BEST OF THE DISCLAIMER: Nighty Night

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Karl Urban 0:00
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Jason Hoyte 0:15
I've never had ecstasy. No. Have you experienced ecstasy? But I've heard people talking about it, and they're all kissy, cuddly, blah, blah, blah. Yeah,
Karl Urban 0:23
kissy, cuddly. That's different,
Jason Hoyte 0:24
Chase. Yeah, but I just assume. That's the fiction, not raging. What they meant is that they just rooted.
Mm-hmm.
Mike Minogue 0:30
Because you can't really differentiate between being
Jason Hoyte 0:36
affectionate and being a horndog. In terms of being a horndog, a little bit of gunja is pretty good. Doesn't hurt. It's pretty good. You ever done that, Keezy? And 20 beers? Have you ever done that? It is good. It is good.
Mike Minogue 0:51
Now, if I come in steamed.
Jason Hoyte 0:53
No, no, I'm talking a little bit. You have a little bit of a... A
Mike Minogue 0:56
toot on the pug
Jason Hoyte 0:57
flute. On the pug flute, and then you make out. She's good. Good.
Mike Minogue 1:02
Have
Jason Hoyte 1:02
you got any dope at the moment, Mogi? No.
Mike Minogue 1:05
If he did, he wouldn't say it on this potty, that's for
Jason Hoyte 1:07
sure. Well, no, I mean, because you've got the medicinal stuff. I do get the medicinal. Yeah, yeah.
Karl Urban 1:11
And in fact, I do still have it. You should give it to me. No, you should buy it.
Jason Hoyte 1:16
I'll buy it off
Karl Urban 1:16
you. In fact, why don't you do what I did and get some medicinal weed?
Jason Hoyte 1:20
I actually looked into that. It took ages.
Karl Urban 1:23
It took ages for you. Yeah. Not long at all for everybody else.
Jason Hoyte 1:27
Well, look, it just seems a waste if you're not using it to just get, I'll buy it off you. How much are we talking?
Karl Urban 1:35
I think it costs you about 400 bucks an ounce, man. You just go on the website and you set up an appointment. You see, I don't want to hold out. You can't
Mike Minogue 1:41
buy drugs off Mike
Karl Urban 1:42
on a podcast. I'm not a drug dealer, man. I don't
Mike Minogue 1:45
want to
Karl Urban 1:45
hold out. If I start... selling you drugs, that makes me a drug dealer.
Jason Hoyte 1:49
If you
Karl Urban 1:50
buy it through the legal channels, then that's tickety-boo.
Jason Hoyte 1:53
And I'm
Karl Urban 1:53
more than happy for that to happen.
Jason Hoyte 1:55
But I recommend you do. You see old Mookie gave me a little wink there? Did he?
Mike Minogue 2:00
Yeah, yeah. You can't buy prescription
Jason Hoyte 2:02
drugs off
Mike Minogue 2:02
another person. That's illegal.
Jason Hoyte 2:05
But it's also cool. Well, you tried to buy that Viagra off me the other day and I went, nah, for that very reason. You were like,
Mike Minogue 2:12
nah, I've got tomorrow morning 9am lined up to just sit at home with a rager.
Karl Urban 2:16
Totally, man. Just me and Tigger. Tigger, look at this rager. I don't know that Tigger's ever seen my rager because he's an outside cat. Because he's only 10 years old and that's how long it's been since you had one. He must be like 14 or 15.

How do the hosts discuss medicinal weed and the legal ways to obtain it?

Karl Urban 2:33
Wow.
Mike Minogue 2:34
I reckon one of the funniest things is a rager in sweatpants. You know what I mean? I
Karl Urban 2:41
do. Because
Mike Minogue 2:42
the sweatpants are
Karl Urban 2:42
so... I get it. Expanding. Yeah, it's quite funny. I woke up at 2.30. How was your sleep? Terrible. Yeah. I went to sleep real easy, Keezy. You'll love this yarn. About 9 just after. Out, man. I was out. Yep. Until 2.30. Wide awake. Then for the rest, that was me up. Me up at 2.30. Do
Mike Minogue 3:04
you want to know how I slept? No, not yet. Very similar.
Karl Urban 3:09
Very similar. Because you were having an early night last night, weren't you? What did you think about when you woke up? I was thinking about work. Not radio, but work.
Mike Minogue 3:16
I was thinking about a screen test I did today. Screen test? Oh, yeah. And I was like,
Karl Urban 3:21
oh, how should I play? And like, you know,
Mike Minogue 3:22
what might be involved? And then as soon as you start something like that, you're fucked. Yeah,
Karl Urban 3:27
I was thinking about... Something that was equally a waste of time. Yeah, 100%. And not productive. Yeah. And that you could not solve at all.
Jason Hoyte 3:36
And all it does is. In your
Karl Urban 3:37
sleep. Yeah. But is nevertheless something that's really annoying me. So anyway.
Jason Hoyte 3:42
I read a little quote yesterday, I think it was. I don't have it. directly in my head, but it was something to the effect of no amount of anxiety that you think or feel makes any difference to anything. And I went, yeah, that's true. Try telling yourself that. It doesn't make
Karl Urban 3:58
any difference. You're lying there going, there's no point in thinking about that. Continue to think about it for two hours.
Jason Hoyte 4:03
I had a burning chest I am worried about you. I've got something going on in my chest at the moment.

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