OUTRO: Hunting Hoyte

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What are the hosts talking about at the top of the episode and why are they subdued?

Mike Minogue 0:00
Here we go. Here we go.
Karl Urban 0:01
For all you mad bastards loving the Big Show Podcast, get up even closer on Instagram, YouTube, and TikTok.
Jase Hoyte 0:11
Or Raw Doggy.
Jason Hoyte 0:12
Four to seven every weekday on Radio Hodaki. Oh, g'day, fellas. Hello. Hello. Yeah, man. Friday! Doesn't feel like it. Friday night, great night for football. I'm feeling a little bit woozy, actually, from doing that little... We just filmed a video and I was doing little runs and I feel a bit light-headed.
Karl Urban 0:36
When you say little, you're absolutely right. It was about three feet. So if you're woozy after that, mate, big panic. The fittest guy on the big show.
Jason Hoyte 0:44
But you're forgetting the ones that we started off with were at least 20 metres long. Yeah, I was there as well. Four times.
Karl Urban 0:51
Pugs was piggybacking somebody during it.
Jason Hoyte 0:54
Yeah, I know. But that was Beck, though. She weighs nothing.
Mike Minogue 0:59
Who do you reckon would be heavier, Hoity J or Beck?
Jason Hoyte 1:02
Beck. I mean me. Me.

Why is Jason feeling woozy after filming and what do they say about fitness?

Jason Hoyte 1:06
I was actually just saying to Pugs before, I'm eating a heap more than I used to eat back in the day, so that's good.
Karl Urban 1:12
You can show. You can see, I mean. You can tell. That's right. I'm ballooning out. But you'll be eating more because you're exercising more, aren't you, mate? Totally, totally.
Jason Hoyte 1:24
And I think I'm only feeling woozy because I just jiggled shit around because I was pounding the pavement doing a ridiculous run.
Mike Minogue 1:31
What did you have for lunch?
Jason Hoyte 1:33
I don't know that I had lunch.
Mike Minogue 1:35
So you haven't eaten today at all?
Jason Hoyte 1:36
No, I had bacon and eggs this morning. How was that? It was really good, Mogi.
Karl Urban 1:40
It's a bit of a treat when you have it now and again. What kind of egg did you go with?
Jason Hoyte 1:43
Poached. So I air fry my bacon. And then I poach an egg. Beautiful. I'm white toast too. We don't usually have white bread in our house.
Karl Urban 1:54
What egg did you go for, eh?
Jason Hoyte 1:55
Yeah, just the one. Just the one. Wait, how many of you guys usually run a couple? I do three. Oh, okay.
Karl Urban 2:01
But I do a three-egg scramble really. I bang mine in the microwave.
Mike Minogue 2:06
Scramble. Yeah, a lot of people do. My mum taught me the way that she makes it in the frying pan. It's so fucking good. Parsley and shit in there.
Jason Hoyte 2:14
Now, you guys are going to get annoyed by this.
Mike Minogue 2:16
I put my frying pans, because it's a solid steel one, iron one, or stainless, whatever the fuck it is, in the dishwasher.
Jason Hoyte 2:21
Right. Yeah, it's great. True story. This is going to annoy you, but just bear with me. Made the most perfect scrambled eggs in my life the other day, and it took like... 30 seconds. I just must have had the temperature right. There was heaps of butter in there. I put the eggs in, just did a bit of a movement of it, just another little bit of movement. Just a little movement and then douche, it was done in 30 seconds.
Karl Urban 2:49
As a non-stick kind of guy.
Jason Hoyte 2:51
Yeah, it was non-stick. Well, I've got a stainless steel as well.
Mike Minogue 2:54
Was it Teflon or stainless?
Jason Hoyte 2:56
Stainless. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stainless Teflon. Stainless Teflon, yeah.
Mike Minogue 3:00
The key is to get it up to temperature, then add the oil.
Karl Urban 3:02
For a scramble. Do you do oil for a scramble? I do butter for a scramble.
Mike Minogue 3:06
No, sorry, not for a scramble. But if you're ever cooking with stainless and you want it to be non-stick.
Karl Urban 3:10
That's the trick.

How do the hosts compare breakfast habits and scrambled egg techniques?

Karl Urban 3:11
Get up to 10. That's what they don't tell you.
Mike Minogue 3:12
And then put the oil. Don't just put the pan on the oven and then straight away put oil.
Jason Hoyte 3:17
You fuck it. It was a complete fluke and I just went, wow, that's cool. But I haven't been able to replicate it since. Never mind, man. It was good for the time that it did work.
Karl Urban 3:27
Just live in the moment, man. Good chat as well.
Jason Hoyte 3:29
Totally. Good chat.
Karl Urban 3:30
What's the plan for the weekends, assholes?
Mike Minogue 3:32
Work at Sky.
Karl Urban 3:34
Yeah, boy, get it.
Mike Minogue 3:35
Because for the next two weeks, for the listeners, I've gone back to the job that I started at in broadcasting, which is like writing and voicing for The Crowd Goes Wild. And it's great. And I'm in there today. And I'm in there at like 9, which isn't even that early. No. But I'm in there. I'm at my computer there. And I'm typing. And I'm looking up at stuff. And I'm just like, ah. You know, it's just like, I don't want to do this shit anymore, man.
Karl Urban 3:56
But it's pretty good. It's pretty good. It just shows how good you got it.

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