FULL SHOW: Petrol, Am I Right?
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What new auction obsession is Jase talking about?
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With Jason Hoyt,
Mike
Minogue and Keezy. Oh, g'day, you mad bastards. Great to have your company this Friday afternoon. It is the 25th of September, 2026. And you, my friends, as always, listening to The Big Show, brought to you by Reburg Air.
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You're great stuff. Mogi, you stallion. You stud, you Greek god.
How's life? Going pretty grassy, you mad dog. You sick son of a bitch.
I've been waiting for that. For the full read.
Have I never done that before? No, not in
about two years
or at least a year. There you go for all you train spotters out there, eh? Eh? Jeez. Pretty grouse, man. Another beautiful day in the city of sales if you like the freezing cold. Yeah, she's nippy. She's a little bit nipply out there, but fortunately that means old Pugsan's on high alert. Yeah. How you going, brother? No Keezy today, and you're over the moon, eh? Whenever Keezy's not here, I'll fuck that. He is
a completely different human being.
His mood goes through the clouds. Guys, come on. I'm always professional,
but let's just say I can finally be myself.
Yeah, exactly. And that feels right. You two are constantly going at each other. 100%. I don't know what it is, but for some reason, Keezy feels the need to tell you how to do your job, and that must get so tiring for you, bro.
Oh, sometimes it helps because I forget, you know?
Yeah, yeah.
How are you, Jase, man? Yeah, good,
thank you. I'll be honest with you, you know, I was all over the place this morning. I just couldn't get my brain functioning. Would you say sixes and sevens? Yeah, not even, my brain just wasn't
working and I was
sitting on the couch and I thought, come on then, young fella, get your ass up and go for a vigorous walk around the city, which I then did. Beautiful morning, went down to the wharf there, walked back, got myself a peanut butter milkshake, sat in the square for 20 minutes
in the
sun.
What?
What?
Jesus. I thought you were a milkshake guy. It's a sad life,
isn't it? I sat there sucking on my peanut butter milkshake, got home and wanted to have a nana nap. Yeah? It didn't change at all. My brain still wasn't working. Did you have a nap? No, I didn't. I won't tell you what I did. Okay, please don't. I tell you what. Yeah? Massive show ahead, though. Massive.
What's happening on The Big Show with Old Moby?
Great news, fellas. The Warriors are out of the NRL. They're not in the run for the grand final. So while there's a couple of semis on this weekend, the Warriors aren't involved in it. So we won't be talking about it. Just wanted to flag that. Okay. Just flagging that. Pugson's got his come dine with me coming up. I think not for quite a few weeks yet. But he's got a few questions, obviously. He's trying to get the inside track. Yes. So we'll find out what that's all about. And also, fellas, petrol. Oh. The price of petrol has gone up in some places to over $5, if
you can
believe that. So we want to do a price check around the country. Texas3483, what's your name, where are you from, and how much does petrol cost where you are? We'll go cheapest and most expensive. I'm interested to know how low it can go. It's weird, isn't it? You can be 100 metres away between petrol stations and the price can be as different as $3. Yes. I've seen that.
It's outrageous. It's an absolute disgrace what's going on at the moment. But hey! Don't get down about it, New Zealand. Just sit back, relax, listen to some tunes and the fellas. And we'll start that off with a bit of Linkin Park.
The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What new auction obsession is Jase talking about?
0:00–6:59
2
How are New Zealand petrol prices affecting everyday life?
6:59–14:38
3
What’s the story behind the “Come Dine With Me” dinner party?
14:38–23:20
4
Why is the show looking for a name for its new mascot?
23:20–28:44
5
How are social‑media notifications impacting the hosts?
28:44–36:14
6
What advice is offered to listeners moving from the city to the regions?
36:14–44:07
7
Why is Jase obsessed with Japanese cooking knives right now?
44:07–50:58
8
What song is being debated for the Friday “Throbber” and why does it matter?
50:58–57:56