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The Hauraki Big Show

FULL SHOW: Keyzie Comes To Stay

23 Jun 2026

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Chapter 1: What blunder did Mogey make at the start of the show?

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The Hodaki Big Show. Thanks to crave-worthy street food. Freshly made with Reburger.

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9.371 - 16.386 Jason Hoyte

Welcome to the Hodaki Big Show. With Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy.

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Chapter 2: Why does Keyzie need a place to stay?

16.957 - 30.888 Jason Hoyte

Oh, g'day, you mad boss. It's great to have your company this Tuesday afternoon. It is the, what is it? 23rd of June, 2026. And you, my friends, as always, listening to The Big Show, brought to you by Reburger.

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Chapter 3: What suggestions do listeners have for Keyzie's housing situation?

30.968 - 35.438 Mike Minogue

Beef, chicken, vegan and vegetarian options. Reburger, redefining the norm.

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36.937 - 38.819 Jason Hoyte

G'day, Mogi, you stallion. How's life?

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39.139 - 42.402 Mike Minogue

Oh, is it still going? Sorry there, fellas. Yeah, it was my bad.

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42.642 - 43.083 Jason Hoyte

Carry on.

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That's all G. How are you going, Mogi? Going pretty crassly, you mad dog, you sick son of a B. I was just out there in the kitchen. We've got a kitchen here. Yes. Got all the mod cons in there.

Chapter 4: What lighthearted discussions arise around food during the episode?

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I brought a fish curry, some leftover fish curry. Yes. Into the kitchen there, and I put it in the microwave. I was like, oh, it's smelling good. Everybody else out there said I'm a piece of shit for bringing it in. 100% it reeks out there. Yeah. I wonder if your own food, your own leftovers in that situation are kind of like your own farts.

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And that you think it's fine and good and you don't really notice it at all because it's yours. Like you're salivating at the thought of it. Yeah, and you're repulsed. And I'm hating it.

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Chapter 5: What is the Sober Dilemma that Keyzie faces?

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And Pugs is hating it. And Kate was hating it. I think... Specifically a fish curry, though. I gave it no thought at all. And I'm not an inconsiderate person, but I gave it absolutely zero thought that I put it in the microwave for eight minutes and just let it bounce around the goddamn office out there. So my apologies. No, it smells good to me.

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Chapter 6: What exciting plans are coming up for the team on the show?

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You love it, eh?

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105.373 - 115.754 Jason Hoyte

He loves it, bro. It makes me feel hungry, actually. Yeah. What are you talking about? Smelling his curry made me feel hungry. Yeah, right, okay. Yeah, yeah.

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115.814 - 120.206 Mike Minogue

How are you going, Keezy? Good, fellas. Yeah, I'm going really good.

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Chapter 7: How does the team plan to lighten their workload?

120.246 - 123.695 Mike Minogue

Better than yesterday. Yeah, good. Yeah, better. Do you reckon tomorrow brand new? Yeah.

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124.497 - 124.858 Mike Minogue

Oh!

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The day after.

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126.121 - 127.002 Mike Minogue

Day after Thursday.

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Thursday for you.

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I'll be brand new at the day and loo, all right, fellas?

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Brand new at the day and loo. Is it taking you three days to get over a hangover these days, is it?

134.331 - 136.133 Mike Minogue

No, not... Like, I'm 90% of the way there.

Chapter 8: What is the team's proposal for engaging listeners?

281.427 - 284.513 Mike Minogue

So just kind of see if maybe one of the listeners can put me up for a while.

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284.493 - 286.715 Jason Hoyte

But we'll get into that. Yeah, good stuff, mate.

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Here's the killers. The Hauraki Big Show. Weekdays from 4 on Radio Hauraki.

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292.501 - 315.482 Jason Hoyte

Yes, indeed. Radiohead there on the Radio Hauraki Big Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time is 14 minutes past 4 o'clock and old Keezy's in a bit of a bind at the moment. He's in the process of selling his house and then he's going to buy a house and there's going to be a dead zone period where he's going to have nowhere to live. So he needs someone... To bill it out, old Keezy.

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315.542 - 334.716 Mike Minogue

That's that sorted. That's that sorted. Done. All right, throw to the next song. No, so you're right. My wife and I have done research into this. And the best way for us to buy our next property in a competitive market is to be unconditional. So you're not relying on selling your house to buy another house. So you've already sold your house.

334.696 - 351.577 Mike Minogue

And you've got hundreds and hundreds and millions of dollars. Some might say millions. Ready to go, and then you see a house you like, and then you buy it. However, we've got to wait for the right house. As soon as my house is sold, that house isn't available. Certainly at the moment, looking around, there's not a lot.

351.598 - 367.53 Jason Hoyte

There's not a lot there, Jase. So what you're effectively saying, Keezy, is it's an indefinite period. I don't know yet. I mean, I don't know about you guys, but, you know, someone coming to stay at my place for an indefinite period is not appealing. So maybe we need to break it up a bit.

367.55 - 380.253 Jason Hoyte

My wife and I did discuss the idea of you guys coming, moving into the apartment with us, but I just don't think we could abide the midnight steamers. I mean, I'm just being honest.

380.293 - 392.597 Mike Minogue

What if I could try and change the schedule? I know that's kind of how I've been operating for years now, but I could try and shift it later, like 2 a.m.? Well, that could possibly work. A 2 a.m. steamer is better than a midnight one.

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