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What is the “Bona herbal chocolate” and did it have any effect?
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I think I tried one of those um Bona Chuckies. Bona herbal things once. Nothing discernible happened to me.
No.
Like I didn't have a massive erection or anything.
Only a usual small one.
Why did you take it? Pardon? Why did you take the herbal ignite? Was it because your wife wanted to make love and you were like, I don't know if I'll be able to stir anything?
Um curiosity more than anything else. I don't even know how I got it. I think I was given it. Oh I'll give it a w give it a nudge, see what happens. What time of day was this? Oh about nine in the morning.
Were you just home alone?
Yeah.
He's home by yourself, he took some night to sit here.
I mean, if you're gonna do that sort of shit, you wanna give it a test run, don't you? No.
I've never taken one.
Well, you should neither should you be.
How does mixing Viagra with ecstasy affect the body?
No, I know, right? But like
I can't imagine taking something and then it just forcing this giant stalk. It doesn't. Yeah, it doesn't. No.
You've got to be um you've got to be sexually aroused. Yeah, yeah. Right.
Neither
have I. Given a b a b uh what, three I think I've got three variations on Viagra. Sure. But I haven't gotten near them. Whatever. I don't know if you
would.
Oh,
I would. I would. Well why don't you pass them on to me and I'll have a
nine AM.
Yeah and just see what happens. Fair enough. Uh I'll just sit nude on my couch and take them and then see what
happens. It used to be a thing in the early two thousands that people would take Viagra with ecstasy.
Right.
Why? Well, because ecstasy has an adverse r reaction uh or adverse effect on your downstairs downstairs as a rule. Does it? Can do.
Why do the hosts talk about being “grumpy” and how do they handle bad moods?
I I thought ecstasy made you horny as F. Well, it certainly makes you affectionate, but yeah, the blood's not necessarily pumping in all the right directions. So if you're if you're rolling out of Viagra Key Z with that, that's the way to go, brother. Right. There must be a name for that, actually, that concoction.
Um but so okay, so
six
to see.
No.
So was the philosophy behind that that you'd be massively affectionate and etcetera with a razor. With a razor. Well, because
you w might want to enjoy that side of it. Side of it, yes. As opposed to being disappointed. Well
you see that's that's the interesting thing is that I thought ecstasy weren't just rooted.
What do you do when you are in a hurriver mood?
I s I tend to be quiet. I'm quiet as well. I
go quiet.
I'm dark. Um I get dark.
And then my wife will be like, all goods over there? All goods. And she'll be like, Hey babe, and I'll be like, No I'll pretend I didn't hear her. And then she'll be like
That's pretty child as well. She'll be like,
Babe And then she and then she but then she'll be like, Oh, are you grumpy?
Her of a mood.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What are the rules and quirks of the hosts’ smoking habits?
And I'll be like, Yeah, I'm grumpy, all right? What about it? And she'll be like, Oh, sorry, I just didn't know you were grumpy.
Mm-hmm.
And now that I know you're in like something to that effect, and then instantly I'm not really that grumpy anymore. Yeah.
But you just carry it on.
It's one of those things where you you probe or don't probe.
What are you talking about?
Well, you know, when you know your partner, I Like my wife doesn't really get in bad moods really, but I put her in some. Yeah. Just by asking if she is in a bad mood. Yeah. Yeah.
I
go, Are you in a bad mood, darling? You're a bit V T
V T vinegar tits.
And she's like, No, I'm not. Um Did
you do that this
morning? No. Sh the point I was trying to make was I was very mild and And the interesting thing about it was The
point thing I was saying is I'm a backbone. I di I
I didn't tell anyone that's how I felt. You didn't
need to.
And then unsolicited, everyone was saying to me, I just can't be asked today. I just can't be into it. I'm just not into it.
Can you limit smoking or drinking to just two a day, and why is it hard?
What you would have been doing is going, I can't be asked today, can you? And then they will go, Yeah, none either.
Or you would have been gone. Oh yeah, but I do that as a as as a matter of course.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the “Bona herbal chocolate” and did it have any effect?
0:00–1:11
2
How does mixing Viagra with ecstasy affect the body?
1:11–2:05
3
Why do the hosts talk about being “grumpy” and how do they handle bad moods?
2:05–3:03
4
What are the rules and quirks of the hosts’ smoking habits?
3:03–4:00
5
Can you limit smoking or drinking to just two a day, and why is it hard?
4:00–5:02
6
How does the “travel bug” show up in the conversation and what plans are mentioned?
5:02–5:47
7
What funny stories do the hosts share about their wives and household moments?
5:47–6:32
8
How do the hosts wrap up the episode and promote the Big Show?
6:32–7:31