FULL SHOW: Keyzie Comes To Stay
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What blunder did Mogey make at the start of the show?
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Welcome to the Hodaki Big Show. With Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy.
Why does Keyzie need a place to stay?
Oh, g'day, you mad boss. It's great to have your company this Tuesday afternoon. It is the, what is it? 23rd of June, 2026. And you, my friends, as always, listening to The Big Show, brought to you by Reburger.
What suggestions do listeners have for Keyzie's housing situation?
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G'day, Mogi, you stallion. How's life?
Oh, is it still going? Sorry there, fellas. Yeah, it was my bad.
Carry on.
That's all G. How are you going, Mogi? Going pretty crassly, you mad dog, you sick son of a B. I was just out there in the kitchen. We've got a kitchen here. Yes. Got all the mod cons in there.
What lighthearted discussions arise around food during the episode?
I brought a fish curry, some leftover fish curry. Yes. Into the kitchen there, and I put it in the microwave. I was like, oh, it's smelling good. Everybody else out there said I'm a piece of shit for bringing it in. 100% it reeks out there. Yeah. I wonder if your own food, your own leftovers in that situation are kind of like your own farts. And that you think it's fine and good and you don't really notice it at all because it's yours. Like you're salivating at the thought of it. Yeah, and you're repulsed. And I'm hating it.
What is the Sober Dilemma that Keyzie faces?
And Pugs is hating it. And Kate was hating it. I think... Specifically a fish curry, though. I gave it no thought at all. And I'm not an inconsiderate person, but I gave it absolutely zero thought that I put it in the microwave for eight minutes and just let it bounce around the goddamn office out there. So my apologies. No, it smells good to me.
What exciting plans are coming up for the team on the show?
You love it, eh?
He loves it, bro. It makes me feel hungry, actually. Yeah. What are you talking about? Smelling his curry made me feel hungry. Yeah, right, okay. Yeah, yeah.
How are you going, Keezy? Good, fellas. Yeah, I'm going really good.
How does the team plan to lighten their workload?
Better than yesterday. Yeah, good. Yeah, better. Do you reckon tomorrow brand new? Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh!
The day after.
Day after Thursday.
Thursday for you.
I'll be brand new at the day and loo, all right, fellas?
Brand new at the day and loo. Is it taking you three days to get over a hangover these days, is it?
No, not... Like, I'm 90% of the way there.
Yes.
You know, it's just that little... You can just... I feel slightly dumber than I usually am.
Yes.
That's all G, though. Yes. Speaking of, Jase, how are you today?
Yeah, I'm very well, thanks, fellas. You know, going along very nicely indeed. Thanks for asking.
Can I just say, Jase's not wearing his boots today. I don't think I'll ever see those boots ever again.
I think, you know, one day we're going to find somebody walking down the street. They're going to be wearing Jace's boots and my dire wolf shirt from two years ago. And some of you will know about that and some of you won't.
No, I'll be wearing them tomorrow, Keezy. Why? I'm not put off by the fact that they're women's boots.
Yes, you are.
derogatory remarks about them. I love them. And I'm going to make, as I say, I'm going to make them work come hell or high water. They look great. Someone came up to me today in the office and said, I thought they looked great.
Yeah, who was that?
Oh, it was McClung, actually. Yeah. You think he was taking the piss? 100%.
I genuinely, no word of a lie, I got home last night and my wife seriously said, what is the deal with Jase's boots?
Yeah.
Like she was genuinely like, hey, so what's going on?
Is this a gag? What are we doing here? My wife's thinking twice about having you over for dinner. Right. Well, I mean, I don't have to wear the boots to dinner, fellas. But just that your taste is that bad, she doesn't really want you in the house.
Yeah, actually, that'll affect the scoring. Hey, Mogi, what's coming up with the show, man?
What's happening on The Big Show with Old Mogi? Got a hell of a competition we've been running, fellas. I don't know if you've heard about it, but it's called the Export Ultra Beer Garden Tour where the Breakfast Boys are heading over to Sydney with G Lane to watch the NRL Grand Final in October. Yes. You excited about that?
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What blunder did Mogey make at the start of the show?
0:00–0:16
2
Why does Keyzie need a place to stay?
0:16–0:30
3
What suggestions do listeners have for Keyzie's housing situation?
0:30–0:53
4
What lighthearted discussions arise around food during the episode?
0:53–1:21
5
What is the Sober Dilemma that Keyzie faces?
1:21–1:43
6
What exciting plans are coming up for the team on the show?
1:43–2:00
7
How does the team plan to lighten their workload?
2:00–4:41
8
What is the team's proposal for engaging listeners?
4:41–57:11