COLD CUTS: How To: Japan

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Jase Hoyte 0:01
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Jason Hoyte 0:06
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Mike Minogue 0:16
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Jason Hoyte 0:28
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Mike Minogue 0:39
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Jason Hoyte 0:41
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Mike Minogue 0:44
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Jason Hoyte 0:46
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Mike Minogue 0:53
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Pugs 1:00
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Mike Minogue 1:04
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Pugs 1:05
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Mike Minogue 1:06
Get in touch with the fellas. This particular email comes from Anonymous. G'day fellas Anonymous here. I'm in my second year at uni down in Dirty Dunness, and I'm currently stuck with a flatmate who I despise.
Jason Hoyte 1:21
It is dirty down there too, those bloody students. Shocking bastards.
Mike Minogue 1:26
This guy locks himself in his room and blasts his heater raking up the power bill like there's no tomorrow. He's also just a massive dork and thinks we're mates. Geez, steady on. I could maybe put up with his lameness if he wasn't so full on all the time. Looking like I'm gonna be stuck flatting with him again next year out of laziness, it's come down to one of the only options. How do I go about it? Do I tell him I hate his guts or head to Facebook to find some randoms or suck it up? Cheers Anonymous. Great question.
Jason Hoyte 1:56
It is a really great question. I jeez, I remember that the resentment and rage you used to feel when you felt like someone had their heater on secretly all the time during winter while you were freezing your ass off.
Mike Minogue 2:10
Yeah. You
Jason Hoyte 2:10
know what I mean?
Mike Minogue 2:11
And it's tough because you've come when you go when you go f uh flatting for the first time, you've come from living with your parents where you didn't pay for any of the power and stuff. So you've got no idea. It's a rude awakening. And you think you're entitled to use your heater as much as you want. And you
Jason Hoyte 2:23
gotta pay for food and clean clean and stuff like that. It's a disaster.
Unknown 2:30
It is.
Karl Urban 2:32
Look, it's a i it is a tricky one. Um I I'm I've gotta be honest with you, I'm getting the vibe that you're the a hole in this situation. I'm glad you Do you know what I mean? It's like this guy's too friendly. Uh you know, he's yeah, he's a happy guy. I'm a dog, that's fine. Mean a dog's gorgeous. Yeah, I don't know. I mean it feels like you've got to do something about it because, you know, if you don't like him and he thinks you're mates, then uh there's a responsibility on there for you to either put him straight Or uh or move out.
Mike Minogue 3:04
I think it's on you to move out and I know this because I was this so lazy in that little period of life. Twenty years of age, oh I can't be bothered finding a new flat. I guess I'll just stay Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah, exactly. I was a
Jason Hoyte 3:16
shocking bastard. Yeah. Um, as you can imagine. Look, he's giving me hermit vibes. He seems to me the sort of guy that should br maybe go and find a n a nice little, you know, batch on the coast, anonymous on the coast and just live by himself. Jason.
Karl Urban 3:31
I I question why, I'll be honest with you, I question why this kind of guy is even at university. Yes. He strikes me as the kind of guy that should still be at home. He should still be living with his parents. I think it's a m I think I don't think he's ready to live with other pe anonymous, yeah. Not the guy I think he should drop out and move home. 'Cause I think is it where's he from? Huntley. Huntley, yeah, yeah.
Mike Minogue 3:53
Yeah, he says he was from Huntley.

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