OUTRO: "The Disclaimer"

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What disclaimer do the hosts give about explicit content at the start?

Jason Hoyte 0:00
Yeah, g'day, you massive backbones. It's Hootie J here from the Big Show. Just to put a little disclaimer on this particular podcast. Jason's had a shocker. It's filthy as.
Unknown 0:09
So if you've got kids in the car, don't play it in front of them, all right? Shocker. For all you mad bastards loving the Big Show podcast, get up even closer on Instagram, YouTube, and TikTok. Or Raw Dog It. Four to seven every weekday.
Jason Hoyte 0:26
On Radio Hauraki. Oh, g'day fellas.
Karl Urban 0:31
Hello.
Jason Hoyte 0:32
Good stuff, eh?
Karl Urban 0:33
That's how we do it, man.
Jason Hoyte 0:34
Bloody crisp today, wasn't it, gents? Not by the time you wake up. No, I didn't wake up.
Karl Urban 0:41
Wake up at ten.
Jason Hoyte 0:42
I actually woke up quite early, Mogi, because... What time did you wake up? This is classic. My daughter's dog's sitting again, right? Yeah. And the lady said to her, could you be there by seven? And she was effing and jeffing last night because – For a teenager, that's like what? That is just heinous. And so my wife got up very early to take her to this place. And so I woke up when my wife got up. And anyway, they're driving there and my daughter texts the woman and says, I'm on my way. And she said, what do you mean? I mean seven tonight. And she was like, oh, fuck.
Mike Minogue 1:24
Fuck, that was infuriating.
Jason Hoyte 1:25
Fuck. And my wife didn't want to get up at that time either, I might add.
Mike Minogue 1:29
I bet she didn't.
Jason Hoyte 1:29
She was filthy.
Mike Minogue 1:31
And so was she going around at seven tonight? Yes.
Karl Urban 1:34
And you were at home, weren't you, making love to yourself? Yeah.
Jason Hoyte 1:39
I was in my bed beating off, Keezy. Beating off Keezy. No, you weren't. I remember that. I wasn't actually. I'd pay to see that. I don't know how you guys are, but I'm one of those people that once I wake up, I cannot stay in bed.

How did a dog‑sitting mix‑up lead to an early morning rant?

Jason Hoyte 1:56
I can't do it. I have to get up.
Mike Minogue 1:58
I'll stay in bed. If I've got nothing on, I'll stay in bed. You'll get beaten off by Hootie Jay. Once I've been beaten off by Hootie Jay and he sort of makes himself scarce.
Jason Hoyte 2:07
I get the little towel and wipe my hands, then you get up.
Mike Minogue 2:10
Then I'll lie in bed in a sort of pool of my own filth for about 20 minutes on Instagram there. Yeah. And then I go, ah, fuck this, and then get up. Yeah. But not lately, fellas, because I've been working. I'm a working boy.
Jason Hoyte 2:21
But I'm serious, though. I mean, once you wake up, do you get up or do you – Depends.
Karl Urban 2:26
I've had a few wake-ups over the last week or so where I wake up about – 4.30 or 5? Yes. And I've actually gone back to sleep. Yeah, that's good. Which is very nice because the wife's not working. And so that's been good. But this morning I woke up at 4.30, stayed there and then got up at 5. Yeah. And did a little bit of work.
Jason Hoyte 2:45
Because my wife's like that.
Karl Urban 2:47
But I like it.
Jason Hoyte 2:47
I like it. Yeah, my wife wakes up and can go and make a cup of coffee or something. Yeah. And then just be in bed for an hour and a half reading. Oh, I can't do that. I can't do it. Nah. I don't know. I just get angsty.
Karl Urban 2:58
Yeah, same. Got to get out and about, man.
Jason Hoyte 3:00
Yeah, and I got to get my blood flowing.
Karl Urban 3:02
I get up. I put my PJs on because I sleep nude, Keezy. So do I. Just rage. And put on my PJs. Then I go into the office, turn the little heater on there and the lamp. Then I go out into the lounge there, turn the heat pump on. Yes. Then I go into the old kitchen there and make myself a piece of toast, Keezy. A piece of toast and a stovetop coffee. And into the office I go.
Mike Minogue 3:28
Fuck, that's boring.
Karl Urban 3:29
You love that?
Mike Minogue 3:29
Into the office, bit of work rest of the day. Come see the films.
Karl Urban 3:32
I get up. It's funny, isn't it? I fucking love it. That's great. I can't wait to see what's coming. What little stuff am I doing on my little computer there?
Mike Minogue 3:41
But that's the thing.

Why do the hosts debate getting out of bed versus staying in?

Mike Minogue 3:42
You're working on something exciting.
Yeah.
Mike Minogue 3:44
Wow.
Karl Urban 3:45
You're building something.
Mike Minogue 3:47
You love it and you're invested in it.
Karl Urban 3:49
You're working on something you hate.
Mike Minogue 3:49
Whereas I'm working on something that I don't really hate. However, you're getting paid. I am getting paid. But I don't hate it at all. I'm not getting that dopamine thing of like, oh, I've contributed because it's gone.
Karl Urban 4:01
Not everything is going to be, you know, there's certain levels of things. Some stuff is writing for a national TV show, Commonwealth Games. Coverage. Yeah. then you've got Horty J jerking you off.

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