Chapter 1: What are John's favorite calls of the year?
Ho, ho, ho. This is a special best of. My favorite calls.
Everyone's favorite. I had a one-night stand with my wife's stepmom.
Oh, yeah, that's the one where stepmom's top just fell off. He didn't have a choice. I... What up? Ho, ho, ho. It's Christmas Day. If you are listening to this episode, you're probably having one of those Christmas days. I'm so glad you're here. I'm kind of hoping you're not listening today and you're with your family and the snowflakes are falling and there's chestnuts on fires or whatever.
But I'm so glad you're with us. This is a special best of my favorite calls from this past year, 2024. Kelly, Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas to you, John.
And also with you. All right, so we've got these calls here. Was that like a Catholic Christmas? And also with you.
Yeah, I don't think they say that anymore.
And with your spirit.
Yeah, and with your spirit. That's what they say now.
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Chapter 2: How can a couple rebuild after infidelity?
Yeah, well, eHarmony doesn't do this necessarily because it doesn't actually take us through the steps.
Right, it drops you off.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But I remember... I skipped a final to go get coffee with my wife. And I literally rationed. I'll talk to the professor. We'll figure this out. And if my son was like, Dad, I met this girl. I'm going to go get coffee. I would say, please go out to your final.
Please go take your final.
Go out to your final. I know. But also, I threw away a full 100% track scholarship to university because I met a girl at a summer camp. Yeah. And you know what I mean? You're romantic. Bro, I'm so bad. I'm so bad. I threw it all away. Yeah. I quit a job and moved to Spain. It made perfect sense. And I have my life because of it. And it's completely irrational.
It's insanity. I get it. No, no. And for sure, I mean, you can manage it to a certain extent. The real problem, by the way, is when two people are falling in love, but they're at different speeds going through the neurochemical cascades.
That was my dean of students job. Like, hey, this guy keeps texting me and I don't want him to.
And what's happening, there's a whole, there's a syndrome actually that's identifiable in the literature called hemophilia, not hemophilia. It's not a blood disorder.
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