OUTRO: Beer Money Budgeting

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Mike Minogue 0:00
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Jase Hoyte 0:05
G unit.
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Jason Hoyte 0:18
G'day, fellas. Pepper. Hello. What's your opinion, fellas, on the knee-length boot? Woman or man? Woman. Sweet.
It's funny, actually. It immediately brings back a memory. They used to call them back in the day now, put your fingers in the ears of your kids, especially if you're driving. Oh, no. What have I unleashed here? But they used to call them fuck me boots. Oh. Wow.

What are the hosts' thoughts on knee-length boots?

Yeah. A knee-high boot on a woman.
Jason Hoyte 0:48
Really? You don't remember that? Oh, it's just someone walked past, and I was like, I've always been kind of... Yeah. It's a bold look. And look...
You're full of bold looks, Jase.
Jason Hoyte 0:58
Yeah, when it comes to bold looks with your boots, what do you Jase onto it? Yeah. You're still not wearing them, Jase. Yeah, I wore them today. Oh, did you? Where are they? At home. Just around the house. These are actually them. They're your shoes. These are actually them.
Those are your blunts. No, those are a man's shoes that you're wearing.
Jason Hoyte 1:18
These are my boots.
No, no. What do you call the other ones? Your heels.
Jason Hoyte 1:25
My other boots. You're going out boots. They're my bloodstones, yeah. No, those are your bloodstones.
Mike Minogue 1:30
I'm reading it. These are a man's boot. Size seven.
They're not chaos and harmony, man.
Mike Minogue 1:37
That's true. I think too with women's, but I have no idea until I see someone wearing it. To be honest, I have no idea. I assume they'd look nice. Who knows? I don't care. Who am I to tell a woman what to wear?
Jason Hoyte 1:50
Why are you always yucking all over their ix? What do you mean yucking their ix? video we just did where we were pirates. Someone had knee-length boots and it was a fella.
Mike Minogue 1:59
It was Prebs. Yeah, Prebs. Oh, was it? Yeah. Fuck yeah, but he was putting out the vibes as well, though. Yeah.
He's a mad dog.
Mike Minogue 2:05
Honestly, he is a mad dog. He is.
I'm doing Dry July. Are you? No. Are you actual? Well, I was because it's Beer and Pie July.
Mike Minogue 2:18
Well, it's the second day. Did you get on the piss already?
No, I'm doing good so far.
Mike Minogue 2:22
Okay, good.
But I've got to... But I got an invite come through for a thing on Saturday.
Mike Minogue 2:28
A biggie?
Yeah, it's a biggie. And my wife told me I have to go to it.
Mike Minogue 2:34
Right. She's like the person that makes you fun. You know what I mean?
I don't want to be fun. I know. I want to feel good.
Jason Hoyte 2:43
I've told you the story of people that I know very, very well. And they were like... Oh, you're so boring when you're off the piss. And he'd been off the piss for years. Oh, yeah, yeah. And he got back on it. Yeah, yeah.
Not good. And then she broke up with him. Yeah. But, like, good for a few months there. Yeah, I'm not on that level. No. Thankfully. Yeah, okay. Well... Well, my wife's not in the sense that she loves it. Yeah. Oh, God.
Jason Hoyte 3:15
It's not easy when your partner enjoys a drink.
Well, she's not even drinking because she's doing Dry July. Oh, she is? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But she thinks I should go to it.
Mike Minogue 3:25
Is it a 50th?
No, no, it's just a bunch of like-minded individuals.
Mike Minogue 3:29
Oh, God. Yeah. Fucking hell. Fucking hell. Haggle of keysies. That's right. No, no, no. A chorus of sickos. Mogi's going to a bunch of like-minded mogis. It's a mogi meet somewhere.

How is Dry July affecting the hosts' drinking habits?

Mike Minogue 3:44
Yeah. Oh, definitely.
But it'll be good. I guess it just means I have to pull off for one more weekend. But I am kind of over it because also the wife has had a film job. She finds out about that in about a week or so, whether it's leaving the country or not. So my thing is we've just got to knock the piss on the head because straight away we'll save like two grand a week.
Jason Hoyte 4:05
Yeah.
It ain't cheap. It's not cheap, man. I told you about that place I went to which was four drinks and three tiny tacos for 140 bucks. What the fuck is that about, man?
Mike Minogue 4:15
It's madness. You could lock yourself in with a 12 box of export and a pie.
Yeah, and fucking hate yourself.
Mike Minogue 4:22
Yeah, it would be awesome.
Jason Hoyte 4:23
Oh, I can't ask that question. How much would you spend a week on piss, Keezy, from your fun account?
He's not drinking much at all this year. He's meant to be the fun one out of this group because we're old and we're over it.

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