move on. Let's move on. People in here are chirping at me. Stop with the journalism stuff. Only you and Greg Cody care. Fanalists. Fanalists. Top five fanalists. Are you ready to do what I mean? Top five fanalists. OLI. Mike Greenberg.
Who are the top fanalists in sports media?
Mike Greenberg. Everyone knows he's a big Jets fan, whatever. OLI, Pat McAfee. Wherever game day is. Yes, anything.
It's a good move. I mean, if you're a wrestling character, it's a great move.
OLI, Jonathan Zaslow. Now we go to the top five. Number five, Mike Wilbon. He'd be so insulted by that. Number four, Bill Simmons. Would he be insulted by that? Too low. Way too low. Number three, Stugatz. Stugatz. Number two, David Tamsen. He's a fan of money. He's the biggest fan of money I know. And number one, how is this even a debate? Stephen A. Smith. Knicks fans want him near all of this? Yes or no? They don't. They really don't. They don't like him around any of it. They look at him as a bad omen.
I saw the stat the other day in the second round the last three years on TNT. The Knicks are like 7-1 in postseason games. They're like 0-9 on ESPN. In New York, there is a funny thing happening with fans do not want Stephen A proclaiming to be a Knicks fan.
You know who has the Eastern Conference Finals this year? TNT? Yes, sir. All you got to do is win one of the next two, and you're going to the finals.
Ernie Johnson predicted the Pacers. He had it totally right. I think we laughed at him. I don't think anybody laughed. Ernie Johnson, not a lot of people laugh at Ernie Johnson.
When he speaks, I listen, especially when I don't actually watch basketball all that much. So I was like, oh, this is pretty good.
By the way, Julius ran on another great game last night. I don't know if you were watching, buddy. I filled out one of those apology forms online.
Can we talk about what happened with Golden State? They disintegrated.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What is the Big Suey podcast about and who are the hosts?
0:02–2:31
2
Who are the top fanalists in sports media?
2:31–5:10
3
What happened to the Golden State Warriors in the playoffs?
5:10–8:09
4
How has Jimmy Butler's playoff performance been analyzed?
8:09–11:57
5
What are the different types and values of championship rings?
11:57–15:13
6
How do sports moments compare to championships in legacy?
15:13–16:38
7
What are the sponsors and their messages in this episode?
16:38–41:00
Speakers
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