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What is the opening banter and show intro for The Hauraki Big Show?
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Oh good day, Fields. Great one.
Hello.
How's everyone going today? Everyone good? I tell you what, geez. I'm really excited. Went for a couple of walks today. Not big ones, just around the city. And uh she's warming up, fellas. You reckon? Yeah, totally okay.
Yeah, well
that's right. It's pretty cool. It's got spring vibes about it and I'm stoked.
Is there anybody um that loves falling for an early spring like you, Horty Jay? I don't think there is. Every single year we go through this the early dawn. Oh, the warmer season, you like you get all excited, and then you're back. Normally you're already fuming. Yeah. And then it gets in and it's like warms up. You're like, yes, you might get a week of good weather. I'm like, man, it's gonna turn. It's gonna turn. Then it turns again. I know. And then you
Jeffin and Jeffin again. He says, Spring has sprung, fellas. He does. Every time. That's right. What I actually
what I actually said was uh I'm getting spring vibes. I'm not saying it has sprung. No, but it's very walking a fine line. But having said that, Mogie, it's been a very mild winter. We can't complain. It's been fucking
amazing. It's been a great winter and uh a few cold snaps, obviously. You wouldn't want to be homeless, as we've discussed. Yes.
How do the hosts describe the early‑spring vibes and the coming weather?
Um but I expect there's gonna be a fucking shitload of rain.
Yeah, I think so too. More than usual. Um it's gonna be moist. It's gonna be moist, fellas. Wet. How was your uh little date last night? Yeah, I'll get into it
on the show. Okay. I'd imagine so. With a date, man. You're not gonna not talk about a date.
Well, it was kind of just me and Mogey in a store together. Yeah. It wasn't romantic. Well, I thought
maybe it was. The pics they look pretty romantic and you romantic. UK. You were he was
hammering the red wines old keys. You see he spots a red wine mate, he's straight in there. Straight into the free espresso martinis.
Well, um, Keyesy was giving me when I came in today sort of two AM vibes. You know, like things kick your date kicked on, you'd had a few wines. I was
at a no leaming store till two AM.
And then there was a spa pool involved.
That's right, yeah, in the store.
Um and maybe a bit of love making. I don't know. I'm just I'm just hazarding a guess. I was just
saying you're not a million miles away. Yeah, I'm not a little bit more than a little bit.
You should have seen 'cause there were uh mushroom aren't chinis. There
were.
And these little like beef cheek croquettes.
Yeah, they were all good.
And I just said to the waiter, I said, Can you just
keep 'em
grab all those trays and just um tip them on the floor in the bathroom.
Yeah. Yeah.
And then I sort of got unchanged just down in my boxes and then just got down on all fours and just started mowing it.
Even and the pork uh pork belly as well. Yeah, the pork belly was good on the change. Yeah, Paul Belly was good on the stage. Nice.
Nice. I had my first Ara Araucini um Arancini about a month to Europe. That's why my week off. We were up in old Maticana there. And my wife bought one at the markets and it was bloody delicious. Was it this big? It was it was about that big. It was like X shades.
It's about
ten centimeters.
That's too big. That's not an Aracini ball.
Uh well it's so
you're thinking of a Scot.
You bought a Scotch eggman.
No, it wasn't a Scotch egg.
It was from an Italian joint and it was beautiful. But just because it's
Italian doesn't make it an Arogen. Like that big.
Why are the hosts debating whether the fried rice ball is an arancini or a meatball?
What shape was it triangle shaped? No, it was spherical. It was spherical and you bought it from an Italian joint? What was in
it? And it was rice. Yeah, that's it. Um sort of beefy sort of thing. Fucking delicious.
It's a
meatball.
You put a meatball there.
With rice in it. Do you guys do your meatballs with rice, do you? Oh wow.
Well actually they don't do it with rice, they do it with risotto.
Fellows, I just want to qu uh quick comment on that woman who um did the drawings of us all looking like Frankenstein.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the opening banter and show intro for The Hauraki Big Show?
0:00–1:33
2
How do the hosts describe the early‑spring vibes and the coming weather?
1:33–3:40
3
Why are the hosts debating whether the fried rice ball is an arancini or a meatball?
3:40–5:22
4
What stories do they share about Europe trips and why New Zealand feels like a holiday?
5:22–7:23
5
How does the ‘backbone’ metaphor relate to holding down the fort while the crew travels?
7:23–9:15
6
Why are the hosts talking about vaping, smoking hazards, and apartment rules?
9:15–10:51
7
What funny anecdotes involve the weird art, ashtray, and game‑making crew?
10:51–11:24
8
How do they wrap up the episode and promote the show’s schedule?
11:24–11:33