The Big Suey: WOOOOP!

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Dan Le Batard 1:43
Welcome to the Big Suey, presented by DraftKings. Why are you listening to this show? The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Levitard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that. In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging.
Amin Elhassan 1:57
I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's fries if they're just there.
Dan Le Batard 2:03
That hasn't happened to you guys? I've done it. And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, fat face, and the habitual liar.
Stu Gatz 2:13
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Unidentified Speaker (Brief Interjection) 2:22
There's a very low percentage of this that is smiles and glory holes. Very low percentage.
Unknown Guest 2:32
Closed his eyes, made a wish. Still McCarthy said goodbye. Is Schottenheimer Jerry's guy? We're gonna contemplate all through the night. Chance of smiles. There's a guy Chicago can't. But behind him we will stand All of the hope he'll bring If he's up to the task I'll take Iberflues Yeah, he's got the juice Get the defense right Glory hole is in sight I'll take Iberflues But if we still lose Then it's ear, nose, and throat Time at doctor's school
Amin Elhassan 3:38
I have during this show an assortment of voices in my head already because I'm crazy, but also voices in my head because this is a bit of a control station. And Louis, three notes into that song, said my glory hole song was better. Where is Lewis's glory hole song?
Chris Cote 3:58
No, he was just running around singing popular from Wiccan. Glory holes, a song about glory holes.
Stu Gatz 4:06
And that is where the appropriate line stopped from his song. It got very inappropriate from there. So that is why we have not gotten to that. But it was great.
Amin Elhassan 4:13
Okay, but inappropriate is okay. Inappropriate is also funny. Inappropriate, we like to get a little close to inappropriate. I don't think all comedy is appropriate.
Unknown Guest 4:23
Yeah. Workplace in a... I don't know. It's a fine line, Dan. I mean, you're toying with it, brother. Glory holes at work? Eh. I don't like it for Metal Ark. I don't like it for the Dallas Cowboys. I'll be honest with you.
Andrew Hawkins 4:34
What are we doing? Why are we making this? Look, the man made his fortune as a land man. You guys saw the show. All he wants to do is hang out with his family. Looking for glory holes. Glory holes. That's all it's about? It's about family. And glory holes.
Unknown Guest 4:54
Not what I looked up on the internet. That's not his fault. None of it was about family. Are you uncomfortable right now? About glory holes? Yes. Am I uncomfortable? Because we're talking about glory holes. Glory holes.
Amin Elhassan 5:07
Jerry Jones was talking about them.

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