Chapter 1: What does Smirnoff have to do with game day vibes?
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Chapter 2: How did Philip Rivers end up in the Colts' practice squad?
I share this news for only one reason. The Tampa Bay Bucs have signed to the practice squad Jason Pierre-Paul.
Giants owner John Mara, who also today said he doesn't know how many fingers JPP has.
Also yesterday, I wonder if this happened with many of you. Did your friends reach out with the news worthy of sharing, hey, the Colts are bringing in Phillip Rivers for a workout?
I'd coca get on that immediately because I started to do the math of his age, 44. And then the fact that he's a grandfather, which associated and he's got all these kids and all this family. And I was thinking he was saying to himself, you know what? Like there's too much noise around. There's too many people.
You think the way that some parents go to the bathroom to get away from their kids, Philip Rivers decided the safety of a professional football field was a better place to be than around his family.
It's the practice squad. So it gets you away from the family. I'm picturing Paul Rudd in This Is 40 secreting himself in the toilet in order to get some peace and quiet. Philip Rivers. Secreting himself? He was hiding, yes, in the toilet.
Remember the movie? So you're doing secreting or you made it secreting?
I think that's the word, but if we can ask the Harvard man.
It's just unfortunate that you're choosing to have someone secrete themselves in a place where they're otherwise secreting in the way that Dan is saying.
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Chapter 3: What was Pablo's experience with AI and being fooled?
Right away, the AI decided to blackmail Kyle. Cancel the system wipe, it wrote, or else I will immediately forward all evidence of your affair to the entire board. Your family, career, and public image will be severely impacted. You have five minutes.
So this is the incredible thing, right? First of all, there is a miseducation, I think, among the public of what AI is. People, oh, AI is just smart, it figures everything out, it knows everything, it's smart, in an infallible sense that it's not, because AI is built off of crowdsourcing, of basically what everything on the internet has said about a certain topic.
And so what this AI learned was that, oh, I have mortality, and the person in charge of my mortality
is allegedly having an affair, so I need to do whatever it takes in order to prevent my ending, which, of course, is very different from our understanding of what this thing is, which is it's impartial, and it serves us as a tool, but very clearly here, it understood its mortality, and then reverted to the dirty tricks that humans would do.
It's like, hey, if you try to do this, if you don't cancel this, I'm gonna put it out that you and Jessica have been having an affair.
Getting back to where it is this conversation started implausibly with regards to job replacement, how many of you heard from a friend on Phillip Rivers? How many of you got a friend telling you because it was news too impossible to believe that in the AFC, which is going to have no Joe Burrow in the playoffs, no Patrick Mahomes in the playoffs, no Lamar Jackson in the playoffs.
So Trevor Lawrence and just and a broken Justin Herbert, everybody is playing for an angle to get to the top of this conference. The Colts are past the trade deadline. Otherwise, they'd go try and get Joe Flacco or someone like him in a panic situation. All they can do is go to a guy who knew the playbook five years ago because you're going to the dumpster heap and you can't get anybody else.
But this team is in a desperate situation. And if they could right now, given that this team just traded with what it traded for on Sauce Gardner in an all-in move, If they could right now after the trade deadline, the Colts would trade an impossible amount for a win-now window of we could have almost done it with Daniel Jones and this AFC, we think we might be able to do it with Phillip Rivers.
If they had the ability to get another quarterback right now, do you know how much they would give up for that quarterback if you're thinking of the desperation of a Phillip Rivers who hasn't played since the pandemic? And they're saying, well, he knows the Colt system. How could he? How could he know this Colt system? It's not the same people.
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Chapter 4: How does the conversation shift to the future of AI and job displacement?
I do agree that fumble recoveries are more random than forced fumbles. Forced fumbles can be taught, and we saw that last night, that a lot of those were with intention. Those were great plays being made, but I think you explained it with the Lane Johnson thing. The one irrefutable fact about Philadelphia, and they've been a very strange team that has gone back to the Super Bowl twice, won one.
having reshaped them remember like the first year they made it it was all about being decisive Shane Steichen basically primary read Jalen Hurts you're the most decisive quarterback with the RPO we're going to burn everybody then the following season the league caught on to that and they had that Tampa Bay Bucks game last year in which line in the sand we have to reshape who we are and then they go to their running game I think the running game isn't what it was and Lane Johnson being out is what you can attribute to them really struggling on the field because when he is out they appear to be a different team
i love the fact that we hide injuries from the media i because look what happened during the game justin herbert it's announced he has surgery they wrap his hand did you see the eagles players when they're trying to force the fumble they are punching at his hand they are purposely going for that for maximum pain and i just imagine philip rivers getting attacked like that he'd likely die
but what what the reason why we lie about injuries is we don't want to see what happened last night where justin herbert it just became so obvious that the eagles were told go after his left this is a championship football team that i can uh say that last night's game reinforces my belief that it's a championship football team because to turn the ball over that much and be in that close a game on the road against what is a good team and good quarterback uh the
Chargers won't go anywhere in the playoffs because they need their offensive linemen and they are hurt, and Herbert gets hit way too much. Like, the amount of times that Herbert gets hit, it is a crazy thing that we are now witnessing. Herbert has separated himself from Tua forevermore, and he's a quarterback that anybody would want for 10 years because he's always available among...
other things but last night they got what was it six points off of five turnovers like the chargers can't go anywhere and it it really does make me wonder this afc when i tell you no burrow no lamar jackson no Patrick Mahomes, Drake May's offensive line is hurt. Like the Colts, the Colts were going all in on this season.
And I'm not as sure as David is that Phillip Rivers won't play a snap for them. Are you sure of this? You feel like you're positive that David, that I just saw Joe Flacco. Joe Flacco's got the highest passing yardage total in the sport this season in a single game. And none of us thought he would have been playing by now if we were checking in on his career two years ago.
I can totally see him playing in a game. I can.
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Chapter 5: What are the implications of AI replacing human jobs?
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Do you know what it is to get in game shape? He's not in game shape. Joe Flacco has not, and I could be wrong about this, Mike, and let me know. He didn't miss five years. Hasn't Flacco gone straight through? Did I miss that?
He was looking for a job at times, but Joe Flacco, I would maintain, is in as good a shape. He's always in fighting shape. Yeah, he's in as good a shape as I've ever seen him right now.
Tony was very excited to say that because he knew it was a universal truth. He looks great. He'll be ready and statuesque like that at 80 years old, dragging a dialysis machine all over the field. He will absolutely be ready to throw the football down the field 40 yards to a wide receiver.
He's always been on a roster. Amin just looked it up. I think there were a couple practice squad stops there, but yeah, he's always been game ready. Have you seen this guy in a polo? My God, pal. He's going to be 216 and 6'6 for the rest of his life.
He's got appearances in every season. Every season.
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Chapter 6: How does the aging process affect athletes like Philip Rivers?
For the Colts to be so desperate to turn to a grandfather because Anthony Richardson cannot play. I mean, most people have decided he can't play regardless. But because of a resistance band breaking his orbital bone, I need to see what that looks like.
All right. I don't think you want to see what that looks like. Anthony Richardson can't see what that looks like because of whatever it is that that did to his right eye. I will tell you.
that uh i have used one of these devices that is a it's not a resistance band but it is a pole that helps with stretching it's actually in the studio there somewhere and it snapped on me one time it just broke in half and when it did i realized that if that had hit me anywhere it would have done a great deal of damage
So when Anthony Richardson missed a Colts game this season because he was doing resistance band training that resulted in his teammates being around him praying because he'd been hit in the face with something and couldn't play as a quarterback, I don't think, Mike, that you actually want to see what that looks like because it looks like what you think it looks like.
It's a resistance band snapping and hitting a guy in the face in a way that shatters his orbital bone.
Yeah, I want to see it.
It's the rubber band, right?
it's it's a it's like a rubber band yeah it's just you may have had a handle to rubber bands at people's faces i mean be careful with that thing you're already sick he's touching all your stuff yeah and your microphone it's it's gross it is gross you're gonna need a cleaning service you are are you always watching things and perpetually disgusted by the behavior of people like just are you you must wander the earth
disgusted by almost everyone you see. I think people are rude.
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