THE DISCLAIMER: Birthday Boy Jizz
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Why does Jason start the show with a birthday shout‑out and coffee routine?
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Good afternoon, gentlemen.
Back back. Hello. Good weekend. Happy birthday, Chase. Thanks, mate. Appreciate it. Talk us through your uh yes, thank you, Keys. Thank you. Wanted to know, needed to know. Yes, good. This morning, talk us through it, mate.
I began the day
I've got to be honest with you. Yeah, I'm pooped today.
Yeah.
Yeah, no, look, to be honest with you, fellas, very normal day. Um I woke up at about six. Yes. Which is Which would have been three. Yes. Um had my wife rolled over and we made pat notes. Um Ripped ass. Ripped ass. And was like, oh god, Mundy. Mundy. She A week till you're on holiday, Jason. Um no, she said, Happy birthday, darling, and I said, Thanks, darling. And then what did she say? And then she said, I'll go and do the coffee. Oh, that's nice of her. Well, the thing was, Mogie, I prepped it the night before for her. Nice.
What’s the science behind waiting an hour and drinking water before coffee?
Oh, so doesn't so she wouldn't be. Well she might well I was prepping. And she said, Hey, what are you doing? And I said, I'm just prepping the coffee for tomorrow morning and she said, It's your birthday tomorrow. It's m it's for me to do that. Yeah. And I said, Darling, you just rest up. You rest up, my love. Glad you're a backbone. I totally am.
But what you meant by that was I don't want my birthday getting off to a bad start. Yeah, so I need my coffee immediately. Not weak.
It's not good actually. I gotta get out of that habit of getting waking up and having coffee. Well you've
got to wait an hour. Have water. I know, but That's what they say, but what's the story with it? I don't know. Uh they say it and I know they
So I'm gonna explain it and you're gonna Google it anyway. But basically what it does is when you're waking up, your body naturally releases these things that wakes your body up. Jizz. Let's call it jizz. And it naturally releases jizz within you. I usually
release that while
I'm sleeping. But coffee does the same thing and so it stops your body's ability to do it itself.
Naturally.
Naturally. So if you wake up, give it an hour, have water, release heaps of it naturally, and then have a coffee, boom.
Yeah, okay, I like that theory. It makes sense 'cause I don't uh I'm at my best in the morning anyway, and the idea is that you should have a coffee, give yourself a bit of a pep. Yes. But I'm brand new in the morning. It's just habit. I only drink it out of habit. I shouldn't have anything.
How do the hosts compare coffee habits and morning routines?
But like you obviously you like coffee, I like coffee. What I what I do know
um as a scientific as a scientific fact is that everyone wakes up dehydrated. So I do know actually the theory of you should drink water first thing. And I
I do do do do that. Yeah, I
try to do that. I try to do that. I scalloping pipe.
Um and 'cause I've seen your Wii's after the night. It's like someone's dropped a baroca in the toilet. Yeah, it's pungent, isn't it? It's a pungent.
Oh. Um so yeah, and then we chatted and stuff and d what you get
what do you get for the man who deserves nothing? Exactly.
Anything? Well my wife had to go to work, you see. And so she said, Oh, by the way, darling, I have got you a present and I said Look, my love, don't don't be bothering with that at my age.
Now that the cause of course the uh better than a present key, 'cause what can they get? You don't want anything at our age, do you don't want anything at all? No. But what you do like is the idea that they forget to get you something. Oh man, I could hold it over them forever. It's all just you're winning the marriage, Keesy. You heard about that, man?
Yeah, because I didn't
It's a competition to be won, not to be enjoyed by both parties. Yeah, okay. So to be enjoyed by one party at a time.
And if you're not enjoying it, you are the sucker.
You're the sucker. So you need to change.
You sucker. The Horaki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Horaki.
Ha ha ha! Now that's good listening.
Why did Jason’s wife surprise him with a coffee on his birthday?
And it's live. What uh what are you listening to there? Uh oh me. Oh sorry. I was listening to the Radio Hodaki Big Show Four to Seven Weekdays.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
Why does Jason start the show with a birthday shout‑out and coffee routine?
0:00–1:30
2
What’s the science behind waiting an hour and drinking water before coffee?
1:30–2:51
3
How do the hosts compare coffee habits and morning routines?
2:51–4:31
4
Why did Jason’s wife surprise him with a coffee on his birthday?
4:31–5:45
5
What’s the story behind the auction of Japanese knives and the “camp‑for” chest?
5:45–7:15
6
How did the bidding war with his wife turn into a pricey, un‑won lamp?
7:15–8:34
7
What are the hosts’ plans for a birthday dinner and a romantic night in?
8:34–9:51
8
How did the baby‑shower gathering and weekend rugby lead to funny anecdotes?
9:51–11:04