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What is the opening banter and how does the show introduce its segments?
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Welcome along to the Hodaki Breakfast. There we go. There we go. There we go. There we go. It's the twenty fourth of
September twenty twenty six. My name's Jeremy Wells. This is my nice Joe. Let me tell you something for free. Uh I am not tackling a criminal as they run out of a shop at 'em all. I just heard that the expanded citizens arrest uh powers have I dunno come into effect or something. What do I care if someone's robbing a shop? I'm also probably not gonna get into a sword fight with someone at a dairy, respectfully. I think you know Are you? What happened to Swift Justice? I
thought you were a vigilante system yourself that was moving around in your Suzuki Swift dishing out vigilante justice or is that just contained to road rage issues?
That's mostly um to do with traffic. Yeah, I work closely with Auckland Transport Council and Ewe to to make sure that traffic keeps flowing. Um but I'm not gonna get into a a knife fight with a guy who's, you know, stolen some ciggies. Okay Okay,
well what about if the what about if it's a really small kid? Uh You know, who you can clearly take down.
They don't have a knife? Yeah. Yeah, probably play dust that kid, didn't you? Yeah, for me it's about size. But then the other thing is so so I so what does the citizens arrest do? 'Ca I can't take 'em down to the cells, you know, and chuck him in the slammer. So do I have to just sit there with this kid for until a cop gets there? Yeah, you sit on top of them with
your with your knees on their shoulders and you do the typewriter on their head.
I don't want to do any of this though. Does is anybody out there actually wanna do a citizens arrest? Why did they bring this in? Is anyone like oh thank God, finally I can citizens arrest
someone? I don't know. I don't understand it. Give us a call, O eight hundred Hodicky, O eight hundred four two eight seven two five. If you wanna take the kick off. If you wanna
if you wanna citizens arrest someone. Um for me this morning, can I get a little bit of old school Queens of the Stone Age, regular John, please?
Certainly can.
Should
we kick the song should we kick the show off with that or um I've got an idea, uh you only live once by the strokes. O eight hundred hodky 0800-428-725. One caller decides how we start the show.
Finish. Prefer your sh your uh
If you wanna come on board with mine.
Yeah, well I picked mine last night but then I've woken up this morning in a different mood.
Oh, feel
free to come on board. If you Actually, hold on, hold on, hold on. If you're yielding if you wanna yield I'll do you one better than that. four two eight seven two five Oh
okay you gonna text in?
Yeah.
No, hold on. Y you calling in? Oh here he is. Good morning. Welcome to the show. Who are we talking to?
Um Maniah.
Good day Maniah, how are you?
Good, thank you. Um can I vote for the kickoff, please?
Yep, sure.
Can I pick Jerry's song?
Yep, you only live once by the strokes.
Yeah.
Okay, no worries at all. Let's kick the show off with the strokes. Are you the still there? Oh.
Zahra you guys trick your listeners over and
off. Jerry and Maniah, the Hodaki Breakfast.
There was something in the news there about the
Ombudsman. That one gets me every s I I gotta gotta be honest, full disclosure here. Um there is a tab open on my Googly right now saying what is an ombudsman? I don't know what it That word comes up all the time. It's only ever in headlines, though. But have you ever been at a pub and gone, Hey, I'm Minaira, I'm talking to a Tim Cambridge or Oh hi, I'm Tim, I'm an ombudsman. Well, is there only one ombudsman? Oh my god, is there is there actually I'm pretty sure
there's only a single ombudsman in New Zealand.
I thought there were multiple ombudsmen for various different things.
I think there's only one ombudsman.
Well I thought there was a guild of ombudsmen
or woman. Oh yeah, but that's it. What happens if the ombudsman's a woman?
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the opening banter and how does the show introduce its segments?
0:01β8:10
2
What is a citizenβs arrest and why are the hosts debating its use?
8:10β16:44
3
Who is the Ombudsman and what role does this office play in Newβ―Zealand?
16:44β24:51
4
Why did Jeremy join a tennis club and what facilities does it offer?
24:51β34:10
5
How is Drβ―Riley Elliott helping tag greatβwhite sharks for research?
34:10β45:10
6
What are the proposed changes to Super Rugby and why is NZ Rugby considering them?
45:10β54:01
7
What animal sound are listeners trying to identify on Animal Sound Thursday?
54:01β1:03:04
8
Which classic Newβ―Zealand ads are being remembered and why do they matter?
1:03:04β1:19:20
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