Greatest Hits Vol. 3: John’s Favorite Calls of 2024
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What are John's favorite calls of the year?
Ho, ho, ho. This is a special best of. My favorite calls.
Everyone's favorite. I had a one-night stand with my wife's stepmom.
Oh, yeah, that's the one where stepmom's top just fell off. He didn't have a choice. I... What up? Ho, ho, ho. It's Christmas Day. If you are listening to this episode, you're probably having one of those Christmas days. I'm so glad you're here. I'm kind of hoping you're not listening today and you're with your family and the snowflakes are falling and there's chestnuts on fires or whatever. But I'm so glad you're with us. This is a special best of my favorite calls from this past year, 2024. Kelly, Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas to you, John.
And also with you. All right, so we've got these calls here. Was that like a Catholic Christmas? And also with you.
Yeah, I don't think they say that anymore.
And with your spirit.
Yeah, and with your spirit. That's what they say now.
Oh, dude, that's kind of a Catholic flex, Ben. Way to go.
Well, like John Malaney said, because that's what needed to be changed in the Catholic Church.
So we have the best calls of the year, right? Not the best, but my faves.
These are your faves. These are the ones you picked.
Yes. All right. And so give us the rundown of a couple of them.
So we have everyone's favorite. I had a one-night stand with my wife's stepmom.
Oh, yeah. That's the one where stepmom's top just fell off. He didn't have a choice. I...
Who's the real victim here, John?
I don't know how to say this gently. I think that most – one of the greatest engineering feats in human history is the – The bikini top?
The bra strap, yeah.
Okay. I just think many bridges have been built using similar technology, right? They don't just fall off is what I'm trying to say. No, no. fascinating call. Who else we got?
A woman who feels completely betrayed by her husband.
I thought you were going to say by her coworker and I was going to flip it around and be like, I know how that feels.
No, by her husband. So we'll have to listen and figure out why.
And then we touch on the great Arthur Brooks.
Right. Because everybody loved the Arthur Brooks interview. So in this one, he's going to talk about why marriages fall apart.
That's so good. All right. So if you're listening on Christmas day, we're glad that you're with us. i totally get it man glad that you're with us go for a walk down the street um tell everybody you're doing something really really important and check out my favorite calls of 2024 and merry merry christmas let's go out to jacksonville florida and talk to cam what's up cam how's it going dr john i'm good brother what's up man uh i guess i will just cannonball right on into this one um The question is, how do me and my wife rebuild our marriage after I had a one-night stand or a hookup, I guess, with her stepmother? Eric, let's just, as they say, back that thing up. Say what? Yeah, really just a wild situation. In all seriousness, what happened? We were all drinking together. We all killed a bottle of tequila, the three of us within the hour. And then it was just me and her stepmom in her apartment. My wife went downstairs with the kids and all that good stuff, and they were swimming. Basically, she was asleep, and I was on the couch just waiting for her.
I was going to wake her up for her work call. She was supervising or whatever and had to... and like send a closing email. So I was standing there making sure she woke up to do that. And when she woke up, her top fell off. She was wearing a bikini. Her top fell off and put it back on. And then I kind of like pursued after that. So your marriage is over. You're not going to rebuild this. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I can't think of a more egregious violation, man. I can. Kids and beyond kids, this. Yeah, it's definitely. Yeah, you've blown it up. I think the integrous thing to do is to treat your wife with dignity and respect as y'all make. I mean, I can't think of a murder like just. Dishonoring thing you could do to somebody, man.
I agree. It was the most of my biggest. dumbest decision I've ever made and my biggest regret. And I've just, how long have you been married? Um, this year would be five years. Those kids yours. Um, it was her, one of them is, and she was with my, her, uh, little brother and sister as well. Okay. So your wife has two kids by somebody else. No, she, um, she, there's three down there.
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