FULL SHOW: Go Easy On Keyzie
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Why is Keyzie described as 'at death's door' at the show start?
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Welcome to The Hodaki Big Show.
Really big. With Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy. The Hodaki Big Show. Oh, g'day, you mad bastard. It's great to have your company on this gorgeous Wednesday afternoon. It is the 5th of August, 2026. And you, my friends, as always, listening to The Big Show, brought to you by Reburger.
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Reburger. G'day, Mogey. Absolute stallion, you Greek god. You Adonis.
How's life? Well, I'd like to say I'm going grouse. I'd like to. But old Keezy here, to my left, to your right, Jase, he is a shadow of himself. You heard right at the start there how he completely missed that cue. Yes. For Reburger.
What do you mean? I nailed it.
Wow. How are you going, Keezy? Obviously, you had a massive night last night on the hammer, dressed to the nines at the Pie Awards, and from all accounts, made an absolute fool of yourself. What do you mean from all accounts? I had a great night, thank you.
Can I just paint a picture for the audience? And this is a true picture. It's not me, you know, exaggerating. Keezy is currently embracing himself. I'm folding my arms. And rocking gently back and forth on his seat. He's a very pale shade of green. But other than that, you look fine, man.
Thank you, Jase. Thank you. You having a nice time, man? I had a really nice time. Was it good? Yeah. It really was worth it. Had a great night. Pugs was lovely. We discussed this on the podcast. He called me in the Uber on the way home, checking up on me there. You blew up at him because you had such a skin full in you. We love just looking after one another here on the big show, so that was really nice. And I was at home eating a mince and cheese pie at 2.30am.
Can I ask you, Keezy, the time is 4.04pm. We've got three hours to go. Are you counting the minutes down, brother?
I'm certainly hoping this is one of those shows that just flies by. I don't think it's gonna be.
I've got to be honest, it's the first time that I've come into the office and seen Keezy sort of lying on the couch. And I was like, oh, Keezy. And he said, oh, I'm just having a little bit of a nananap, Jase. I was like, still steamed, was I? I'm just feeling a bit woozy. And I said, mate, Mogi and I have got your back.
So when does that start?
How did Keyzie's Pie Awards night cause a hungover meltdown?
Nobody will be any the wiser. What's coming up on the show, Mogi?
What's happening on The Big Show with Old Mogi. Well, coming up on the show today, we'll be going deep on how old Keezy's feeling.
No, we're not. We're just going to move on from it. We can't do this every time.
We're going to be going super, super deep on this. We're thinking we might hold a national prayer circle for old Keezy. Yeah. 3483. Send us your kind words for old Keezy here. We'll make him feel better. Totally. Live on air. It's not necessary. We've got your back, man. The audience has got your back. Outside of that, there'll be a little bit of chat about the Bear Varner support crew. We're doing a live show down in Wellington in a couple of weeks, and there's an opportunity for you to get on board, listen out for the cue, and give us a bell, and you'll go in the draw. You could be... With the fellas down in Wellington at the live show around Beirvana. How good. A little bit more goat chat, fellas. The goat's coming up.
Yeah, man. Woo. How good. Great time to be alive. And outside of that, just, well, you can hear it yourself in the background there. What? Some ripping music from the chillies. Turn it up, KZ.
Back button.
What? The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.
Yes, indeed. Liam Gallagher there on the Hauraki Big Show this Wednesday afternoon. The time is 14 minutes past 4 o'clock. Now, old Keezy's not feeling great today. Big night last night at the Pie Awards. But to be fair to Keezy Mogey, we've all been there, mate. We've all been there, mate.
Yeah, good stuff, fellas. Keezie, we've all been there, man. What, the Pie Awards?
No, we absolutely haven't all been there. You've been to that seven times.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
Why is Keyzie described as 'at death's door' at the show start?
0:00–2:44
2
How did Keyzie's Pie Awards night cause a hungover meltdown?
2:44–17:04
3
What happens during the Big Show improv when Keezy calls in 'sick'?
17:04–25:56
4
How can you enter to be the Beervana support crew and what are the prizes?
25:56–36:04
5
Which TV shows did the hosts recommend and why (South Park, Alone, Outrageous Fortune)?
36:04–50:48
6
What was Jase's awkward 'strange encounter' at the banh mi shop?
50:48–51:40