The Hauraki Breakfast Podcast

Podcast Intro August 22 - Mental Health Monday - Let's chat

21 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Matt talks about why we need to talk more...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Show Highlights August 22 - Red before bed is dead.

21 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Daddy ruined the den with a horrific red wine incident. Plus, Jerry tries Daddy's P.S.A!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Podcast Intro August 19 - How much are caravans?

18 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Matt and Jerry Show Exclusive: The Taskmaster NZ caravan has gone rogue!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Show Highlights August 19 - Puffer jackets are penis...

18 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

What's the most kiwi item of clothing? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Podcast Intro August 18 - Farts, plants and peeing in pools

17 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Jerry, Matt and Stager get fact! (Mash is still suspended)...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Show Highlights August 18 - Penis or Genius: Automatic Vehicles

17 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Are autos P or G? And Matt's news reading debut. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Podcast Intro August 17 - "Matt & Jerry Make Shit T.V" Says Qualified Expert...

17 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys are joined by Nick Holm, who as spent far too much time looking at the history of New Zealand's comedy television... See omnystudio.com/list...

Show Highlights August 17 - A Parking Disaster & Mash Gets Suspended...

17 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Matt finds himself in a highly complex parking situation, and Mash makes one too many mistakes...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Podcast Intro August 16 - Nicknames...

15 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys look to clarify the shows nicknames...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Show Highlights August 16 - Jimmy Carr & Fantasy Boozies...

15 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

 The boys are joined by Jimmy Carr ahead of his NZ tour, and what are The Four Pillars Of Fantasy?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information...

Podcast Intro August 15 - Howzat, Sherbet...

14 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys look to replace the Chris Rea with an Aussy banger...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Show Highlights August 15 - Cheese Rolls & One Hand On The Cup...

14 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys rejoice as the All Blacks show signs of improvement & a cheese roll interrupts a NPC game in Southland....See omnystudio.com/listener for...

Podcast Intro August 12 - A Look Behind The Curtains...

11 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys are in a hurry, so they rush through some behind the scenes admin...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Show Highlights August 12 - Jerry Takes A Pounding...

11 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Jerry takes a pounding and Matt wakes up with the chills...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Podcast Intro August 11 - Fact Check...

11 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The standings are slipping... Fast!!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Show Highlights August 11 - Ross Taylor's Pants & Sleeping On The Job...

11 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Ross Taylor joins the boys ahead of his book launch & Matt has a solution for shop front security... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy info...

Podcast Intro August 10 - South Africa's Fucked... (Feat. Urzila Carlson)

09 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys are joined by Urzila Carlson...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Show Highlights August 10 - Party Hard & Eat Cheese...

09 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys look to find New Zealand's Party Capital, and what is the oldest thing you can find in your fridge....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy...

Podcast Intro August 9 - Hot Sauce & Breast Milk...

08 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the podcast, the boys are joined by founder of the 'Kaitaia Fire Hot Sauce' to talk all things spicy...See omnystudio.com/listener for privac...

Show Highlights August 9 - Ram Raids & Sandra Dee...

08 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys get deep in ram raids...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Podcast Intro August 8 - Nude Chess...

07 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

A new low...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Show Highlights August 8 - Time To Rake Over The Coals...

07 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys look to find some positives from the All Blacks performance, and the Commonwealth Games come to a close...See omnystudio.com/listener for pri...

Podcast Intro August 5 - Same Story Different Day...

05 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys introduce a new ad format, and go back to the infamous 1998 incident and Larnach's Castle...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informati...

Show Highlights August 5 - New Zealand's Worst Intersection...

05 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys prepare themselves for a nerve racking All Blacks Match this weekend, and they find NZ's Worst Intersection...See omnystudio.com/listener for...

Podcast Intro August 4 - Round The Back To Get Fact..

03 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Its Thursday, so the team is back for another Get Fact Thursday...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Show Highlights August 4 - Its Spitting Gold...

03 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The Commonwealth Games are really heating up, and the boys host an hour of love in celebration of Matt's new T.V show...See omnystudio.com/listener fo...

Podcast Intro August 3 - The Body Corp...

02 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Josh Thomson joins the boys to discuss everything from meth in Nazi Germany to "Body Corps"...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Show Highlights August 3 - Two Hands On The Mast...

02 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Jerry has a new Rod Stewart theory, and Matt goes crazy on a cruise ship...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Podcast Intro August 2 - Piss Up A Rope...

01 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys take a look at some song they think summarise them best... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Show Highlights August 2 - Jerry's Pussy Haiku...

01 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Jerry is asked to write a poem in memory of his dead cat, and Matt gets into trouble on twitter...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Podcast Intro August 1 - Loose & Limber...

01 Aug 2022

Contributed by Lukas

the boys work their way back into the week with a bit of a Monday Loosener... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Show Highlights August 1 - Wall To Wall Commonwealth...

31 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys take a look at some of the highlights of the Commonwealth games so far, and find out what people are buying with their cost of living payment...

Podcast Intro July 29 - Take It Out Back And Shoot It...

28 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Perhaps the worst podcast of all time...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Show Highlights July 29 - Social Experiments & A Dilly Jingle...

28 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Jerry continues to test out Matt with his coffee related social experiments and Daddy's Dilly gets a Jingle....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy...

Podcast Intro July 28 - Can I Get A Fact Up In This Biatch...

27 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Get Fact Thursdays Is back...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Show Highlights July 28 - The Toasted Sandwich...

27 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys look for The Four Pillars Of The Toasted Sandwich...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Podcast Intro July 27 - Paul Ego Converts A Duck...

27 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys are joined by New Zealand comedian, Paul Ego...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Show Highlights July 27 - Jerry's Revenge & A Whole Lotta Dilly...

27 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Jerry gets his revenge has the boys go head to head in a prank war, and Matt seeks professional help with his Dilly...See omnystudio.com/listener for ...

Show Highlights July 26 - "Daddy's Dilly" & Jerry Gets Pranked...

25 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Matt finally announces what he has been working on while on holiday, and Jerry gets a taste of his own medicine...See omnystudio.com/listener for priv...

Podcast Intro July 26 - We See What You're Doing Prince...

25 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys take a look at the real meaning behind Prince's biggest hits...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Show Highlights July 25 - Matt's Horse Riding & Vaping In School...

24 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Jerry discovers the truth about Matt's childhood horse riding, and vaping is taking over high school bathrooms up and down the country...See omnystudi...

Podcast Intro July 25 - WE'RE BACK BIIAAATTCCHHEESS...

24 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

After a one week holiday the boys are back to their old selves as they tell each other what song they would be, if they were a song....See omnystudio....

Podcast Intro July 15 - Sheryl The Cleaner...

14 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Jerry's cleaner Sheryl, infiltrates the podcast intro... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Show Highlights July 15 - A Dead Mans Tie...

14 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Jerry discuss the quirky new gift hes receiving at Seven Sharp, and Matts caught with some suspicious rubbish in his car...See omnystudio.com/listener...

Podcast Intro July 14 - Tabling Some Audio...

14 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The team are back for another Get Fact Thursday....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Show Highlights July 14 -To Sauce, Or Not To Sauce...

13 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Today on the show, the boys take a deep dive into which pies deserves sauce and which dont....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Podcast Intro July 13 - The Commandments Of Life... (feat. Justine Smith)

12 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys are joined by NZ Comedy icon, Justine SmithSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Show Highlights July 13 - Hold Music & Meth Lanes...

12 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys take a look at some of the most punishing hold music, and are the bike lanes on Auckland's K Road turning into meth lanes...See omnystudio.co...

Podcast Intro July 12 - Back Over The Classics...

11 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

the boys go back over some of the classic Podcast Intro stories...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Show Highlights July 12 - Jerry's Rude Awakening & Winter Hits hard...

11 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

In celebration of winter coming in hot, the boys look for The Four Pillars Of Winter...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Podcast Intro July 11 - Facing Those Fears...

10 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys discuss the challenges of facing your fears and how to find some courage...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Show Highlights July 11 - The Sporting Hall Of Shame...

10 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys look to inducts some athletes into 'Matt & Jerry's Sporting Hall Of Shame', and Jerry has a new T.V show hes enjoying a bit too much...Se...

Show Highlights July 8 - You Send It, We'll Read It...

07 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys introduce a new Friday Initiative, and Jerry explains love making to his son...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Podcast Intro July 8 - Oats, Massive Pest...

07 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Hall & Oats find a way to rail road another Chew Your Face Off Friday...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Podcast Intro July 7 - You Can Get Fact...

06 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

the team return with another set of facts for this weeks 'Get Fact Thursday'...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Show Highlights July 7 - Jerry's Disturbing Run & Mash Gets Caught...

06 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Mash is sighted committing a vape crime and Jerry has a interesting interaction on his daily jog...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information...

Podcast Intro July 6 - An Amsterdam Round Table...

05 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

After yesterdays podcast intro, the boys are forced to bring in a couple of Amsterdam witnesses to discus further detail...See omnystudio.com/listener...

Show Highlights July 6 - Jeremy Wells Gets A Boner...

05 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Jerry continues to cause controversy on live T.V and Matt discusses his grooming techniques...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Podcast Intro July 5 - Amsterdam Flashbacks...

04 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

the boys relive an interesting day in Amsterdam... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Show Highlights July 5 - Aussy Trading & Baz's Knighthood...

04 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

the boys look to find some things Jacinda Ardern should offer up as trade assets to Australia, and Baz McCullum seems to be on his way to a knighthood...

Podcast Intro July 4 - No More C Bombs...

03 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

the boys discuss drug addictions, and the importance of "Positive Ageing"...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Show Highlights July 4 - Independence Day...

03 Jul 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys look for the Four Pillars Of U.S.A, and Jerry has some bush trimming to do....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Show Highlights July 1 - Ensuite Etiquette

30 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Are you a ghoster or bomber?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Podcast Intro July 1 - Feel My Knees

30 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The team launch into the weekend with a Chew Your Face Off Special...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Podcast Intro June 30 - Get Fact Thursday

30 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

It's time... To get fact!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Show Highlights June 30 - Penis or Genius: The Pope

30 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Is the Pope... Penis or Genius?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Podcast Intro June 29 - The Notorious Pants Man

29 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

He's back!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Show Highlights June 29 - Milk Roulette

28 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Matt and Jerry discussed the art of an extra long lunch, before taking on a milk roulette challenge. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informat...

Show Highlights June 28 - Jerry's Painful Downstairs Operation

28 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Art Green joined us on the show to talk about Jerry's downstairs operation issues...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Podcast Intro June 28 - Verne Troyer The Pest

28 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The guys are back to answer an Office Hours question...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Podcast Intro June 27 - Placebos and Gazebos...

26 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Matt discuss's some of the ideas behind the Placebo... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Show Highlights June 27 - NZ's Best Route...

26 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The wait is finally over... Matt & Jerry look for New Zealand's Best Route.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Podcast Intro June 23 - Gravity Is A Fickle Mistress...

22 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The team is back for another Get Fact Thursday...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Show Highlights June 23 - Hillary Barry Reflects On 1000 Shows With Jeremy Wells...

22 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Hillary Barry reflects on 1000 7 Sharp shows, and the boys prepare for the long weekend See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Podcast Intro June 22 - A Cheeky On Matariki...

22 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The guys discuss some old broadcasting slip ups while under the influence...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Show Highlights June 22 - The Four Pillars Of Flat Meals...

21 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys look to find The Four Pillars Of Flat Meals...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Podcast Intro June 21 - Flogging In The Street...

20 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The guys are back to answer an Office Hours question...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Show Highlights June 21 - A Tinny At The Rugby & How Cold...

20 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Jerry goes to his first 15 rugby game in 30 years, and the shortest day of the year brings some cold weather...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy...

Podcast Intro June 20 - Mental Health Mondays...

19 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

the team regather after an eclectic weekend...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Show Highlights June 20 - "The Four Pillars Of Songs With Spoken Word"...

19 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

An Eden park "Disappointment" and the boys look for "The Four Pillars Of Songs With Spoken Word"See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Podcast Intro June 17 - Trucker Speed...

16 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The team launch into the weekend with a Chew Your Face Off Special...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Show Highlights June 17 - Specifying The Regions...

16 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys prepare for the Super Rugby finals this weekend...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Podcast Intro June 16 - Time To Get Fact...

15 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The team is back to share some of the greatest facts they have found over the past week...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Show Highlights June 16 - Police Role Play & The Sock Exchange...

15 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Jerry experiences a new level of respect when he dresses up as a police officer, and Matt has a laundry issue...See omnystudio.com/listener for privac...

Podcast Intro June 15 - Mark Sainsbury Takes A Cold Plunge...

15 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

the boys are joined by Mark Sainsbury, to chat all things men's health...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Show Highlights June 15 - Tammy From Briscoes & A Footballers Dream....

14 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

the boys tie up a loose end with the help of Tammy Wells and the All White take their shot at the Football World Cup...See omnystudio.com/listener for...

Podcast Intro June 14 - What Happened To Meridian...

14 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Jerry reveals all, on how the Meridian partnership came to an end...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Highlights June 14 - Butchers Are Just Too Sexy...

13 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

the boys seek out some allegations made about a couple of Canterbury butchers, and James McOnie reports on the All Blacks new cummers...See omnystudio...

Podcast Intro June 13 - Girl's Gone Pissing...

12 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Time to loosen up with a Monday Loosener...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Highlights June 13 - Hottest Trades & The Big Humper...

12 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys plans are halted when a caller rings up for a competition they don't have, and Kate Britten has had an exciting weekend with a couple of trad...

Show Highlights June 10 - Exploding Seat Belts & An Angry Pixie Campbell

10 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The BCQ continues to cause controversy and Hyundai's are exploding right around America...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Podcast Intro June 10 - Purgatory Up In This Biaaatch...

10 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Time to chew through some admin...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Podcast Intro June 9 - You Can Get Fact...

09 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Get Fact Thursdays is back...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Show Highlights June 9 - You're An Absolute Helmet...

08 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Perhaps the best insult to be dealt in a courtroom, and the South Island is apparently the best place on earth...See omnystudio.com/listener for priva...

Podcast Intro June 8 - New Zealand today...

07 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys are joined by Guy Williams ahead of New Zealand Today's season 3 release...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Show Highlights June 8 - The Encyclopedia Britannica Challenge & Finish Jerry Off...

07 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

Changes have to be made to the radio game show 'Big Cash Quickie', and a new game is invented...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Podcast Intro June 7 -Stallion, Daddy, Backdoor and Tofu...

07 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

the team assign each other with a "Maverick" inspired call sign...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Show Highlights June 7 - Match Awareness & Call Signs...

06 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

the boys discuss the first test match from Lords and Matt looks to assign the team with call signs...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informati...

Podcast Intro June 3 - The Bed In Bamboo Tiger...

02 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

The boys are back for another Chew Your Face Off Friday...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Show Highlights June 3 - Lions On Heat & The Highlanders Gonna Get Beat...

02 Jun 2022

Contributed by Lukas

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