OUTRO: "The Disclaimer"
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What disclaimer do the hosts give about explicit content at the start?
Yeah, g'day, you massive backbones. It's Hootie J here from the Big Show. Just to put a little disclaimer on this particular podcast. Jason's had a shocker. It's filthy as.
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On Radio Hauraki. Oh, g'day fellas.
Hello.
Good stuff, eh?
That's how we do it, man.
Bloody crisp today, wasn't it, gents? Not by the time you wake up. No, I didn't wake up.
Wake up at ten.
I actually woke up quite early, Mogi, because... What time did you wake up? This is classic. My daughter's dog's sitting again, right? Yeah. And the lady said to her, could you be there by seven? And she was effing and jeffing last night because – For a teenager, that's like what? That is just heinous. And so my wife got up very early to take her to this place. And so I woke up when my wife got up. And anyway, they're driving there and my daughter texts the woman and says, I'm on my way. And she said, what do you mean? I mean seven tonight. And she was like, oh, fuck.
Fuck, that was infuriating.
Fuck. And my wife didn't want to get up at that time either, I might add.
I bet she didn't.
She was filthy.
And so was she going around at seven tonight? Yes.
And you were at home, weren't you, making love to yourself? Yeah.
I was in my bed beating off, Keezy. Beating off Keezy. No, you weren't. I remember that. I wasn't actually. I'd pay to see that. I don't know how you guys are, but I'm one of those people that once I wake up, I cannot stay in bed.
How did a dog‑sitting mix‑up lead to an early morning rant?
I can't do it. I have to get up.
I'll stay in bed. If I've got nothing on, I'll stay in bed. You'll get beaten off by Hootie Jay. Once I've been beaten off by Hootie Jay and he sort of makes himself scarce.
I get the little towel and wipe my hands, then you get up.
Then I'll lie in bed in a sort of pool of my own filth for about 20 minutes on Instagram there. Yeah. And then I go, ah, fuck this, and then get up. Yeah. But not lately, fellas, because I've been working. I'm a working boy.
But I'm serious, though. I mean, once you wake up, do you get up or do you – Depends.
I've had a few wake-ups over the last week or so where I wake up about – 4.30 or 5? Yes. And I've actually gone back to sleep. Yeah, that's good. Which is very nice because the wife's not working. And so that's been good. But this morning I woke up at 4.30, stayed there and then got up at 5. Yeah. And did a little bit of work.
Because my wife's like that.
But I like it.
I like it. Yeah, my wife wakes up and can go and make a cup of coffee or something. Yeah. And then just be in bed for an hour and a half reading. Oh, I can't do that. I can't do it. Nah. I don't know. I just get angsty.
Yeah, same. Got to get out and about, man.
Yeah, and I got to get my blood flowing.
I get up. I put my PJs on because I sleep nude, Keezy. So do I. Just rage. And put on my PJs. Then I go into the office, turn the little heater on there and the lamp. Then I go out into the lounge there, turn the heat pump on. Yes. Then I go into the old kitchen there and make myself a piece of toast, Keezy. A piece of toast and a stovetop coffee. And into the office I go.
Fuck, that's boring.
You love that?
Into the office, bit of work rest of the day. Come see the films.
I get up. It's funny, isn't it? I fucking love it. That's great. I can't wait to see what's coming. What little stuff am I doing on my little computer there?
But that's the thing.
Why do the hosts debate getting out of bed versus staying in?
You're working on something exciting.
Yeah.
Wow.
You're building something.
You love it and you're invested in it.
You're working on something you hate.
Whereas I'm working on something that I don't really hate. However, you're getting paid. I am getting paid. But I don't hate it at all. I'm not getting that dopamine thing of like, oh, I've contributed because it's gone.
Not everything is going to be, you know, there's certain levels of things. Some stuff is writing for a national TV show, Commonwealth Games. Coverage. Yeah. then you've got Horty J jerking you off.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What disclaimer do the hosts give about explicit content at the start?
0:00–1:56
2
How did a dog‑sitting mix‑up lead to an early morning rant?
1:56–3:42
3
Why do the hosts debate getting out of bed versus staying in?
3:42–7:56
4
What are each host’s typical morning routines and rituals?
7:56–8:50
5
How do the hosts joke about work, creativity, and chasing a dopamine high?
8:50–11:00