The Big Suey: It's Greg, B****
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How does Jon Stewart's return impact us?
Kennt ihr auch diesen einen Freund, der morgens einfach so ruckzuck aus dem Bett und danach aus dem Grinsen gar nicht mehr rauskommt? Der sogar noch vor dem ersten Kaffee unverschämt gut gelaunt ist und mit der Morgensonne um die Wette strahlt? Furchtbar. Ekelhaft.
Wie kann man nur so... Ausgeruht sein? Ganz einfach. Trainiere deinen Schlaf und werde auch du zum Morgenmenschen. Mit der Galaxy Watch 7 oder dem Galaxy Ring und der Samsung Health App.
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Well, I do know that to be true, but even during ad reads like... Cuervo. I think you could lay out, especially for one of our great partners. Sweet, delicious Cuervo. Since then, Cuervo has stayed true to its roots. The same family, the same land, the same passion. Cuervo. So, enjoy the tequila that started it all. Cuervo. Cuervo. The tequila that invented tequila. Proximo. Cuervo.com. Please drink responsibly. Cuervo.
Welcome to the Big Sui, presented by DraftKings. Why are you listening to this show? It's a podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Lebitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging.
I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys?
I've done it. And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, fat face and the habitual liar.
Stugatz, es gibt ein paar Dinge, die ich zu beantworten möchte, aber nicht bevor ich Jeremy Taché für das, was er gerade am Ende dieses Segmentes getan hat, verweigern will. Billy, der in der Verantwortung ist, scheint es zu genießen, also muss ich hier zum Schluss kommen, weil, wenn Billy in der Verantwortung ist, muss ich Billy in der Verantwortung sein. No, but I'm going to explain not only to the audience, but you too, Billy, what happened to me at the end of that segment, lest you think that it did not take just a little bit to produce me. My friend's emotional behind me on a genuinely emotional moment. I cannot see him. He's talking to me. I can feel him, but I cannot see him. Normally he'd be sitting here, and I know that if I did see him, he would start crying and I would start crying.
Same. And if that had happened... I was worried that it wouldn't be quite as authentic as it would feel if I was seeing him eye to eye. And so I just threw the show to Lucy and her stalking story.
Good story.
Yeah, it was a good story. And she held it for 90 seconds, at the end of which Jeremy whispered into my ear, Hey, Dan, I can earnestly walk the old man right into the hard network out if you just toss me the ball from here. And Stugatz and I have told Jeremy for six months, you talk too much. Du hast es ein bisschen ausgeschnitten. Es ist zu fett. Und so schlägt er ihn ehrgeizig in den Break und stürmt sich über die Schlusslinie. Und er will ein Performer werden.
Für was es wert ist, war es ein looser Ball. Ich dachte, du würdest den Ball zurückwerfen, damit ich sie wissen kann, hey, lass den Hardnet Network ausbrechen für einen Sekunden. Und dann habe ich den loosen Ball genommen und runne. Ich runne mit ihm. Und dann kippt Billy mich aus mit dem Hardnet Workout. Ich bin fett. Ich bin furchtbar. Ich kann nicht glauben, was du mir gerade getan hast, Billy.
Er klingt immer noch glücklich, auch wenn er furchtbar ist. Er hat einen Emmy.
Ich bin glücklich. Der Junior-Member des Hee Haw 3 verdient mehr Respekt als das. Ich sage es dir jetzt.
Er hat versucht, dich in die Hard Network zu führen. Ich weiß nicht, worüber du sprichst. Weren't you going to lead us in musically today?
I thought you were going to lead us in, I thought you were here to... He missed the pre-show meetings.
Bright light city gonna set my soul, gonna set my soul on fire.
Viva Greg Cody, Viva Greg Cody, Viva, Viva Greg Cody.
So good.
I thought that we were going to lead each segment today with him singing us into the break like we were going to be some, like a thing, a show. Like a show that does things with a musical act. A rising star musical act.
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